Chapter 2:
When I said this was going to be fun, I forgot how annoying boys are. Seriously, guys have been hitting on me all day with these cheesy movie lines. I was planning to beat them to death with my binder -which is huge, by the way- unless they shut up. Of course I didn't, I may be a different person but I'm not mean.
Right now, I was on my way to the cafeteria, walking steadily beside Angela, when this guy called Dan came up behind me. I felt his hot breath on my neck as he leaned in closer to me.
"So, how about dinner tonight?" he whispered in my ear, trying like all the other guys to sound sexy but coming off creepy. I decided to have some fun. I turned my head, but moved back a bit, so that my nose was about an inch from his nose. I smiled sweetly at him.
"How about you carry my books?" I asked, in what I hope sounded like a seductive voice. He gave me a goofy grin and nodded. When I handed him my math book, he was checking out my butt, which was perfect. As soon as I let go of the book, he nearly dropped to the floor.
"Shit," I heard cuss under his breath. He tried to look all strong but failed badly; considering he was holding the biggest book I had ever received. It even took me a few minutes to get a good hold on it. I'm not joking. Plus, I'm not some weakly either, not that Dan is, but he can be a real pansy sometimes.
"Everything alright?" I asked, faking interest. He just nodded at me and shifted the book to his left hand so he could try to put his right arm around me. The key word there was try; I dodged out the way, by lightly pushing Angela -who might I add was quietly laughing through the whole thing- so that Dan was about three inches off his target.
"Oh look Ang!" I said, trying to sound excited. I was pointing to a poster about the next school dance. Of course, just like I planned, Dan –who had been counting on my small frame for support- toppled over, since the air didn't help balance out the book.
When I heard him crash against the floor, cursing a long stream of profanities, yet again, I swivelled round on the spot to face him. Like I had foreseen, Dan was sprawled out on the concrete, holding his side. I guess that's how he landed.
"Oh no Dan, are you okay?!" I urgently asked, trying my hardest not to burst out laughing. I had to say, my acting skills were getting better every minute. I rushed over to help him up, while picking up the discarded book in the process.
Once I had lifted him so he was planted on his feet, I dropped my hands to my side, holding the math book behind my back. Though, Dan the ever-persistent-jerk, wrapped his arms around me. He really wasn't taking the hint.
"You know what; I think I bruised my side… I think I need to be distracted, you know keep my mind off the pain. How about we take a trip to the janitor's closet?" he wondered, suggestively. I swear I was gonna sock him one soon. I shrugged off his arms and stepped back.
"You know I would, but I can't take BS, so your littleguy is out of the question," I remarked, using air quotes when I said 'little guy'. He looked shocked, as did Angela; I have never spoken like that. Oh well, that will have to get used to it.
Before Dan could come up with a coherent response, I grabbed Angela's arm and pulled her down the corridor. Once we were around the corner, we both burst out clutching our sides, from laughter.
"Did… you… see… his… face?" Angela just about managed to get out. I nodded, unable to talk, as I was still giggling like a school-girl. After our laughing-fit, we straightened up. I hooked onto her arm.
"Come on, he just wasted five minutes of our lunch and I am starving," I noted, rubbing my stomach. She started laughing again, while I just shook my head at her with a smile on my face. I once again, dragged her away, towards the cafeteria.
That damn high pitched whistle blew again.
"Good job girls. That's it, shoot forward. Jessica, bend your elbows more!" instructed Coach Clapp. That's right, you got it. This was my most dreaded time of the day; gym.
Surprisingly enough, forty minutes has gone past without me inflicting pain on anyone, not even me. All the girls were currently playing basketball, while the guys were across the grassy field, playing football.
Well, I should say that they were supposed to be playing football; instead nearly all of them were staring at me. This had been going on all lesson, though it didn't really shock me. I had suspected this would happen; I was almost waiting for it.
After all, I had traded in my normal baggy gym clothes for some new fitted ones. I had spotted them while shopping yesterday and thought it was a good idea to switch uniforms. I had bought; a new black sports bra, showing off my flat stomach and medium sized boobs. I had on a pair of hot pink folded string shorts, making my butt look good. I image it was quite the site.
Coach Clapp blew that irritating whistle again, calling the girls to order as some had started chatting. I thought about teasing the boys while the teacher wasn't looking and realised that I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.
I smiled flirtatiously and waved at the guys, some of them waved back, while others just grinned. I got a basketball from the net-string bag and began to run around while dribbling it. It was going rather well, even when I thought I was going to lose my footing, I got my balance back. Hm, I guess confidence really is the key.
While I was playing, all the boys started wolf-whistling and calling out pick up lines. I rolled my eyes, though I knew they would see it. I got a good grip on the ball and threw it towards the basket. It was a pretty long shot, considering I was about half-way across the court, but that just made it better when it went in.
All the girls shot up and down throwing me compliments ad congratulations, while I smirked at the boys who looked dumbfounded. Even Jessica commented on the shot, of course she shut up when Lauren glared at her. The Coach came round and disbanded the little group that had formed and told me how good that shot was.
He even offered me a place in their basketball team. I accepted. Like I would throw away a chance to get sweaty with all the guys and show them up while making them all sweat for me. Ironic really; the new Bella Swan is just as beautiful and graceful as her name. I was really beginning to like her, hopefully she stays.
