THE ODDEST OCCURRENCE

A/N: I do not own glee. This is a requested fic. Need requests ppl!

"Sebastian and I are dating," Said Mercedes to the glee kids. Blaine and Sam were about to burst with anger. Seeing this, Finn and Rory looked like they wanted to pee their pants. Rachel, Quinn and Brittany looked shocked and scared. Artie was standing by Puck and Santana discussing the possibility that Mercedes was tricked into this. They looked for signs of manipulation. There weren't any; Just lovesick looks. Mike and Tina were disgusted. How could someone as amazing as Mercedes date something as gross as Sebastian. The choir room was silent for a moment. Even Mr. Shue was shocked. Then, chaos ensued. Everyone was yelling at Sebastian to leave her alone, asking Mercedes why she even gave him the time of day, or asking if this was all a cruel joke in Finn's case. Tina was puking into a nearby trashcan. Mr. Shue glared daggers at Sebastian. Sam and Blaine Really wanted to kill him. Kurt was sobbing on his knees asking why everything happened to them. "Okay stop it!" yelled Mercedes, stepping between the crazed teens and her boyfriend. Seriously, Sam and Blaine were asking Santana for something to cut him with, and she was ready to give it to them! "Bastian makes me happy. Isn't that enough?" she asked. They looked at each other. They did seem happy. "So help me god, if you hurt her, we will each take turns cutting you open, eating your guts and spitting them at you, do you understand?" Said Kurt, causing everyone to nod and Santana to hold up something sharp and shiny. Sebastian nodded and said a sincere "I promise I will never hurt her." Everyone left. Mercedes walked hand in hand with Sebastian back home. Mr. Shue left behind them. He flicked off the lights, engulfing the choir room in darkness.