[Next Day,7 AM]
*He tried to open his eyes but he knew it is a bad idea as soon as he made contact with the blinding sun rays,and to top it all,he had a horrible migrine... Where was he? After a big effort his eyes finally adjusted to the light,he scaned his surroundings,this place... Ah now he know! It's the lounge where he partied with the members yesterday. He was sprawled on the glass table in a very very unconfortable position,he slowly rose from the table carefully as to not make any sudden mouvement that will cause him more pain in his head. As he stood,he winced,his limbs felt sore
*The young man started looking around him,the lounge was... If a storm have passed by,he was sure that it won't damage the room to this extent: Glasses and alcohol bottles were everywhere,confetti was almost covering everything (Uncluding him),the wooden table was overthrown,the coushions were everywhere but their right place,the other wooden table was standing in the middle of the room,atop of it,was the couch. The sole man who occuped the room was about to wonder what on earth would be the use of that until he spoted the ceilling: It was orned with EXO Symbols,the names of the members,childish drawings that he suspected are Chanyeol and Baekhyun's,and some other writtings that he couldn't make out since he was really dizzy
"Mitchin Sekki-deul (Crazy Kids),I bet Suho won't be happy about this"He smirked despite the state he was in
*He decided that it was time for him to go get some rest,so,and while he was headed to the door,he spoted a pants,T-shirt,and a vest,he reconised them to be Kai's since the name tag said so
"Nappeun Sekki (Bad kid) he just love walking around naked"He thought as he exited the room and dragged himself to the elevator...
*While passing the lobby,he noticed the awkward look the few people which mostly were receptionists and clerks were giving him. He smirked,they probably reconised him... He marched proudly toward his destination all proud flashing the females smiles which for them looked more psychiatic than charming... Little did he know that they were staring at his messed up appairence: His hair was sticking everywhere but its right place covered with confetti,and most importantly the 'I'm A Big Shit' written in english at the back of his jacket
*As he arrived his floor,he passed the rooms one by one and stoped in front of ChanKaiSoo's,he opened the door slightly and saw two sillouettes covered from head to toe sleeping on the big bed,probably Chanyeol and Kai
"Jasshig-deul,couldn't they wake me up before leaving to their rooms?"He mumbled while closing the door,and massaging his sore neck... He then went to his room,and plopped on his bed not carring that he might wake up the two other occupants of the room who were soundly sleeping on the other bed
*Suho stirred from his sleep as he head the cringing noise next to him,he opened one eye still too tired,the wall clock showed that it was 7:22 am,he looked at the single bed next and saw Kris sprawled on the bed still in the school uniform they wore yesterday to the EMAs
"Kris ? Ouatta? (you're here ?)"
"Oh"Was Kris's only answer not opening his eyes
"Adeul-deul neun ? (How about the kids?)"
"Yah keunian cha! (Just sleep!) They partied the whole night and are now savely and soundly in their rooms"
*Junmyeon sighted,he was worried for nothing,he then went back to sleep as silence filled the room
[10 AM]
*The room was silent,that's if we exclude Kris's deep snoring that could wake the dead from eternal sleep but not Suho or Xiumin,you just try to live for five years with eleven other men under one roof,and you'll develope the ability to sleep under higher noises than just snoring (Credits to the beagle line)
*The phone started ringing,not his cell phone but the hotel one... That was odd,why would the hotel call them? Not expecting Kris to answer of course,Suho picked it up
"Hello?"He asked in english
"Mr Junmyeon Kim ?"Asked a feminine voice
"Yes this is me"
"I'm from the hotel reception,I have here you friend who is asking to put his taxi fee on your card,shall we do as he requests ?"
*Maybe it is because he just woke up,but all he understood was Friend,Taxi and card...
"I'm sorry can you repeat slowly?"Asked Suho,even Xiumin was awake by then
"I said your friend her..."Began her voice in an irriteted tone,but then he heard some weird sounds on the other line
"Hyung!"A familiar voice spoke
"Sir you don't have the right to snatch the phone from me"The receptionist's voice echoed in the background
"This will be quick"Said the familiar voice
"Hyung Naya (It's me) Baekhyunnie!"
"Yah Baekhyun ah ! What's going on?"Suho Asked now fully awake,even Kris opened one eye perplex
"Hyung Jebal (Please) tell her to put the taxi fee on your card Jebaaal,he's making a scene,the taxi man!"Baek's voice seemed more like begging,he was about to cry
"Byun Baekhyun you! What kind of trouble did you land yourself in?"Junmyeon closed his eyes as his voice sounded furious
"Ah hyuuuuung Jebal just do what I told you here talk to her"
"Yah Baekhyun..."
"Mr Kim... What should I do?"
"Just do as he asked and send him up to me"
*After the call resumed,Suho stared in shock at the phone in his hand
"What's going on?"Asked Minseok
"Byun Baekhyun is going on! He asked me to put his taxi fee on my card"
"What? Taxi? Where was he this early in the morning?"Kris who was still laying on the bed wondered,in fact it wasn't that early but since they partied the whole night,he expected the blondy to sleep through the entire morning
"I don't know either! He's going to be here in few minutes and you ask him!"The K leader was really angry,will Baekhyun ever stop ?
"Aish Jasshig! Where the hell was he?" Xiumin was having the same thought as Junmyeon
*Ten minutes later,they hear knocking on the door,rather banging on the door as if somebody's trying to break into the room forcefully. Being the closest to the door,Xiumin jumped from the bed and went fast to open,and,before he got the chance to see who it was,two arms envelopped him in a bear hug
"MINSEOK HYUUUUNG!"Baekhyun's annoying voice almost bursted his eardrums. Minseok pushed the younger a little bit
"YAH Baekhyun what wer..."But the rest of his sentence stayed hanging as his mouth hang open... How words can be put together to describe the man standing right in front of him?
"SUHO HYUUUUUNG YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO ME FEW HOURS AGO!"Baekhyun ran to Junmyeon and hugged him while sobbing like a child,the other man on the other hand didn't give any reaction as he was too shocked just like Minseok and Kris
"ABRAHAM LINCON HAHAHAHA"Kris shouted after a short silence as he took his phone and started taking photos of the crying Baekhyun while laughing out loud
*The reason? Byun Baekhyun was wearing what seemed to be a long wig of black hair ,covered with a black hat that looked like the ones magicians uses on shows ,a fake long beard (Well they sinserly hoped it was fake),a white botton up shirt,black trousers that looked so old fashioned,and a black oversided blazer that looked twice his size and he was barefoot only wearing familiar pink socks that Lay gave him few months ago for his birthday... In all he looked exactly like a short asian Abraham Lincon
*Suho and Xiumin finally snaped out of their shock as the leader glared at the chinese man and took the phone away from him,while Minseok went to confort Baekhyun who was now sitting on the bed
"Care to explain?"Suho stood in front of him waiting for an answer from his younger member
"Do I look like I understand what's going on myself?"
"What?!"The three others said in union
"First help me to get these things off my head,it started to become ichy,I kept them on so that no one would reconise me"He said while taking off the beard that was fortunelly fake
*Xiumin launched himself on him trying help getting rid of the wig... Only that it wasn't a wig
"Yah! It's stuck!"
"Huh? What do you mean it's stuck?"Baekhyun tried to take it off but the black hair atop of his head won't move "It's stuck! IT'S FREAKING STUCK!"Baekhyun shouted
"Let me see"Kris went to Baek and checked on his head "This is not a wig these are extentions! And they are knoted!"
"WHAT?!"Baekhyun and Xiumin screamed
"Minseok ah give me those scisors you brought"
"SCISORS? WHAT FOR?"Baekhyun backed a little bit distancing himself from Kris
"Calm down Abraham! There is noway these things are going to leave your head unless we cut them off now give me those scisors Xiumin"
"There is no way you'll cut my hair hyung! MY POOR HAIR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DESERVE THI..."
"QUIET!"Shouted Junmyeon at the top of his lungs "KRIS WE ARE NOT CUTTING BAEKHYUN'S HAIR AND THAT'S FINAL! MINSEOK HYUNG SIT BACK WE WON'T NEED SCISORS,AND YOU! BYUN BAEKHYUN STOP FREAKING SHOUTING AND TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!"They all did as they were told,Suho can be really scary when he is angry
"It all started when I woke up this morning..."Baekhyun took his head between his hands
FLASHBACK
'Welcome aboard to flight 9866 the plane will take off in few minutes to Nigiria,please fasten your seatbelts'
*He was still asleep when he heard that as well as people talking around him in some langage he didn't know,his face felt ichy... Nigiria huh? Are the guys playing some prank on him again? That's probably Chanyeol's doings taking revenge on him since he tricked him few days ago in showering with cold water... Only that he was far from what was really going on... REALLY far away...
*He opened one eye expecting to find the members all around grinning at him... Indeed there were people around,only it wasn't the ones he was expecting... Since when did they grow beards and long hair?
"Brother Samoel you are awake?"One of the beared men around him asked in english
*'Brother Samoel'?Baekhyun thought dumbfounded... Yaaah,Chanyeol took revenge to the next level,he even hired strang... Ani what! He looked around to find himself in what looks like a plane...
*Baekhyun unable to understand what's going on,this was too weird to be a prank,he closed his eyes thinking that it is some bad dream hoping that the men in beards that scared the life out of him would just disapear,only to open them few seconds later to find that nothing has changed
"Brother Samoel? What's wrong with you?"A bearded man asked
"I think he have plane fright!"Another one said
"I-I-Ige Ige moya? IGE MOYA?! (What is this)"Baekhyun suddenly felt suffocating as he stood up running away from them but his legs were jelly as he kept on falling all the way to the door
"Passenger please comeback to your seat,the plane will take off in few..."A flight attendent smiled at him
"W-Where we going?"He managed to sayin english
"Sir? Are you okey?"She seemed worried
"PLANE WHERE GOING?!"He shouted and everybody was looking at him
"T-To Nigiria s-sir"She took a step back suddenly afraid of him
"MWO? NIGIRIA? ANI CHOLTAE ANDWAE! (No impossible)"A hand grabbed his shoulder he turned to find two from the beard guys
"Brother Samoel! Why are you being like this?"
"WHO ARE YOU?!"Baekhyun pushed that hand away from him and took few steps back but he triped and fell
"What? Don't you remember what happened yesterday?"Baek shook his head
"You agreed to join our family in their trip to the african country where we'll be living with our african brothers in a village away from the civilisation that is brainwashing our kids'minds!"Baekhyun only understood 50 percent of what the man said and that was enough for him to understand that he is in a sticky situation that he should escape before the plane takes off
"W-What?"
"We adopted you into our family yesterday and even gave you the name of Samoel"The other one said
*Both beard men were heading toward him while he was backing,the flight attendent was asking them to go back to their seats
*In a sudden but brave movement,he stood up and pushed the other male flight attendent who was about to press the button to close the door and almost flew the stairs. Arriving to the ground,he ignored the calls from the amish men as he run as fast as he can. His lungs were on fire but he didn't stop until he found himself save and sound inside of the airport,but that didn't rassure him as he stood only few minutes to catch his breath and ran again toward the exit affaid that they will follow him... This really can't be Chanyeol's doings...
FLASHBACK'S END
"I ran until the exit,took a taxi and gave him the adress of the hotel,but half way here I found out that I had no money on me..."
*The other men in the room just stared at him wide eyed. What he just said doesn't make any sense but giving Baekhyun's current breakdown,they were left with no other choice but to believe him
"Do you think anybody of the guys have anything to do with this?"Asked Kris
"Yah! They might be crazy but they won't take it to this extent"Minseok defended them
"So how do you explain the fact that he ended up in a plane headed to Nigiria with an amish clan?"
"What happened yesterday?"Asked Suho
*Baekhyun opened his mouth but no words came out
"Yesterday... Yesterday... We were at the bar downstairs... Together with the members... and then hyung deul you left... And then... And then..."Baekhyun closed his eyes trying to remember
"And then?"
"I... I don't remember..."
"Kris?!"The three of them looked at the 1.89cm tall man
"What? Don't look at me I drunk a lot yesterday! I don't remember anything"Kris shrugged
"WU YI FAN! Didn't you say that you'll look after them!"Suho started regreting leaving them alone
"I-I did!"Lied Kris. To be honest,he don't remember anything of what happened after Suho and Minseok left
"My poor hair!"
"Yah! Wait what about the others? Until now we only know about Baekhyun... What if the kids are in some plane headed elsewhere and weren't as fortunate as you to escape?"Minseok worried
"Yah! I don't know how he ended up at that plane but the others are in their rooms... Chanyeol and Kai were in their bed this morning!"
"How about the rest?"
*Kris bearly opened his mouth that a feminine scream was heard from outside the room,followed shortly by another that was too familiar to them... Speaking of the devil few moments ago,they reconised the deep manly voice to be their group's main rapper happy virus Park Chanyeol
*Still in their blue and green unicorn printed couple's pyjamas that Tao bought for them last christmas,Minseok and Junmyeon were the first ones to run toward the source of the scream followed closely by an amish looking Baekhyun a Kris wearing the 'I'm a big shit' uniform... Indeed the screams were coming from ChanKaiSoo's room
*What was awaiting for them was the last thing they expected: A half naked Chanyeol atop of a girl... In his bed...
