•••••••{Author's Note}•••••••
Yeah...I know it has been a while! New chapter! ^.^
••••••{Detention! - Chapter 3}••••••
Ciel was laying in his bed, staring at his ceiling when he heard his phone ring. He hopped off of his bed to retrieve his cell. He faltered when he read the caller id.
'should I really answer this?' Ciel asked himself. He hit the green button and sighed.
"Yes?" he asked. Alois was supposed to text him. He didn't want to hear his obnoxious voice, at all.
"Hey, I'mma come over in a minute, okay? I have to help you pick out your clothes!" Alois told Ciel through the phone.
"Oh hell no! I am not wearing booty shorts!" Ciel exclaimed.
"Hmm, fine then, everyone will be able to identify you. I was just trying to help. We are gonna' do some pretty awesome stuff today," Alois explained.
"Alright, but I don't want to look like a dumbass! Correction, I will not look like a dumbass!"
'For future reference, when he says 'awesome,' he really means ridiculous,' Ciel thought to himself.
"I'm not going to question why you know where I live, so, whatever..." Ciel trailed, hanging up the phone.
'How the hell am I going to survive today? He will be the fucking death of me.'
Ciel walked into his bathroom to brush his teeth and walked back into his room to check the time.
"10 a.m, already?" He walked down the stairs into the kitchen to see Tanaka making breakfast and his daily tea.
"Mornin' Tanaka" Ciel says sweetly to the man who has taken care of him since he was a young child. After the fire, Ciel had lost everything and everyone, except Tanaka. Although, in a way, Ciel lost him as well. Tanaka couldn't really talk because it took too much of his energy. If he spoke to much, he'd lose his breath.
"Ho, ho, ho," Tanaka says in response, like always. Ciel couldn't help but feel that Tanaka had turned into a living Santa Claus. If only he grew a beard and wore red...
Tanaka had just laid Ciel's breakfast on the table when there was a knock on the door. Ciel sighed and told Tanaka he would get it. He walked into the living room, and into the fourier, where he swung the door open to reveal Alois in all his booty short glory. Alois' smile grew wide, and he practically pounced on Ciel.
"Awww~ Ciel looks so cute in his pajamas!" Alois exclaimed, still ferociously hugging him.
"Fuck, get the hell of me, and quit referring to me in third person, dammit."
"Wow, Ciel didn't just say two dirty words, but three!" Alois said counting each word on his fingers. Ciel glowered at Alois and pried him off before walking back into the kitchen. Alois followed close behind him.
"Tanaka, this is Alois. Alois, this is Tanaka," Ciel introduced with a drawn-out sigh. He sat back down at the table and begun to eat his food.
"Hey, Ciel is your room this way?" Alois asked curiously.
"Yeah, it is up the stairs, on the right, you can go on ahead, I will hurry up here."
Ciel tried his best to shovel food in his mouth. He didn't want Alois to trash his room looking for inappropriate clothes that he didn't have. He climbed the stairs and opened his door expecting the worst. Alois was carefully looking through each article of clothing in his closet.
"Yeah, you're not going to find anything in there."
Alois replied, "I was pretty sure that would be the case, so I brought some stuff with me just in case."
Alois hopped onto Ciel's messy bed with a plop and pulled out the bag he had brought with him. Ciel sat beside him and prepared for the damage Alois planned to inflict on him. Alois pulled out a pair of red and purple skinny jeans as well as a ripped black pair.
"We wear about the same size so these should fit," Alois says with a smile and handed the pile of jeans to Ciel. He then pulled out a plaid red and black button-up and a black vest.
"So, which do you want to wear? I tried to pick something that wouldn't be too ridiculous for you," Alois asked with a wink.
Ciel wondered why Alois was being so nice and tried to pick the best clothes from the pile.
"Uhh, I guess I could wear the black pants and the vest?" Ciel asked curiously because he didn't really know how to dress in this particular style.
"It would look better if you wore the red jeans and the black vest with a white undershirt," Alois replied with his honest opinion.
'Yeah, fine," Ciel replied. He pulled his shirt off and walked over to his closet. He searched for a white shirt he could wear under the vest and found one at the back of his closet. Alois handed him the rest of the clothes, and he put them on albeit slowly because they were tight. So much for "wear the same size."
"Soooo, do I look like a dumbass?"
"Of course not! You actually look pretty sexy..." Alois trailed, looking anywhere but at him. Ciel ignored his reaction and looked for his converses.
"Com'ere, Ciel."
Ciel walked over to Alois and sat beside him. Alois reached for the eye patch and Ciel flinched.
"Hey, it's okay; I won't look. I promise," Alois said slipping his pinky into Ciel's. Ciel let out a loud sigh and allowed Alois to remove the patch. Alois pushed his hair in front and successfully covered Ciel's damaged eye.
"Hmm, it is a good thing you have long hair! Your eye patch is a dead giveaway, especially if you don't want to be identified!" Alois said with a big smile.
'He is seriously being too nice to me...' Ciel thought. He walked quickly by his mirror to avoid his embarrassing reflection and scurried downstairs. He would be damned if he let Tanaka see him like this. It wasn't that he was wearing anything questionable. It was just new and awkward for him. He yelled to Tanaka from the door that he would be going to the mall and would be home for dinner.
"Wait, how are we getting there? How did you get here?" he asked Alois in confusion.
"Well, if you are too much of a pussy to get in the car with me, then I guess we can take the bus," Alois said challengingly.
"Although, that could be more fun. We could mess with people on the bus..." Alois said to himself aloud.
"Uhh, on second thought, let's just drive illegally," Ciel said partly in sarcasm.
"Hmm, fine with me!" Alois says excitedly walking towards his bright blue 91' Camaro.
Ciel groans and asks, "do you even have your permit?"
"Of course!"
"Well damn, you're about to lose it."
••••••{Alois' Car}••••••
They climb into Alois' cramped sports car, and Alois turns the car on.
"Aaah! The fuck! Turn it down!" Ciel practically screamed at Alois. The speakers were turned up extremely loud, blasting some ridiculous scene music.
"Oh, my bad" Alois said turning the volume dial down.
"Speaking of bad, what is this?" Ciel asked judgmentally.
"Huh? Oh, the music, it is Blood On The Dance Floor and its fucking awesome!" Alois said with a large grin plastered on his face.
"Yet again, awesome means ridiculous, as always" Ciel said while rolling his eyes. Within ten minutes, Ciel wanted to commit suicide or kill Alois one, either would work. Blood On The Dance Floor was vulgar and stupid. One of the singers seriously couldn't sing for shit.
"Oh my God, please change it!" Ciel begged.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Alois said putting in another CD.
Ciel glared at Alois after he realized what was playing. 'Jeffree Star, Jeffree. Fucking. Star. Someone, kill me now!'
••••••{The Mall}••••••
"Oh yes! Thank you, God! I survived; its over!" Ciel exclaimed joyously.
"Oh c'mon, it wasn't that bad!"
They walked from Alois' car into the mall, and Alois busted out laughing.
"What?" Ciel asked looking around trying to determine what was causing his laughter.
"It's just I really wonder what photographers are thinking when they use models like that!" Alois explained pointing to the large poster of a model on the wall. Ciel couldn't help but laugh a little as well. The model looked so stupid! They were obviously trying to look sexy but failing miserably. You know, those people...
"Yeah, I guess I see what you mean," Ciel agreed with a suppressed giggle. They walked further and then headed into Hot Topic. Ciel found that he seemed to fit in there with his new attire. He had never actually been in the store, but it actually had some pretty cool stuff. One thing that caught Ciel's eye was a bullet belt.
'That's pretty badass,' Ciel thought. He didn't realize Alois was staring at him the whole time.
"Haha, you seem to be enjoying yourself, ready to turn things up a notch?" Alois asked with a smirk. Ciel's face dropped after he understood what he meant.
"Yeah, fine, whatever," he agreed with a sigh. They walked out of the store and headed to the food court. When they arrived, Ciel took a seat and Alois followed suit.
"So, how do we do this?" Ciel asked.
"Well, I generally start with things that won't get us kicked out, first," Alois explained.
"Tch, really? You don't say!" Ciel spat sarcastically.
"Well, you asked me, and I answered. I was actually thinking about hitting up a department store and trying on bizarre clothing."
Ciel face-palmed but stood and walked towards JC Penney's. Alois excitedly stood and joined him. Once they walked in, Alois went directly to the junior's section, and Ciel followed. Alois handed Ciel a bright-pink, sparkly dress and grabbed a pair of jeans for himself. The color drained from Ciel's face when he realized he would be trying the said dress.
"Okay, here is the deal, we are going into the dressing rooms together. You are going to try on this dress and ask a worker if you could pass for a drag queen. Got it?" Alois asked a very horrified Ciel.
"Uhh, yeah, sure," Ciel choked out.
"You have to act serious about it! You could even act a little timid to make it seem real."
"Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem!" Ciel said heading toward the woman at the desk to get a stall.
"How many?" a middle-aged woman asked eyeing the pink dress. Ciel's face grew hot.
"Umm, two."
"Alright, go ahead" she said handing Ciel the card with the number two on it.
"I fucking hate you," Ciel said through his teeth while Alois helped him change into the dress.
It was bright-pink, tight and frilly. It also would be quite revealing; that is, if Ciel were to have anything to reveal. It was honestly a dress that should only be worn clubbing. Therefore, it matched this situation perfectly. Ciel gazed into the mirror and wanted to faint. This had to be the most humiliating day of his life. He nervously walked out of the stall to ask a male worker near the stall the question. Alois carefully spied suppressing a loud laugh by cupping his hand over his mouth.
"Uhh, excuse me sir, could you help me?" Ciel said trying not to hurl. The man turned to face him and giggled. Ciel thought he would die, right there, on JC Penney's floor.
"Um, sure, how can I help you?" he asked nicely with a shit-eating grin smeared on his face.
'At least someone's happy about this.'
"Do you think I could pass as a lady in this dress? I'm hoping to go for the drag look," Ciel asked with a large blush across his face. The man was seriously trying not to laugh. It was so obvious; he barely tried to hide it.
'Yes, you would make a very pretty woman in that dress!" the man replied looking Ciel up and down and Ciel felt uncomfortable. Ciel could hear a loud bark of laughter behind him and easily identified it as Alois. Ciel's eyes narrowed, and he thanked the man quickly before going to murder him.
"Fuck you!" Ciel said with a glare as he got back in the stall.
"C'mon! That was epic! You are truly a great actor, Ciel!" Alois said with his hands up in defense.
"Yeah, yeah. Your turn!" Ciel said while wondering what could be so embarrassing about a pair of jeans. After some thought, he decided not to put it past Alois.
Alois pulled the skinny jeans on backwards and told to Ciel to "watch and learn."
Ciel peered around the stall door to see Alois approach a worker. She was tall, pretty and probably in her thirties.
"Can I help you?" the lady asked furrowing her eyebrows after looking at his reversed jeans. Ciel chuckled and kept watching.
"Um, yes actually, I was wondering if these jeans make me look fat?" Alois asked in a serious tone. Ciel was surprised he was making it seem so real. He couldn't help but laugh and about fall out of the stall when the woman looked incredibly confused and unsure whether she should laugh or answer seriously.
'Well, sir, you seem to have them on backwards.." she trailed looking around to see if anyone else was paying attention to the scene in front of her; finding no one.
"I am quite aware of that ma'am. Believe it or not, I was going for a modern Kriss Kross look." Alois said while demonstrating Kriss Kross' dance from Jump. He looked like a total jackass, and it made Ciel feel a lot better about the dress.
The lady just stared at him for a moment before saying "Oh, no sir, not at all. They make you look very slim." she stalked away quickly probably to go laugh her ass off in some corner of the store. Alois fell on the floor laughing, himself. Ciel went to help him up and told him that he was indeed a total dumbass.
"Where did you come up with that idea?" Ciel asked curiously after they had changed back into their clothes and were heading to another store. It would appear that he was pretty good at deadpan humor.
"I dunno. It just came to me, so, let's go in there," Alois said pointing to some store that sold bedding.
"What the hell could we do in there?" Ciel asked with a raised brow.
"Your mom."
"Oh, shut up!" Ciel said shaking his head at the perverted comment.
"Have some imagination, Ciel!" Alois said while waving at the lady at the cash register. They walked to the back of the store and on the way Alois picked up a black blanket. Once he got near a group of people, he whispered for Ciel to follow him.
"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" Alois shouted with the blanket draped over his shoulders like a cape, running around the store. Ciel's face reddened once again after Alois had the attention of the group of people.
'Oh. My. God.' Ciel said to himself while chasing after Alois as "Robin."
He couldn't believe he had agreed to this. Had he ever made such a fool out of himself?
"Ahahaha, that was awesome! Did you see their faces?" Alois said rolling on the floor, laughing. Ciel yet again couldn't help but chuckle a little as well. This was so stupid.
Again with the "awesome" thought Ciel. Alois hopped onto one of the mattresses and waited until a man walked in his direction. When the man spotted Alois, Alois gave him an alluring look while rubbing his thigh. Ciel watched wide-eyed as the man blushed and winked at Alois.
"What the fuck! That man wants you!" Ciel exclaimed and they both bust out laughing, rolling all over the mattress.
They walk out of the store still laughing, and Alois told Ciel to watch carefully. He walked up slowly behind a man in his thirties and slapped his ass. Ciel's mouth dropped.
'He did not just do that!'
The man turned around, but Alois was already beside Ciel with a seemingly ignorant look across his face. It was amazing that Alois was such a great actor.
"Damn, Alois, he could have punched you in the face!" Ciel said giving Alois an incredulous look.
"Haha, but he didn't, did he?" Alois asked with a big grin. They walked back to the food court and ordered lunch.
"So, Ciel, will you join me?" Alois asked with pleading eyes.
Ciel looked down. This was the most embarrassing and nerve-wracking day ever! If he joined Alois, he would have to put up with this everyday around people he actually knew. This was nothing compared to what they would do.
"I-I..." Ciel faltered.
•••••••••{END}••••••••••
OMG if you don't know who Jeffree Star is then please watch one of his music videos like right now well...after reviewing...! You will be scarred afterwards, most likely. Both Blood On The Dance Floor and Jeffree Star are awesome in their own ways XD If you guys try any of these ideas at the mall then please tell me! It would make my day and don't you just love how Ciel always gets stuck in dresses! I will update sometime...
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