"Okay, pack. Floor one of Smog Castle was crazy, but made for some pretty good content," Mightyena announced to his squad. "But there are some pretty distinct flaws about those last two 'mons that you maaaaaay have not noticed."
"Really?" said Mimikyu interested.
"Yeah, first off, the EV spreads for Delibird were all over the place. Second, Delibird was running Hustle which is totally worthless when it comes to Double Team foes with the know-how, like me." Mightyena then went on for another ten minutes about how poorly Delibird had fought.
"What's your opinion on Gengar?" asked Wailord.
"Well, to be perfectly truthful, as I always am, I didn't really see Gengar in action. However, that Gengar was probably genned to have perfect stats all around and ran the standard Smog Castle moveset. Let me tell you why that was a big mistake…" Mightyena then spent another ten minutes explaining the flaws of the Gengar he did not actually fight.
After Mightyena had finished. Wailord nodded and then raised a fin. "I have a suggestion though. Shouldn't you run Will-O-Wisp on a Gengar to halt heavy physical attackers?"
Mightyena shot Wailord a dirty look. "What are you stupid? Will-O-Wisp is a move without 100 percent accuracy. If you use that, then your opponent won't ever get hit, especially if they set up the Double Team. Run Focus Blast instead. Its good against strong physical sweepers like Heal Bell/Baton Pass Delcatty."
"A good point…" said Wailord.
Mimikyu nodded happily. "I have no idea what you just said, Mightyena. But I'm just happy you know your stuff so well!"
"You're one of the lucky ones, Mimikyu," said Mightyena proudly. "Most people are idiots who can't get it through their thick skulls that there's more than one way to battle."
"So we can use either Smog Castle's rules or make up our own?"
"Mimikyu, never ever say that again you pretentious pleb." Mightyena growled and cornered Mimikyu against a wall. "Smog Castle is a society run by horrible people who think their way is the only way. We should never trust them for any sort of situation. Do you want to die?"
"NO!" Mimikyu was now in tears.
"Then I suggest you stay away from the path that all Smog Castle folk travel. It leads to nothing but a cheating shame, and cheating begets an evil more horrific than murder itself."
Mimikyu sniffled. "Thank you for being our pack leader, Mightyena. I don't know what we'd do without you…"
"Me either, kid… me either…"
