Here is the newest chapter of Full Metal Babysitter! Thank you for reading and please enjoy! I do not own Full Metal Alchemist or UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie.

"Why are we in this place?" Hydra moaned, looking up at Al as they traveled into a small town, looking around in disgust. Al sighed for the 50th time that day as Ed looked at Hydra, turning red from anger.

"Why are you still following us?" Ed screamed at Hydra, stopping everyone as he picked up Hydra by the hair, looking at her face to face. Hydra stuck her tongue out at him as she struggled to get free.

"I knew I should have shipped you off with Winry," Ed sighed, looking quite annoyed. Valkyrie jumped on his back as he did this and Ed howled in pain.

"Still not completely healed yet..." Ed said in pain as Valkyrie laughed as she bounced on his back. Ed and Al had finally returned back to the road once again for the Philosopher's Stone, hoping that they could return their bodies to the way they once were. But now, ever since Ed got hit with the spaceship, they had two other travelers along with them. After the battle with Hydra, Hydra decided then and there she was staying with Ed and Al, much to Ed's dismay. Al was taking it in his usual kindhearted way, but Ed was of course being his usual stubborn way. WInry was going to stay with the boys, but Ed decided it would be best if she went home where she was safe. Winry argued for a while, but finally decided to go. Now, they continued in their way to follow the clues, but first they were meeting up with Colonel Mustang and Lt. Hawkeye, who came from HQ to meet Ed and Al in what they called a "emergency situation."

"These idiots better not have called me out here for some stupid nonsense," Mustang sighed, sitting at a small bar drinking his usual drink. Hawkeye looked at Mustang and shook her head as she sat at the next seat, drinking a small bottle of water. Ed walked up and gave Mustang a salute as Mustang and Hawkeye stood up and returned the salute.

"Alright Full Metal, what is this situation you are in?" Mustang said, looking at Ed with a annoyed look. Ed pointed behind him as the two small girls stood beside Al, Valkyrie waving. Mustang dropped his drink on the ground as he looked at Ed.

"Please tell me you are babysitting," Mustang said. Ed laughed nervously as he rubbed the back of his head.

After explaining the situation to Mustang and Hawkeye, Ed and Al stood before them, as Mustang looked at them with a dumb look.

"So you are telling me those are both grown women?" Mustang confirmed, still trying to grasp this concept. "How is that possible?"

"So them being grown is the hard part to understand?" Hawkeye asked, looking confused. "How about Ed getting hit with a spaceship?"

"Right, that," Mustang said, looking away. He then looked back and leaned in close to Ed. "How do they look as women?" Hawkeye pushed Mustang aside as she walked over to the girls and gave them a small smile.

"Hi, my name is Riza," Hawkeye said, looking at Valkyrie and Hydra warmly. "Can you tell me how you got here?"

"Wow isn't Riza a girl's name?" Valkyrie asked, a curious expression on her face.

"Yes..." Hawkeye said, her eyebrow going up a bit. "Why would you ask that?"

"Well, you are a man right?" Valkyrie asked, looking at Hawkeye completely serious. Hawkeye's mouth opened wide as she looked at Valkyrie with an annoyed look. "What did you just say?"

"And that is the end of that conversation!" Al said, jumping in front of Valkyrie. Hawkeye walked away angrily as Ed looked over at Al with a exasperated look as he looked back at Mustang, who was still trying to figure out what to do.

"OK, they are in your control Full Metal," Mustang said, draining the rest of his drink and wiping his mouth. He brushed himself off as he walked over to a small townscar waiting for him.

"That's it?" Ed screamed, running after Mustang. "You are leaving me with these munchkins?"

"Munchkins?" Hydra said, looking at Ed with a annoyed look. "You got a lot of mouth for a midget." Ed looked at Hydra with a dark look as he ran over and began hitting her in the head.
"I hate you brat!" Ed screamed, Hydra laughing hard. Suddenly, a large boulder came over at Ed, Ed dodging it and looking at where it came from. Mustang quickly turned and looked as a man wearing a rainbow bandana came over and knocked Mustang to his feet. Hawkeye pulled out her gun and began shooting, but the man used the ground to make a rock shield, and then he used alchemy to make a rock shoot from the ground and knock Hawkeye's gun away. Mustang smiled as he then snapped his fingers and used his signature alchemy, flame attacks, and threw a large fireball at the man. The man grinned as he clapped his hands again as he pulled out a water bottle and a large stream of water bursted from the bottle, knocking the fireball away with his water stream, and then the water drenched Mustang in water, making him growl with anger. Two men stepped out of the townscar and pulled out their weapons, but the man used alchemy to make a large landslide hit the car and the two men, making them immobilized. Ed stepped up bravely, a smile on his face as he clapped his hands together. He then transmuted his metal arm into a sword as he ran at the man, the man still using rocks to try to stop Ed, but Ed just cut them with his sword and kept moving forward.

"The Full Metal Alchemist huh?" the man said, transmuting a boulder next to him into a large rock looking cannon. He then began to load the rock cannon as he took a bag of pebbles out of his pocket and transmuted them into large rock cannon balls. He loaded the rock cannon with these cannons and laughed maniacally as he shot them at Ed, Ed trying to doge and run. Suddenly, Al came in and tossed a boulder of his own at the rock cannon, but the man sneered as he clapped his hands and simply touched the rock, and turned it into small pebbles.

"He's wearing a glove Ed!" Al screamed, looking at the man's hands,

"That's right!" the man screamed as he kept shooting the cannon. "I am Johnny Calmeron, the Element Alchemist!"

"Element Alchemist?" Ed said, still running at the man and dodging at the same time. "That is such a rip off!"

"Shut up!" Johnny screamed as he he transmuted a large boulder into a hammer and tried to use it to hit Ed, but he slid away as he slid in front of Johnny and landed a quick uppercut. Johnny held his face as Ed kicked him away, knocking him to the ground.
"Grab him Al!" Ed screamed as Al ran over and tried to put Johnny in a hold. Johnny flipped away as Al missed him, and Johnny clapped his hands and touched Al and Al's helmet cam flying off as water gushed out of his armor. Valkyrie ran up to Johnny and began kicking him.
"Leave Big Brother alone!" Valkyrie screamed as Hydra sighed and tried to warn her.

"Don't do that Valkyrie!" Hydra screamed as Johnny picked up Valkyrie and tossed her into Ed, who caught her and looked at Johnny with a dark look.

"You pick on children now?" Ed shouted, looking at Johnny angrily. Johnny shrugged as he smiled.

"I'm picking on you aren't I shorty?" Johnny said coyly. Ed began to get red as Valkyrie looked up at him and blushed a bit. Ed looekd down at her and began to back up.

"Now you aren't about to..." Ed began as Valkyrie kissed him on the lips.

"What the hell...?" Johnny said, looking at the two of them. Valkyrie began to glow as she transformed into her adult self. Adult Valkyrie stood before them, Ed standing beside her as she looked at Johnny angrily.

"No one hurts my soon to be husband," Valkyrie said as Ed blushed hard, and Al just sighed. Johnny's eyes widened as he looked at Valkyrie up and down and a huge smile got on his face.

"Well well," he said, rubbing his chin. "How did this happen?" Hydra pushed between Ed and Valkyrie and looked at Johnny with a smile.

"If you think she is hot, wait till you see me in my true form," she said, a smile on her face. She then looked up at Valkyrie, who nodded with a smile. She touched the top of Hydra's head and the seal was temporarily broken as Hydra turned into her adult self.

"Nah, I like her better," Johnny said, pointing at Valkyrie. Hydra's fist balled up as she hit Johnny in the face, knocking him away from the place and into a field far away.

"Idiot," Hydra snapped, looking away. Ed and Valkyrie laughed as their eyes connected as they looked at each other. Valkyrie blushed as Ed did the same, not knowing what to say. Ed began to say something as suddenly, the ground started shaking.

"What the hell is that?" Ed asked, looking around. Suddenly, a large boulder giant came into view, looking down menacingly as Johnny's laughter was heard inside of it.

"How do you like my new friend?" Johnny asked, clapping the rock monster's hands together. "By transmuting rock with my own body, I'm able to create this masterpiece."

"You got to be kidding me..." Hydra said, looking up as Johnny lifted up his foot and tried to stomp her out. Hydra managed to dodge as she looked at Johnny with a terrified look. Valkyrie began to silently chant as she summoned a long sword and Ed watched, impressed.

"That's pretty cool," Ed whispered as Valkyrie looked at Johnny and ran at him with the sword. Johnny tried to hit Valkyrie, but Hydra turned into a flaming pony and knocked his hands away.

"Go ahead Valkyrie!" Hydra screamed as Valkyrie nodded and hit Johnny in the chest with the sword. A golden light appeared as the rock faded and Johnny fell from the rocks, looking at Valkyrie in surprise.

"How did you break my transmutation?" Johnny asked, looking at the mysterious women. Valkyrie smiled as she pointed her sword at him and it began to glow.

"My sword cannot fall for your tricks," Valkyrie said as her sword bathed Johnny in golden light and he flew back, falling asleep.

"Wow," Al and Ed said at the same time, gaping in amazement. "Awesome." Valkyrie smiled as Ed transmuted a pole he found on the ground into a small cage to hold Johnny.

"Job well done Valkyrie," Ed said, looking at Valkyrie with a grin. Hydra and Al sighed loudly as Ed and Valkyrie looked at each other, smiling at each other. Valkyrie began to walk over as Ed walked to her, and then Valkyrie became a child again and Ed groaned.

"Every time," Ed said as he threw his hands in the air.

Stay tuned next time as Ed, Al, Hydra, and Valkyrie head out to a small town where a preacher is controlling the town with something that looks like a Philosopher's Stone... STAY TUNED!