Disclaimer: The police and the CSI have both worked for long hours. They have figured out the one piece of evidence that they were searching for. After long hours of intterigation, it was proven that Sesshomaru wears eye shadow. Oh...i don't own fma or inuyasha.

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Scar embraced Al in a long passionate kiss. Al's arms and legs couldn't move. They were frozen! He couldn't escape. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Torture! Torture!

Strangly enough, Scar was thinking the exact same thing. He couldn't stop! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Roy looked at the two, and then shook his head.

" If we don't resolve this problem soon, we could all end up like scar and Al. Whom, I have just decided, not to help." Roy said as Magi reminded Sari to capitilize Scars name.

Havoc looked at Scar&Al. He looked at Breda. He shuddered. eeeehh...no.

Inu-Yasha walked over to the fanfic author and looked at what she was typing. His eyes widened and he let out a scream.

" WWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTT?.! MAES? NO WAY! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NO NO NO! HELP! HELP! SAVE MEEEEEEE!" yelled Inu-Yasha as he unwillingly walked over to Maes Hughes.

" Inu-yasha...what are you doing...Inuyas...inu...wha-?" Said Maes as Inu-Yasha walked over to him.

" I'M ALREADY MARRIED!" yelled the innocent um...what rank is he? oh well...

The small blonde haired fanfic author in the corner stood up and a nutty grin replaced her blank look.

" It doesn't matter if you're married Maes. Oh dear! Whatever will Gracie think? tsk tsk tsk."

" Did somebody say garlic?" asked kain nervously.

"No Kain, I said Gracie. Not garlic." Explained the author.

Inu-Yasha walked over to Maes.

" Nooo! I don't wanna end up like scar and al...hey are they STILL making out? good gravy." said Inu-yasha.

" I like gravy." noted Breda. Inu-yasha rolled his eyes.

" We ALL know that you like gravy Breda." said everyone remembering the gravy inccident.

Breda frowned and mumbled something about not being his fault.

Roy flailed his arms in the air.

" HELLO! CAN WE GET BACK TO FIGURING OUT HOW TO AVOID ENDING UP LIKE AL AND SCAR? god...are they STILL making out? sheesh. Okay everyone, we need to find out how to either escape central HQ, or stop the bad fanfic author from getting too carryed away and-HOLY Roy yelled.

" WHY WON'T THESE IMAGES LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE?" He screamed. Roy ran over to the wall and began to bang his head against it. He then relized that Ed was doing the same thing. They both screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Roy jumped back ontop of his desk.

" Ok, lets try and think of someway to escape this nightmare... any ideas?" Roy asked.

" I have an idea. Myabe we could kill the fanfic author. Then she wouldn't be able to type anything. In fact, There had been a from of killing authors that has been passed down and yakkity blah yak blabber blah" Offered Armstrong.

Kain rolled his eyes.

" You moron! If we kill the fanfic author, we'll all dissapear! And nobody cares about your family generation crap." said Kain.

Armstrong gasped and burst into tears.

" I just relized that...that...YOU'RE RIGHT! Nobody cares about my family traditions or generations or anything! and...and...i look like...like... A MUSCULAR BABY! MELTED CHEESE SANDWHICH!" Sobbed Armstrong as he slowly, but surely, lost his mind.

Kain smiled evily.

" That's right. And nobody ever WILL care about your family traditions or how muscular you are...or...or...um...or your stupid little mustache!" Kain said evily.

" nooooo! My mustanche isn't stupid! Ok...YES IT IS! and i admit it! I do! Ha ha ha ha ha! I'M BALD! BALD I SAY! Ch...chatspeak! R u 4 real? wat is up? How r u? brb! afk! g2g! ttly! ttyl! lol! omg! WAAAAAH!" Armstrong screamed and fell on his knees.

Kain smiled and looked at Roy.

" Since he's already lost his mind, Can I suck his blood? Ya know...To put him out of his misery?" Asked Kain hopefully.

Roy shrugged. " Sure, just don't make a mess or anything."

Kain smiled and lunged at Armstrong. He opened his mouth and revealed two pointy vampire fangs. Kain bit his neck but...

...He missed. This was becasue of the evil fanfic author.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Kain at the top of his lungs. Kain immedietly jumped away from armstrong and began to spit on the floor and wipe his mouth.

" waaa...boo hoo...sob sob" cried Kain as he drank some mouthwash.

" What happened?" asked Roy.

" I...I...well..I HATE YOU!" he screamed as he pointed at the author.

The author giggled and looked at Roy.

" I made him miss and kiss Armstrong." She said happily.

Roy gasped. What a horrible fate!

" Well, i'm not glad you're all happy but I'll have you know I'm feeling very depressed today." Said Marvin sadly. Roy wondered about where Marvin the parinoid android came from, but he chose to ignore this fact.

Kain looked at Marvin,

" Will you shut up? I'm having a severe mental breakdown here!" kain yelled at The parinoid android.

Marvin sighed.

" oh just kill me..." he sighed.

Falman pointed at Roy.

" This is all your fault! If you haden't invited us to that godforsaken party of yours this would never have happened!" Falman accused.

Roy looked offeneded.

" You think i was planning this all?.! This isn't my fault! And anyways, you should know how all argument scenes end! With...THAT!" said Roy as he pointed to Al and Scar.

" you mean...we can't have any dissagreements or else we'll end up like those two?" Falman asked.

Roy nodded. No disagreements...no no no.

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So...was it good? Poor kain. Reveiw or else Kain will suck your blood.

Kain: I'm too depressed to do anything right now...

Me: Awww...you stink...

Kain: Sniffle sob cry...