Yoshizilla: Yep, chapter three is here from your good ol' neighborhood friendly author, Yoshizilla. Don't mind Yoshiguru - he's just jealous because he can't play the stupid swordsmen well. (chuckles)

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It was quiet. It was peaceful. It was Charizard's house.

And why do you even need the same stupid description of the same thing over and over? Because I said so, so shut up.

Anyways... Charizard was cleaning the floors. Until Mr. Game-and-Watch suddenly popped up. Wearing a handsome tuxedo, which was black-and-white.

"The name's Watch. Game-and-Watch," Mr. Game-and-Watch said cooly, turning to Charizard as he pulled up a wooden chair and sat down in it.

Charizard stared blankly at Mr. Game-and-Watch. "Errrmmm... can I help you?"

Mr. Game-and-Watch shook his head. "No, thank you. I'll be able to handle things on my own." He then spotted an old, 1930s era watch, picking it up out of curiosity. "Hmmm, what's this?"

Charizard gasped. "Hey! Watch it!" The red, fire-type dragon Pokemon stomped over to Mr. Game-and-Watch this stuff ain't cheap, you know!" He snatched the watch away from him.

Mr. Game-and-Watch blinked. "Oh, what makes you think that you can just take away something precious like that!?" He took out his frying pan and started tossing black, two-dimension sausages and bacon at Charizard, knocking the red, fire-type dragon Pokemon down.

Charizard got back up, and he roared angrily, taking the wooden chair and smashing it on Mr. Game-and-Watch's head. He then fired a Flamethrower attack on Mr. Game-and-Watch, burning the black, 2D figure and causing him to run around screaming as the flames spread all over him. Charizard took this opportunity to snatch Mr. Game-and-Watch and toss him out of his house, watching the black 2D figure explode into tiny pieces of pre-1980s era game graphics.

Charizard sighed of relief, slamming the door shut and taking a breather. He held up his precious watched, and placed it in a drawer, locking it to prevent it from being stolen. Charizard grinned, and as he headed upstairs, a coconut fell on his head, knocking the red, fire-type dragon Pokemon out.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Yoshizilla: Jeeze... do you know how many times I had to write, copy, and paste Mr. Game-and-Watch's darn name during that whole chapter? (faints) Well, I hoped that you all enjoyed this chapter and got a good laugh. Next time, expect something better from Yoshiguru.