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Chapter 3: England, America & Stink Bombs
A different meeting between England and America...
"America, I have come up with a new weapon to use against the axis powers."
"What, Iggy?"
"Using my dark magic powers once again, I have come up with this!"
In England's palm was a little capsule.
"Seriously dude? What does it do?"
"I'll show you. Let's go outside."
Once outdoors, England set out a piece of plastic, placed the capsule on it, took out a hammer, and broke the capsule. A disgusting smell immediately pervaded the area.
"Ew, Iggy, that's disgusting!"
"I know, right? To top that, it can't be washed out, even after multiple cleanings!"
"Cool. But I'm the hero. I can do even better!"
"No way, you bloody wanker. There's no way you can do better than my dark magic!"
"Ha dude, you'll see!"
~Later~
England was walking around during a break in the conferences, when America came running up to him.
"Hey, Eyebrows! Come see my new top secret stink bomb!"
"Mine is better."
"Ha! Mine is waaaaay better! It's called the "Who, me?"
America held out a spray bottle.
"It's in here! What you do is, you spray the stuff in this bottle-"
America promptly sprayed the spray bottle at England, covering the both of them in the substance.
"You Idiot! Now you've covered me in it. And it smells disgusting!"
"That's the point! If it's sprayed on Germany, it'll totally embarrass him in front of the other Axis!"
"But America, you've covered the both of us in it. If it's going to cling to whoever sprayed it, no one will want to use it!"
"Shut up, Dude, it's amazing!"
"Say what you want… I'm going to change clothes. Maybe shower too."
~With France~
France was extremely disappointed with what America had sent to help with his resistance. Usually it was more useful, such as explosives, but today he had sent a stinky air freshener. "How am I supposed to use this? I have no qualms with making Germany smell like merde, but I refuse to smell of it myself. At any rate, then he'll definitely know it was me!"
A/N: Resistance groups sent America's spray bottle generally refused to use it, because, as England and France pointed out, it clung to whoever was spraying it. … Review please?
