"what the fuck do we do with a volcano." indy said.
"we need to activate it. it will shoot fucking lava at the dome."
"ok"
they went to the volcano. andy pushed kaiser snot into the volacno. he was dead.
"we need the key."
"where the fuck is the key you little shit." indy said.
"how the fuck should i nkow?" andy said.
"well the only fucking reason I followed you was becuz I thought you understand the year 2008."
"let's look it up on the internet. there is something else i want to show you." they went to andy's house.
"wow andy, your house is the shit." indy said.
"fuck yeah. this is a computer. you can use it for stuff."
"??"Indiande jones said.
andy went to wikipedia.
"here is where the key is:" an dy said. it was being held by indys dad/
"shit." indy said.
"and here is something else i want to show you." he typed in indiana jones.
"what...the..." indy said.
"its you. you are a fishuous character in this world. you R a movie character. you are in movies. would you like to see a movie with you in it?' andy said. he clicked around the website. it was too much for indy to handle.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!" indy said as he ran away.
"indy!! come back!!"
dr. jones was fucking pissed. how could he take over the world if that fucking kid andy was fucking with his master plan to take over the world. but that kid was really cool. then he came up with a scrilliant(like brilliant but with scrilla) idia. he will run for president. he flew out.
john mckain was giving a sepech/
"what the fuck! we don't want to fuck up worse. FUCK!! we need a president who won't fuck this up. FUCK!!" mcan said. he was very mad.
prof jones showed up.
"who the fukc?" mckan said as he was pulled into jones mouth. he was eated.he gained his powers
"hahahhahah" he flew away
barak obama was giving a sepeech.
"we need change! no more motherfucking bullshit in the white house!!" dr jones shoed up.
"who the fuck are you" obnama said.
"jobens" dr jones said. he then killed obama and cut him into pieces he sucked up obama with his mouth. he gained all his poweres.
"now i am the only candidate. vote for me as overlord of the world./" he said.
andy got rid of the volcano and dome. now to find indy.
he looked around.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!" sudeently he was grapped. it was...dr. jones!!
