Naruto stuck out like a sore thumb on the streets of bunol, with his spiked up blonde hair and clear blue eyes he look foreign even among all the people from different gathered at La Tomatina, not to mention his weird choice of clothing, of course Naruto didn't understand why people would be staring of course but at the very least he observed that they were.
"Hey Kiba look the people here are staring at my awesome outfit" Naruto grinned widely.
"Um Naruto I don't think that's why there staring" Kiba replied wincing at the visual atrocity of Naruto's outfit.
"Look i brought spare clothes in a bag for after we have been covered in tomatoes you can change into them now and save yourself the embarrassment" Naruto was still mad ealthat Kiba didn't appreciate his outfit it was great.
"No way I got style tips for this outfit from Jiraiya and guy!" Naruto's knew that they were both extremely stylish he was always hearing about how 'out there' and 'original' and 'brave' they were which were all very good things.
"That explains it, i mean you normally suck at dressing yourself and stuff but you're not this bad, I can't believe you listen to them like they look they robbed a costume store, a brand store and there grandmas closet, threw it all together and called it fashion"
"That is totally not true they are awesome and stylish!"
Kiba opened his mouth to say something but it was left hanging open .
Naruto saw none other than Hinata a hugely popular model, and actor her face was on billboards everywhere and Kiba had a huge crush on her posters in his room and everything, he bordered on obsessive, Naruto teased Kiba about it ever since he found out about it when Kiba left his room open when he stayed over one time.
Kiba was probably thinking his biggest wish was coming true right now.
"Naruto i\I need to impress her so i have to go talk to her without you or my chance will be forever lost"
"I understand bro go get her"
Kiba took a big breath in "wish me luck" he then walked towards Hinata, Naruto wished him luck Kiba would most probably need it.
Naruto could just throw tomatoes at strangers which was essentially the whole point anyway.
Heaps of people had gathered in the area where the greasy pole with a ham on it was, and many people had tried but so far no one had managed to climb it.
Naruto knew what he had had to do. He was going to climb the pole, and get that ham.
Glory would be his!
He walked over to the pole and waited for the guy currently attempting to climb it to give up, it didn't take long. Naruto was pretty fit he exercised a lot, not to boast of course, and he knew the best technique for climbing the pole plus he'd watched Mulan and if she could to it so could he.
Of course he wasn't trying to restore his dignity and honor, but boasting about having climbed the pole would be cool, plus he would get a free ham, who doesn't like free stuff?
Naruto surprised everyone by running up to the pole the gasped as he used the momentum from running and he pulled himself on the pole tightened legs around and proceed to shuffle up it like Sora did on the coconut trees on kingdom of hearts, yes Naruto happened like Disney not that it was obvious or anything, going to Disney world was on his bucket list.
Naruto begun to feel the strain on his muscles as he shuffled up the greasy pole but he was almost at the top, he could almost taste his victory, or well smell it the ham really stunk.
Naruto grabbed the ham holding it out in one hand like trophy he slid down the pole. The crowd cheered.
The trucks (lories) carrying the tomatoes were already there they begun to empty out the over ripe tomato's which even a blind person would notice given the fact the tomatoes were over ripe so the air reeked of them. Then the trucks moved away.
Very excited, (many at least partially drunk) tourist began to throw tomatoes at each other like wild monkeys frenzied with the need to throw food. Naruto put down the ham and headed over to join the combat.
Tomato's flew at him for every direction, Naruto was no pushover though he picked up the tomato gunk and threw it at anyone who he was close enough to target, making some effort to dodge the tomato's being thrown at him.
Naruto was trying to a dodge a throw when he accidentally trips landing in the tomato sludge
Great now he was a tomato sludge monster.
Wincing he realized that he couldn't get up by himself, it was to slippery and his body was tired from climbing the pole earlier
He needed help up not that he would ask, he was stubborn like that.
Doing what any person would do he started making a tomato angel.
It cheered him up slightly.
Then tomato gunk came flying towards him landing on his face.
Spluttering he wiped the tomato gun from his face "Hit me while i'm down why don't you"
"Sorry, I was trying to hit the person over there" spoke a person equally covered in tomato gunk then walked towards Naruto their voice was deep and masculine, and there was something about them that gave Naruto a deja vu feeling like he had met them before or something.
"Here, let me help you up" The man stretched out his hand and Naruto shook off the weird feeling, if he'd met anyone this nice before he would remember.
"Thanks" Naruto took the hand smiling as he did so not that anyone could tell his face was still dripping with smushed up tomatoes.
"So, my brother just left me to chase after someone in a shark costume, weirdly enough, I know I don't know you but, do you want to team up?" Naruto couldn't actually tell cause the guy was covered in tomatoes, he looked like he had black hair and that's all Naruto could notice. but he sounded hot.
"Yes! My friend ditched me to chase after a girl, sees like we already have a lot in common" Naruto winked at him hoping that the guy wouldn't mind his flirting.
"Yeah seems like it" oh boy he was clueless and most probably straight.
"So, let's go kick some arse look, there's some people over there" Naruto pointed to a group of people.
"So they picked up tomato's and headed towards them.
