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Chapter 3- it is not a good idea to turn your teacher orange
Sirius Black
Transfiguration-detention
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55) I will never turn my teacher orange
56) I will never turn my teacher green
57) I will never turn my teacher yellow
58) I will never turn my teacher any color
59) I will never turn my teacher into a kumquat
60) 1 will not turn my teacher into a pie (no make how good pies are)
61) I will not turn my teacher into any other inanimate object…..
Remus Lupin
Transfiguration-detention
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76) Teachers are there to teach us not to have us turn them different colors
77) Such as orange
78) Pink
79) Blue
80) Yellow
81) Turquoise
82) Any other interesting colors……
James Potter
Transfiguration-detention
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90) From now on I will not change my teacher colors
91) For this would be rude
92) And I do not think I want another detention
93) Even though I will get one tomorrow
94) And you will yell at us again for I am sure we will do something…
"Okay boys you can clean up it is 11:00, shoo!"
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"Thank god I thought I was never going to get out of there!!" Sirius moaned
"I am never writing again" James said looking at his hands
"I can't believe she made us write 100 things never to do to a teacher" Sirius whined
"Well in her defense, we did make her orange" Remus told them
Flashback
The four boys were all sitting in the court yard on a brisk Wednesday morning, (they had a free period.) James was sitting staring at the girls, mostly Lily Evens (no surprise) Remus was reading, Peter was watching Sirius draw in the dirt with a stick.
"I think that the sky is way to dull in September, don't you?" said Remus putting down his book.
"I think the sky could only be interesting if it was pink." Sirius said
"Pink, why pink?"
"Because is the most manly color anywhere!"
"No I think you are getting confused with fuchsia"
"Fuchsia? What kind of color in that?"
"You've never seen fuchsia?"
"Nope never had but I bet it's a type of yellow."
"No, and why would you think that"
"Yellow, every werewolf's favorite color" Sirius smirked at the annoyed and frustrated look on Remus' face.
"Fuchsia is a pink"
"No it's not"
"Yes it is"
"No it's not"
"Yes it is"
"What are you arguing about?" James asked snapping about of his reverie, as Lily had gone inside
"James, tell Remus that fuchsia is a type of yellow" Sirius said
"James tell Sirius that fuchsia is a type of pink" said Remus
"You were arguing about what color fuchsia is?" said James laughing
"Yes" they said together
"That is so stupid!"
"Nothing compared to the argument you get up to with him" Remus said nodding towards Sirius
"Well at least I am not always stuck in a book"
"I get everything done on time though"
"You discussed me!"
"Stop. You're stupid. Fuchsia looks like this Sirius", and James turned Sirius bright pink
"Two can play at that game", and Sirius turned James yellow
As you can imagine, this did not end pretty
"You three stop this minute!!" a voice screeched
Three wands fell to the ground at the same moment clattering across the stone-covered courtyard.
"What have you done!!!!!!"
The boys turned slowly around and saw McGonagall. Only she didn't look like McGonagall, for she was bright orange from head to toe. The boys stared. They had seen an angry McGonagall before after all, but that was nothing to an angry orange McGonagall.
"You boys are in deep, deep trouble." She said but they saw her mouth twitch as though she was going to smile. She was looking at them.
Then the three boys got a good look at how they looked and stared. Sirius' shiny black hair was now a light turquoise color, and the rest of him was bight yellow. Remus was green colored top to bottom except for orange spots on his hair and face. James was all different colors; his legs were brown, his arms were yellow, his face and hair were red, and the rest of him was white. James stood out the most. Peter, however, had not been in the fight but had watched and had gotten hit was the perfect shade of fuchsia.
"That is fuchsia Sirius" said James laughing
"Come!" McGonagall yelled
And they followed her to their doom.
End flash back
"Well, we did live. I mean I thought we were going to get it" said Remus
"Me too" said James
"I didn't," said Sirius and seeing their expressions he continued, "she has a soft spot for me, Minnie does."
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