Chapter 3...

(Jet POV)

I put my hand on the handle and looked back to Ed who was stretching.
"Ok Ed," I said, "Here is the plan. We know that there is a blob waiting just outside that door. When I open this door, you jump in that room and eat the blob. Got it?"
"No Sir!" Ed said with a salute, grabbed a couple of plastic utensils of the table, and got into a fighting stance.
I groaned.
"Ok Ed. Ready? 1... 2... 3... GO"
I pulled open the door and Ed jumped into the room with a warcry. I looked in to see Ed standing in the middle of the room looking around. She calmly looked back and forth. She saw something move in front of her. Slowly she reached for the sporks in her pants. She took a breath, and tossed the sporks into the darkness. A sickening squish echoed back. She ran towards the darkness, and out of site. I stared into the darkness, waiting for any side of life. Ed came, after a seemingly inifinite time, holding a squirming blob by the handles of the sporks. She shoved the whole thing in her mouth, and swallowed the blob whole.
She put all but one of the sporks back in her pants, held up that one spork and said, " Sporks. The ultimate weapon."
She swung it around in her hand and put it back in her pants.Faye and me just stared at the sight of Ed's antics.
Spike ran towards Ed firing and yelling, "LOOK OUT!"
Spike 'frog-leaped' over Ed into the darkness. I heard random grunting and cursing coming from the shadows. I then saw a blob, running along the ground towards us with Spike shooting behind it. It climbed the wall to my right and got to the celing before Spike shot it right in the middle. He grabbed it off the celing and shoved the thing in his mouth. I watch as he tried to chew the thing to no aval. He closed his eyes and swallowed.
I let out a breath I had been holding since Ed went out. Spike cleared his throat, and spit out a bullet that clanged on the ground.
"Tastes like chicken. And don't try to chew it," Spike said with a grin, "It only makes it worse."
I finally stepped out into the hall and said, "Okay guys, there are only four left. Lets split up and take care of them. Spike, take the kitchen, Ed, take Ein and go to the storage room, I'll take the living room, and Faye, you take the engine room."
"Wait a second!" Faye yelled, "Who said you can tell me what to do? And do you think I'm actually going to eat one of those things???"
"Suit yourself," I said walking off, "Let them eat you..."

(Faye POV)

I sneaked through the engine room, shooting everything that made a sound. I hated these damn things, why the hell did I have to eat one? Ed seems to like them, Spike thinks they taste like chicken, Jet brought the things in, why the hell don't they eat them?
The only sound I could hear, was the silent hum of the engine, and my breath. I saw something behind me, and I doged in time to see the blob flying by me. I fired wildly as it crawled along the sides and the wall. It leapt for me again, I swiped at it with my gun, the blob was launched into the engine where it got electictued. It started glowing off and on in a yellow glow. I had to look away before I got blinded by the light. When I looked back I saw the blob collapsed on the ground smoking. I slowly inched towards it, my gun still pointed at it.
I picked it up and looked it over.
"Well," I said to myself, "at least I don't have to eat it raw."
I closed my eyes, and swallowed the blob along with my pride. I gagged. It so did not taste like chicken...

End of Chapter 3...