"Madara-nii, I had everything under control! Even before Sano arrived!" Madara looked annoyed. Zura had been nagging all morning how he had his mission under control and that the interference of Sano was utterly unnecessary. Meanwhile, Sano claimed Zura was having a pretty rough time with his team, but it seems he was too prideful to admit Sano's back-up was indeed needed.
"Zura, do I have the ability to change the past?" Madara asked as he stopped walking.
"Do you, niisan?! Please teach me!" Zura got a smack on the back of his head. He groaned and turned around. "Sano-nii! Why are you out to ruin my day?!" Zura said, seeing the eldest of them.
"He was being sarcastic, idiotic little Zura" Sano shook his head while folding his arms.
"I knew that!" Zura clenched a fist.
"What I was trying to say, is that you can't change what happened and you should let it go"
"Yes, be like Elsa" Sano agreed with Madara.
"You are too emotionally involved with your daughter, aren't you?" Zura muttered as he rubbed the back of his head and looked away. His eyes suddenly narrowed and his Sharingan activated. Madara turned his head to Sano, who sighed and shook his head.
"Give me a second, I got to kill a bitch"
"Zura-" Sano didn't get a chance to stop his little brother. Madara saw Zura run right towards someone's direction. It seemed he went for a direct hit, grabbing his Naginata. He jumped in the air.
The Kusanagi clashed against the blade. Zura frowned as he landed on the ground and pulled the Naginata back. He stuck the staff on the ground and jumped around it, keeping one hand around it for balance as he moved his leg up in the air to kick the side of Sasuke's face, but the younger Uchiha slid over the ground. His leg hitting the staff and unbalancing it, causing Zura to fall on the ground. Sasuke caught the Naginata that fell right in his hand and turned it around in his fingers before holding the blade against Zura's neck.
"Owh my dear, dear, Zura" The corners of Sasuke's mouth lifted in devilish look. "What were you thinking?" Sasuke asked. Zura hissed as he tried to kick Sasuke, but the younger Uchiha grabbed his ankle. "You are awfully moody today, do I have to discipline you?"
"Discipline yourself first" Zura hissed, but suddenly yelped, feeling a foot on his crotch. He wanted to get up and just push Sasuke's leg off him, but the moment he even moved his arm to get up the blade landed right next to his face, causing Zura to look at Sasuke with a slight panic.
"Well, you might already know that I am a fan of something known as 'tough love'" Sasuke leaned in, supporting most of his weight on the sapter, but leaving some to hurt Zura's sensitive part. The older Uchiha gritted his teeth. "It means that I will hurt you...for your own good" Sasuke whispered as his head was leveled with Zura's.
"So that is how you turned so fucked up" Zura had a satisfied smile on his face, but it did not remain long. He bit his lip roughly, preventing him from screaming out in pain as he felt Sasuke putting more weight on his crotch.
"Repeat after me, Zura; you-are-my-bitch" Sasuke said, causing Zura to narrow his eyes.
"Never" He hissed. Sasuke chuckled and shook his head.
"You are so stubborn, how far do you think you can go? Until I crash that little bit of manliness you have left?" Sasuke laughed softly, "Then I will"
"Hey, Sasuke, knock it off, I would like to be an uncle one day" Sano spoke up. Sasuke turned his head to the eldest brother before looking back at Zura.
"Would you really want this piece of shit to reproduce himself?" Sasuke asked, "Isn't the world better off with one less crybaby?"
"Owh…you got me there" Sano seemed to be thinking hard.
"Sano-nii!" Zura shouted out as he couldn't believe his brother.
"One more chance, say it, say it and I will spare you" Sasuke said to Zura, who narrowed his eyes.
"Sasuke" The raven turned his head around as he could see Izuna, with his hands on his hips looking displeased. "That is enough" Sasuke sighed as he stood up straight and threw the Naginata on the ground.
"Seems you got your ass saved again by a sibling, can't fight your own battles, eh?" Sasuke shook his head as he turned himself around to walk to Izuna.
"Not everyone is capable of scaring the enemy away with their Shrek look" Zura muttered as he stood up. A silence filled the room, which went unnoticed by Zura who picked up his weapon from the ground. He looked around him seeing everyone look at him with wide eyes.
"Do I have something between my teeth?" Zura asked as he looked around him and saw Sasuke glare at him with red eyes. He swore he could see his own death getting reflected by them.
He felt a fist hit his face, causing him to fly right through a wall on the ground.
"I rather be ugly than fucking useless like you and all your descendants will be!" Sasuke narrowed his eyes and glared at the hole in the wall.
"Sasuke~" Izuna felt a sweatdrop appear on his forehead. "Let's calm down for a bit, shall we?" Izuna put his hands on Sasuke's shoulder, massaging them gently. "Let's grab some tea shall we?!" Izuna said as he guided Sasuke towards the door.
Oxoxoxoxo
"Hey, Shisui" Shisui held his heart as the door of his office suddenly got kicked open.
"Madara, you startled me" Shisui stood up from the chair as he put the paper down. "What is wrong? What could possibly be so important for you to kick the door open and come here?"
"Why do you always assume something is wrong, Shisui? You are so negative" The curly haired man frowned over Madara's words, but sighed before sitting back down.
"I wondered if you could actually do me a favor…being my acquaintance and all"
"I thought we were friends"
'Ow...now everything got awkward" Madara sighed as he put his hands on his hips exhaling deeply. Shisui felt a vein pop on his head.
"What do you want?" Shisui asked.
"So…I was wondering if you could introduce me to Sasuke" Madara said. Shisui frowned as he sat back in his chair.
"Why?"
"It's just so odd, every person I know knows him and I didn't know he existed until four days ago, so, to break that ice it would be the best if you introduced me to him" Madara said. Shisui opened his mouth to say something, but then sighed.
"Fine" Shisui said, "Sasuke!" The curly haired man shouted out.
"What?!" Sasuke seemed annoyed as he stood in front of the door frame.
"Come here"
"What is next? Sit on your lap and call you daddy? Jesus, Shisui! Unlike you, I have actual shit that has to be done"
"Keep the sass to a minimum, alright?" Shisui shook his head.
"I am here now anyway, Madara, have you received the papers I sent you?" Sasuke looked at Madara who remained quiet before squinting his eyes.
"You know me?" He asked surprised. Sasuke raised a surprised eyebrow.
"Yeah…my entire life" Sasuke said. It was then that Madara remembered Mikoto asking him if he wanted to see 'Sasuke' 20 years ago, but now that he recalled that event. It might have not been a dog she handed Madara to hold. He looked back at Sasuke who frowned.
"Yeah…I have got them"
"I need them signed by tomorrow" Sasuke said before looking at Shisui, "Why did you call me anyway?"
"To ask about those same papers" Shisui said, causing Sasuke to shake his head in disbelief before leaving.
"Surprise, surprise" Shisui said as he looked at Madara.
"I swear to God that Itachi had a dog" Madara muttered, "No wonder he broke up with me"
"Pretty sure it was because of the asshole behaviour" Shisui sighed.
"Neeeeehhh" Madara said shaking his head.
Oxoxoxxoxoxoxo
"Niisan, you are home!" Izuna looked excited as he sat in front of the coffee table while Sasuke sat next to him. Madara frowned slightly as he looked at Sasuke.
"I swear to God, four days ago I didn't even know you existed and now you are in my house?" Madara said.
"Hmm…you want me to give you some advice?" Sasuke asked, "Your problems are yours, that is why they are called 'your' problems"
"Sasuke!" Izuna said as a small child crawled towards him and pulled his shirt. Izuna smiled and picked Sano's youngest child up. "Owh right, Sano asked us to babysit"
"Why would he have kids if he can't even watch them?" Madara muttered.
"Owwhhh, the little baby seems hungry, do you want uncle Zuna to give you your bottle? Yes you dooo~"
Sasuke had an annoyed expression on his face from all the baby talk.
"Here, hold her for a second" Izuna said as he handed the baby to Sasuke who held it an arm length away while staring at the baby.
"This is a new sweater, if you ruin it…I will make sure you won't ever see the day you take your first steps" Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "There will be no crying and certainly no baby talk"
The baby remained quiet in his hands.
"Good, it seems we have reached a mutual understanding" Sasuke said.
"Effective parenting right there" Madara commented.
"Waaah~" Zura quickly grabbed the baby and held it tightly against him.
"Madara-nii, how could you let Anna even near this monster?"
"That baby…that girl…is more manly than you will ever be" Sasuke commented.
"Very fucking funny! I wanted to ask you if you didn't have anything important to do, but I realised you have nothing much on your agenda except being an ass"
"You forgot to mention the two minutes it takes me to humiliate you, weakling" Sasuke said as he folded his arms.
"I was off guard!" Zura exclaimed.
"When you attacked me, right" Sasuke said as he looked back at the scroll. "I am not here for you, I am here to help out Izuna"
"If you like him so much, why don't you marry him, wait…don't...I don't want you to become related to me"
"We are all Uchihas" Madara said causing Zura to look confused.
"You are the only reason why I am ashamed of this clan" Sasuke said shaking his head.
"What scroll is that?" Madara asked.
"The one that makes a person tell the truth, aah yeah, Sano gave it to me and well...I couldn't figure it out, so I asked Sasuke for help" Izuna said as he took Anna from Zura's arms and gave her the bottle.
"Why didn't you tell me? I could have taught you" Madara said as he looked at the scroll.
"Realy? I didn't want to bother you, well, since you offered…maybe you can give some demonstrations first?" Izuna said.
"Sure, Zura-"
"No, no, no, no! No! You will ask me something too private and..no!" Zura protested.
"You can try it on me, but don't get mad if it won't work, I am a good liar" Sasuke said as he leaned his head on one hand.
"You seem to be quite confident in your abilities"
"I am 400 kilo polar bear with purple fur and a green tail, I travel the world to find inspiration for my new album, which will be released in June" Sasuke said as he looked Madara dead in the eye.
"You are good…but not good enough" Madara admitted.
"Right, 'not good enough'" Sasuke rolled his eyes. Madara activated his sharingan as he looked right into Sasuke's eyes. "Now tell me, Uchiha Sasuke, did you ever have naughty thoughts about...Shisui?" Madara looked amused seeing Sasuke stare right back at him with his big dark eyes that showed stubbornness.
"Don't try to fight it, you will lose" Madara said, seeing Sasuke grit his teeth and clench a fist. "Spill it...you know you want to, this could be all over"
"I think he gets the message" Sasuke hissed through his teeth.
"I don't think you do" Madara leaned slightly in, leaning his head on his hands, "I can go on like this forever and you…will get tired soon"
"Watch me" Sasuke whispered.
"I am, don't worry about it" Madara inhaled deeply, "In fact, I will memorize your expression the moment you crack and admit you are not as tough as your pretend to be, Sasuke"
Sasuke grinned, but bit down his lip to not give in to Madara.
"Give it your best shot" Sasuke narrowed his eyes.
"…Is this some sort of…eye sex?" Zura asked disgusted.
"I am not sure…" Izuna looked confused.
"Hey guys" Sano walked in the room, he was still in his uniform. He frowned looking at Madara and Sasuke. "What's happening here?" He asked.
"Madara-nii is showing me a jutsu, he is trying it out on Sasuke"
"Who is refusing to answer" Zura knelt down next to Sasuke, whispering in his ear, "Maybe because he is scared-" Zura couldn't finish his sentence since Sasuke pushed him away with one hand, causing the Uchiha to roll over the floor.
"No offense, but your little brother is an idiot"
"You choose to be around him, I have no choice" Madara said.
"Enough, you two" Sano leaned over the table pushing both head away with his hands, breaking the jutsu.
"Sano…" Madara sounded annoyed.
"It is for the best, you both are so stubborn it would have taken weeks" Izuna said, giving the baby back to Sano.
"Thanks for babysitting" Sano said.
"No problemo, she is a real sweetie" Izuna said giving the baby a kiss.
