Me, The Doctor and Martha had taken up a spot on the second floor lobby and we were waiting for the Judoon to arrive.

The Doctor looked over the railing "Oh you've got a little shop, I like a little shop."

"I love them. I think I might buy a little get well soon teddy, for a memento you know." I agreed "This could possibly be one of the most funnest things I've ever done so I'll want to keep something around…"

The doctor smiled slightly "Why a teddy."

"I could take it to build a bear and get a little voice box put in saying 'Remember the Judoon taking that hospital to the moon good times oh and you very nearly died but hell it was still fun'. God it'd be such a let-down if I got killed never being able to do that."

"That's got to be the strangest thing I've ever heard and that's saying something." Doctor stated

"I assure you. You won't die Miss Pierce me and Mr Smith won't let that happen." Martha added

"That to, also I'm the Doctor."

It was then the doors opened and the Judoon came marching in. The leader took off his helmet revealing an ugly rhino head, Martha gasped at the sight.

"I was right it is ugly, score 1." I commented, both the Doctor and Martha gave me funny looks "Inappropriate timing sorry,"

We watched as one of Martha's fellow interns tried to greet the leader, only to get forced onto a wall.

"So what are the Judoon?" Martha questioned the doctor.

"Ugly as hell rhinos,"

The Doctor rolled his eyes, " Well yes but there more commonly known as the Galactic police." The Doctor answered us both.

"I liked my answer better."

"And they brought us to the moon?" Martha asked.

"Neutral territory." He told us. "According to galactic law, they've got no jurisdiction over the Earth, so they isolate us. That rain? Lightening?" That was them, using a H2O scoop."

"What's that about galactic law? Where'd you get that from?" She asked. "If there the police, are we under arrest? Are we trespassing on the moon or something?"

The doctor smiled at Martha.

"No" He told Martha "But I like that. Good thinking. No, it's more simple, there making a catalogue. Which means there after something non-human."

"Translation, so big problems for us," I smiled.

"come on, then" The doctor said jumping up with us following.

We ran to and office with a computer that the Doctor started to search for… err what the Judoon where searching for, so there evil blood sucking hag. Martha went to check the progress of the ugly as hell rhinos A.K.A Judoon. I watched as the Doctor fiddled with the computer, He didn't look up but was using a serious voice as he began to question me.

"I know it was you pretending to be the inspector, what I want to know is why? Did you somehow know this was going to happen because you've been loving every second of this."

"So have you," I retorted,

"Difference."

"How so?"

Suddenly he clicked a setting on his screwdriver flashed it in my face before looking at it assessing the results.

"Your human I think. I'm getting mixed up results as if you were once something else." He clicked the screwdriver again and went back to attacking the computer glancing at me every couple of seconds.

"I'm not what they're looking for, and I've always been human." Rolling my eyes " Your way to paranoid."

Martha came back then announcing that the Judoon where on the third floor.

She noticed the sonic screwdriver, "What's that thing?"

"Sonic Screwdriver." He told us, not looking up.

"Well if your not going to answer properly." Martha started.

"No it really is, It's a screwdriver and it's sonic." The doctor then held up his as if it would clear things up. "See?"

"What else have you got?" She asked, "A laser spanner?"

"No, got stolen" He replied sullen. In a moment of frustration he smacked the computer "Oh this computer."

"Oi, what did the computer ever do to you?"

The Doctor threw me a look that if it could kill, it would mean I'd be stone dead.

"The Judoon have locked it down. Judoon platoon upon the moon. Cause I was just travelling past, I swear, I was just wandering. I wasn't looking for trouble, honestly, I wasn't, but I noticed these plasma coils around the hospital, and that lightning, that's plasma coils, been building up for two days now, so I checked in, I thought something was going on inside, but turns out the plasma coils were the Judoon up above." The doctor rambled

"But what are they looking for?" Martha asked

"Million dollar question.2 I added

"Something that looks human, but isn't." He told us both.

"Like you, apparently." She replied with a smile.

"Well thinking about logically he has to not be human, that or he's mad. I like to think it's the first one gives a bit of hope that we can fight against the evil well not really but still Judoon."

"Haven't they got a picture?" Martha asked.

"Might be a shape changer." He responded

"Whatever it is can't you just leave the Judoon to find it?" Martha questioned.

"If they declare the hospital guilty of harbouring a fugitive, they'll sentence it to execution." He told us.

"All of us?" Martha asked, horror etched onto her face.

"wow there annoying as well as ugly." I commented

"You're not taking this seriously enough. Hmm now if I could find this thing first…" He said defiling the computer some more. "Oh! Just that they're thick! Judoon are thick! They are completely thick! They wiped the records. Oh, that's clever." He ran a hand through his great, messy hair.

"I thought they were thick. Hmm…"I then peered at the computer screen, "So what's it you looking for?"

"I don't know. Any patient admitted in the past week with unusual symptoms" He told them. He grabbed the computer and started looking at it more closely." Maybe there's a back-up"

Martha moved to the door." Just keep working." She told us. "I'll go ask Mr Stoker, he might know."

Then she left.

"£50 pounds she'll come in saying something bad has happened," Continuing on, I went to sit on the floor Indian style next to the Doctor; I looked at him from the corner of my eye, " So, I 've came to the conclusion that you'll never ever find anything on that computer, right?"

"Shut up," I smiled childishly to myself.

The doctor finally restored the backup, So me and him took off at a run to find Martha. We the ran right into on one of the corridors.

"I've restored the backup." He told her quickly.

"I've found her." She replied breathless.

"Great let's catch the bi.. wom… alien." I replied sheepishly.

"Never mind that, Run!" The doctor interrupted after spotting the slab.

We ran down the hall and into the stairs, on the way down we spotted the Judoon coming up.

"This is so not our day." I whispered, we all turned round and saw the slab in his black motorcyclist gear.

"This way." The Doctor directed us, making us go onto the fourth floor. We then ran down the corridor and the Doctor then lead us into a room called x-ray and shut the door.

"You two, when I say now, press the button." The Doctor told us moving towards a Lrge Machine in the middle of the room.

"Great idea, care to tell us what this button might look like or do we just press any old one and hope for the best?"

"Find out the right one!" He replied to me. They all turned when the slab started to smash the door down. Me and Martha ran into the side room and tried to figure out what button it was because I forgot what we are supposed to press.

"Now!" The doctor yelled as the door broke.

Martha slammed her hand down on the largest button, we both looked away from the bright light coming from the machine in the other part of the room. The slab fell down.

"What did you do?" Martha asked, shock consuming her features.

"Increased the radiation by five thousand per cent." He replied. "Killed him dead."

"Shouldn't you be dead then?" Martha nodded in agreement.

"Nah it's only radiation." He replied. "We used to play with roentgen bricks in nursery. It's safe for you two to come out, I 've absorbed it all. All I need is to expel it." He started to bounce and hop around, "If I concentrate I can shake the radiation out of my body and into one spot. I t's in my left shoe. Here we go, here we go, easy does it…." He started flicking his left foot around. "Out, out, out, out, out. Out, out, out, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It is it is it is it is it is hot, Ah- Hold on." He then took his shoe off and threw it in the trash. "Done."

"I never knew radiation responded to words." I muttered to myself, Martha looked at me.

"You're completely mad." Martha told him, I looked at the Doctor's feet one with a shoe on, one without. I laughed.

"You're right, I look daft with only one shoe." A smug look appeared on his face, "Barefoot on the moon."

"So what is this thing?" Martha asked, I moved to look over the slab, I prodded it with my foot. "And where's it from? The planet Zovirax?"

"That's not even a planet, I say it's from Skaro." Remembering the planet as that of the Daleks, I peeked at the Doctor his brows were furrowed and he was looking at me like I was going to leap out and turn into some alien monster.

"It is just a slab. They're called ,'Slabs'. Basic slave drones, see? Solid leather, all the way through." He told us. "That's one hell of a fetish."

"It came with that woman, Mrs Finnegan. It was working for her. Just like a servant." Martha told us, But the Doctor had seen the remains of his screwdriver.

"My screwdriver."

I moved towards him and patted his head.

"It'll be alight he'll go to screwdriver heaven or sonic heaven where it'll make lot's of friends." I whispered soothingly, barely keeping a straight face.

"She was one of the patients, but-" Martha obliviously continuing on.

"My sonic screwdriver." The Doctor repeated mournfully

"He's gone to heaven, He'll want you to move on." I comforted

"She had a straw like some kind of vampire." Martha continues still not noticing the Doctor's distress.

"I loved my sonic screwdriver."

"And I'm sure he knew just how much you loved him." I whispered still patting his head.

"Doctor!" Martha yelled. Both me and him started, I stopped patting his head.

"Sorry," He then smiled, "You called me Doctor."

Martha a looked at him before moving on. "Anyway! Miss Finnegan is the Alien. She was drinking Mr stoker's Blood."

"Funny time to take a snack." I gaped at him how brilliantly clever could you be one moment and then be bone dead stupid the next. "You'd think she'd be hiding. Unless – no. Yes, that's it, wait a minute. Yes! Shape-changer. She wasn't drinking blood, She was assimilating it!" The Doctor smiled. "I f she can assimilate Mr stoker's blood, mimic the morphology, she can register as human. We've got to find her and show the Judoon. Come on!"

And we then ran of down a corridor until we saw an slab coming down the corridor straight at them, so they ducked behind a large plant.

"That's the thing about slabs, they always travel in pairs." The Doctor told us

"Do they get depressed when one of them dies?" I was curios

"I don't know never really thought about it, don't think they have emotions," The Doctor watched the corridor seeing the slab was gone, he stood up. " Come on"

We turned a corner and came face to face with the Judoon, They shone their scanner in the Doctor's face.

"Non-Human."

Martha stared at the Doctor where as I watched the Judoon. "Oh my god, you were telling the truth."

"And again," The Doctor shouted as we took off down the corridor, with Judoon Shooting at our backs. We ducked into a stair well and headed down them.

"They've done this floor." He told us. "Come on. The Judoon are logical and just a little bit thick. They won't go back to check a floor they've already checked, If were lucky."

We walked down the corridor, where we spotted Swales? I think it was that. Martha stopped and kneeled down next to her.

"How much oxygen do we have?" She asked the other intern.

"Not enough." I answered

"Yes not enough for all these people. We're gonna run out."

"How are you feeling?" The Doctor asked us looking between us, I felt a little light headed but not much, eh I'll be fine. "Are you alright?"

"I'm running on adrenaline." Martha answered.

"Never better," I added smiling

"What about the Judoon?" Martha asked.

"Ah great big lung reserves, it won't slow them down." He told us, looking around, "Where's Mr Stoker's office?"

"It's this way." She told us, moving away.

When we turned the corner Martha took the lead, When we entered the room Martha looked at it before exclaiming.

"She's gone!"

"Well what do you expect her to do wait for you to come back with reinforcements, not bloody likely is it?"

"She was here!" Martha added to us.

"Drained him dry." The Doctor kneeled examining him, I leaned against the wall taking a deep breath trying to steady myself. "I was right she's a plasmavore."

"But what's she doing on Earth?" Martha asked.

"Hiding on the run." He continued on, "Like Ronald Biggs in Rio de Jenerio." He paused. "What's she doing now? She's still not safe. The Judoon could execute us all." He stood, I quickly pushed myself of the wall, the Doctor moved to the door. "Come on."

"Hold on." Martha told us, kneeling down next to Stoker's body , she leaned over and shut his eyes, then she got up and followed the Doctor out with me trailing after.

We walked down the hall as the Doctor tried to understand want the plasmavore was up to next, I started to feel really dizzy but suppressed it.

"Think, think, think." He said, "If I was a plasmavore surrounded by police, what would I do?" He trailed of in thought, he suddenly smiled, "Ah. She's almost as clever me."

The doorway at the end of the corridor burst open and Judoon marched through.

"Martha forgive me for this." He told her as I watched amused. "It's to save a thousand lives, it means nothing." He then grabbed Martha's face. "Honestly nothing." And with that he kissed her and ran off.

Martha stood their in shock. "That was nothing?"

"Eh, don't get your hopes up, I think he's pinning after someone else." I answered

The Judoon came to a stop in front of us. The leader spoke then.

"Find non-human, execute."

Martha then started to distract them, I decided to help by starting to sing the chorus of YMCA doing the dance as well, it was the first thing I could think of. A Judoon slammed me into the wall making me stop singing. The Judoon scanned me while another was scanning Martha.

"Human, with traces of Alien. Authorize full scan." I saw Martha looking slightly scared as her Judoon started shouting what are you to her. My Judoon was scanning across me but came to a stop as something attracted him to my watch under my shirt. He grabbed at it clumsily before snapping it off my neck scanning it. "Trace gone." He then pushed it back in my hand, I carefully examined it before shrugging and putting it in my pocket.

The Judoon who'd scanned Martha gave us both cards.

"What's this for?" Martha questioned looking down at it.

"Compensation."

We both followed them down the corridor and into the MRI Room, when we entered we saw the Doctor on the ground, Martha began to demand that the Judoon check Mrs Finnegan. The MRI machine was letting out blue electricity, never a good sign.

Martha grabbed a scanner and flashed it at Mrs Finnegan.

"Non-human." The Judoon declared.

"What?" She screeched.

"He gave his life so they'd find you." Martha realized

The Judoon then declared Mrs Finnegan a plasmavore and charged her with the murder of the princess of Patrival Regency Nine. She didn't even deny it , she just ordered her remaining slab to attack, the Judoon just blasted it to pieces, huh guess their good for something. Evil blood sucking hag rushed into the protected part of the room and completed what ever it was she was doing to the MRI, sending it into an overload equalling total destruction of earth charming.

The Judoon then vaporized the plasmavore (evil blood sucking hag).

I watched as Martha crawled to the Doctor's side.

"What did she mean burn with me? The scanner shouldn't be doing that. She's done something to it." Martha cried helplessly looking for help. I tilted my head to the side and watched the blue sparks of electricity flashing.

The Judoon walked over and scanned the machine, I moved to sit next to Martha placing a sincle hand over her own.

"Scans detect lethal acceleration of monomagnetic pulse,"

"Is that even a word? Monomagnetic." I continued to mouth the word while Martha screeched about stopping the machine I instantly pulled my hand back shoving it into my pocket playing with Shelby the screwdriver.

"All units withdraw."

Guess Martha scared them away.

Well it wasn't that bad, I mean nothing compared to my mam no she's not my mam. Anger instantly filled me up.

"You can't go! That thing's going to explode and it's all your fault." Martha yelled after them.

"Martha, you're a doctor, student thingie RCPA him. No that's the charity resuscitate him… OH OH CPR!" I exclaimed pointing and jumping up before rushing into the protective part of the room and looking at the controls in puzzlement. They really should keep a manual book around here for reasons just like this. My dizziness hit me full force then and I slummed over the controls probably pushing a load of buttons, I went to push myself of the ground but everything went sideways. Taking it as a sign from God I laid down and watched Martha perform CPR.

The Doctor sat up suddenly and Martha whispered "She did something to the Scanner."

Martha promptly passed out drama queen, OH MY GOD I'm a drama queen look at me all helpless and pathetic get a grip it's a bloody head ache. I pulled myself up again leaning heavily on the control panel watching the Doctor as he jumped up rushed in to the room. He gave me a smile I flashed him a weak smile, he located two plugs a blue and a red one.

"Red, one always a red one." I told him just before he pulled the red plug, making the machine shut down. He then made his way towards Martha scooping her up bridal style. Smirking at the thought I went to follow and promptly passed out, great.

I woke up to find a bunch of EMT's hustling about over me, rolling my eyes I got up but one of them pushed me down telling me to keep still, after fifteen minutes of torcher in front of the hospital I was deemed healthy. Idiots.

I wandered about when I spotted Martha getting hugged by her sister Tish was it ehh… close enough. Sighing I looked out across towards the other side of the road where the TARDIS stood I spotted the Doctor nodding at Martha and as if he sensed my presence his eyes trailed over to look at me. I smirked lifted my hand and wiggled my fingers before laughing and smiling properly he smiled in return before a truck drove passed and he and the TARDIS disappeared. Smiling to myself I sauntered of towards my hotel.

Pushing up the stairs of the bog standard hotel, I fished out the keys pushing them into the handle of the door turning them and pushing the door open. I stepped in to find an extra wardrobe in the bedroom part with a smirking Nezziria leaning against it inspecting her nails. She looked up at me with a singular eyebrow rose looking the picture of sinister.

"What.. are you a hologram?" I asked almost hopefully they where nicer than the real her.

"No, but we're gonna have so much fun together." Looking at her face I'm not sure I want to know her definition off fun.

An: What do you think I'm not gonna have Morgan back in the T.v show with the doctor until lazurasses experiment because the doctor doesn't really like her yet and I'm going to have my own little show with Nezziria as the bad guy just after I've done blink. Also nine pages!

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