Author's Note: You know the drill, more besse stories made it through my filter.
"Please Beca, come see Trainwreck with me." Jesse begged "We need some Jeca time."
"Some what?" Beca asked, narrowing her eyes at her best male friend.
"Jeca. Jesse and Beca. Our relationship name." Jesse explained.
"Of course it is." Beca rolled her eyes. "And seriously dude, why do you get to be first? I'm not condoning it, but it should be Besse. The Bellas are the defending world champs. You were hardly around at all. I should be first."
"Someone's feeling cocky." Jesse laughed.
"I think I've kinda earned it." Beca said. "I'm Badass Beca Mitchell. I've got the most amazing girlfriend a woman could ask for. Emily and I are going to take the music world by storm. The world is at my fingertips."
"Maybe, but you're not too big to go see a movie starring the reigning queen of comedy and the best basketball player of all time with me." Jesse added.
"Michael Jordan's in it?" Beca asked
"No, Lebron James." Jesse explained.
"Dude, why am I constantly having to explain proper labels to you?" Beca asked. "James is what, 2 and 4 in the finals? Jordan is 6 and 0. That's all you need to know right there."
"You sound like Russell from Bad Teacher." Jesse laughed, causing Beca to quizzically furrow her eyebrows. "It's a movie, nevermind. But what about the fact that Lebron's been in the last five NBA finals?"
"He's lost three of them." Beca reiterated. "Jordan never lost a final."
"Plus Michael Jordan was in Space Jam, the best basketball movie ever." Chloe added, joining her girlfriend in the conversation.
"Michael Jordan was not in The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh." Jesse deadpanned. "Nor was he in Hoosiers, the real answer."
"Ok, I suppose." Chloe conceded. "What are we talking about anyway?"
"Basically how Jesse never labels things right." Beca explained. "He wants 'Jeca time' so he wants me to go see that Trainwreck movie with him, and that devolved into a debate about the best basketball player ever."
"Oh I really want to see that!" Chloe excitedly replied. "I just love Amy Schumer, she's just so funny. We should go Baby. Aubrey wants to see it too, maybe we could double date with her and Stacie. Or triple, I guess, since you want to hang out with my girlfriend."
"Why don't we just rent a whole theater and invite Jessica and Ashley, CR and Denise, Emily and Benji, Lily and Donald, and Fat Amy and Bumper while we're at it?" Beca sarcastically asked.
"You know we probably could arrange something like that." Chloe suggested. "It'd be fun. C'mon, who knows when the next time we'll all be together will be."
"Our weddings?" Beca suggested.
"Did you just propose to me?" Chloe teased
"What? No, this is not how I'd do it." Beca explained. "I'd give you one of those cheesy romantic gestures you and Aubrey gush over. I'm just saying, our stories are far from over. Besides, soon enough this one will do something again that requires me to rant at him like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory."
"You know I will." Jesse agreed. "So I'm going to go text everyone and figure out a time that works, I'll get back to you."
"Yeah do that." Chloe replied. "Oh and by the way, don't forget, I'm from Boston. The answer is Bill Russell."
Note 2: Forgive me if PP2 says Chloe's from somewhere else, I've not seen it. I just needed Boston for the ending. See you next time. If for whatever reason you actually liked this thinly veiled rant, drop a review. Otherwise, see you next time. I have a feeling people might be happy at some point over the next few weeks. That's all I'm saying for now.
