The crimson echidna and the cobalt champ crowded around the television to watch some Monday Night Football. Every minute or so you could hear one guy cheer on the Patriots, or the other guy jeer at the Giants. But when the game wasn't on, they talked about nonsense. After the first quarter ended, crimson asked cobalt, "Did you ever hear about this guy who died not so long ago, and then the girl came in and tried to revive him?"
"No..." the blue hedgehog said, dazed and confused. "Who was that guy?"
Knux retorted, "Duh — you! Don't you remember when that happened?" He laughed hard at the cobalt chump.
But Sonic was still lost. "Uh, no... can we drop the subject?"
At the two minute warning, blue had a very good question to ask red: "What do you think Tails is up to?"
"Whatever he's doing, he better not be drinking any Pepsi," remarked Knux.
"Oh yeah, good point. I'll be right back." He sped off and out of sight. Knux couldn't help but say to himself, How does he do that?
Meanwhile, Tails was hiding away from everyone else, where he was sure no one could find him — in the attic. He secured a can of Pepsi in his left hand, and a knife in his right... just in case anyone was to grab at it like they always did for no apparent reason (at least to the fox). Maybe they were just poking fun at him for being a nerd? Maybe they were discriminating him for his two tails?
The moment of truth (insert cheezy Heatbox reference here). The fox pushed down the tab, opened the can, and shoved it up his mouth. Suddenly a blue streak sped past him, and before you could shout "play ball", he was choking on this awful white liquid substance. Two minutes of sore throat later, he couldn't help but get a better view of his left hand to get an idea of what just happened. Milk!
"Sorry Tails. I have to stand by what Amy says... and so do you." Sonic, like Amy, had an evil smirk on his face.
Tails couldn't believe it. His "best buddy" had aided the pink hedgehog in ruining his life over a simple can of Pepsi. He completely lost it (insert Suicidal Tendencies reference here). "Dammit, Sonic! What's wrong with a simple can of Pepsi!? Zenith, get in here!"
It's weird how I'm already involved in my own fic, lol. I'll be right back.
