Konnichiwaaaaa~~! BlueSkyBlue is back with another 10 Reasons Why...! After the last update which is actually an author's notes, only two people said that I should make this into a series, and the others just said nothing. I gained more follows and favourites for this fanfiction... But that did not solve anything so I just went on with what the two people suggested: Making this fanfic into a series and all you have to do now is click the NEXT button, which is at the right beside the review box. Easy to find right? Anyway, on with the story!
DISCLAIMER: ONLY IN MY DREAMS, CAN I OWN KUROKO NO BASUKE. ONLY IN MY DREAMS.
10 Reasons Why Momoi is Still Single (inspired by den0den)
Satsuki Momoi is the perfect girl any boy would die for. She has fair skin and pink, waist long hair, curves and super duper large breasts. Overall, PERFECT. She still remains single. Why? There are ten reasons, and this explains all.
1. Kise
"Ki-chan~!" Momoi sang out, skipping towards the blonde. "Congrats on your latest modeling career!"
Kise was talking to his director, Fubuki Yazu. He looked up at the mention of his name.
"Ah, Momoi-chi! Arigatou~!"
His director slackjawed at the sight of Momoi.
"Who is this pretty miss?" He asked.
Kise gave a dazzling smile. "Momoi-chi, meet my director, Fubuki Yazu. Fubuki-san, this is my friend, Satsuki Momoi."
"Please to meet you, Fubuki-san~~!" Momoi cheerfully held out her hand. "Ki-chan told me a lot about you!"
"H-he d-did?!" Yazu stammered as he looked at Kise then Momoi again.
It is obvious that Yazu has fallen for Momoi, and has fallen hard. Stuttering and stammering, he talked to her while they walked out of the building.
Thundering footsteps were heard. Kise and Momoi who were used to this got out of the way of the incoming horde of fan girls. Yazu, unfortunately, got caught in the stampede. Brushing dirt off his suit as he got up, he scanned around for Momoi. He was unable to spot her as both Kise and Momoi were surrounded by fangirls.
"Kise-kun! Can I get your autograph?"
"OHMAGERD! IS THAT A GIRL I SEE WITH HIM?!"
"Is she your girlfriend?".
"She's so pretty!"
"You two look really nice as a couple."
Yazu walked away, heart broken. Figures, Kise as usual leaving out the important stuff and only introducing Momoi as a 'friend'. He should've known better, but Kise should've just told him Momoi was his girlfriend...
2. Kuroko
Come on, everyone knows that Kuroko isn't the most noticeable guy ever. People who walk pass Momoi talking to Kuroko either thought Momoi was insane for talking to herself or ran away, thinking that Kuroko is a ghost.
I mean, some might even think that Momoi is trying to hit on a ghost.
OK, that is making me have a bad image...
3. Aomine
As many know, Aomine and Momoi are childhood friends. It is an everyday thing for Momoi to act like a mother hen to Aomine. However this one day was another story...
"Satsuki. I want a can drink."
Momoi immediately bought a can drink and handed it to Aomine.
"Satsuki, I need a massage."
Aomine continued ordering Momoi around for the rest of the day. The Touou basketball team just stared at them, wordless. Even the Kaijou High basketball team had nothing to say when they came for a practice match with them, though Kise was silently fuming that he was supposed to be the one giving his 'Daiki-chi' massages.
One would think, why in the world would Momoi treat Aomine like that? Some assumed that they both took a step into their relationship and Aomine is abusing his power over Momoi. Some just dismissed it, saying everything would be back to normal the next day. Needless to say, those who thought that Aomine and Momoi are in a relationship had their hearts broken and they gave up on their love for Momoi.
Aomine smirked. Momoi may be intelligent and knows all about basketball players and their skills, but he KNEW that Midorima wouldn't have the guts to confess to Takao. Winning a bet against Momoi sure was a good thing.
4. Midorima
It is not a surprise for the Shuutoku basketball club when Midorima turns up every single day in practice, clutching his daily lucky items with him. Nope, not at all. They are used to Midorima and his quirky ways. It was a surprise for them though, when Momoi tagged along with him one day and no lucky item was found in his left hand.
One sentence explains it all.
"She's my lucky item for a week."
Everyone sweat dropped. That was the typical Midorima alright. What did Oha Asa predict this time? That he needed to have a pink, cheerful girl with big boobs?
Halt those thoughts... Just thinking about that made them nosebleed...
For the whole week, Momoi studied in Shuutoku High as a transfer student. For the whole week, Momoi followed Midorima everywhere he went. Why she would do so puzzled people, is it because Midorima bribed her with something? Or is it because she and Midorima are officially a thing? One thing was made sure, she was always constantly annoying Midorima with her "Midorin!"
When approached by guys trying to woo Momoi, Midorima however always "just happened to have something dangerous" and used said item with his ultra 100% shooting skill to hit said person. News soon spread around the school that Midorima is a protective boyfriend. If only they knew Midorima was gay… When asked by a jealous Takao why he would do that for Momoi, Midorima answered with, "My lucky item must constantly be by my side" and "It is a man's job to protect a lady". How tsundere.
Much to the amusement of the principal of Shuutoku High, more than a half of the populations of the guys in his school were left broken-hearted by the end of the week. That would teach them to pursue any love interests until they grow up. Man, was everyone relieved when Momoi returned to Touou High at the week.
Midorima turned up with Nigou in hand the next week.
5. Murasakibara
Murasakibara and Momoi were walking in a park when a random guy went up to her to confess his undying love to her.
"Shut up." Murasakibara said in between munching his beloved snacks. "I'll crush you."
Stuttering, the random guy ran away.
Then, yet another random guy came up to woo Momoi.
"I'll crush you," Murasakibara growled out again.
That random guy ran away too.
After that, a group of noisy girls passed by.
Angered for some reason, Murasakibara started yelling. "I'LL CRUSH EVERYONE WHO DISTURBS MY EATING TIME! I WANT MY SNACKS QUICK SO I CAN GO BACK TO MURO-CHIN!"
The group ran away.
From then on, NO ONE dared to go near Murasakibara and Momoi, for fear that they will suddenly turn monstrous and crush them.
I mean, who would dare go near Murasakibara in the first place? He's practically a titan!
6. Akashi
No one dared to go near Momoi when she's with Akashi. I mean, who would want to go near a guy who has mismatched eyes and a murderous aura, happens to be a scissors maniac and also the spawn of the demon king? No one, except the Generation of Miracles. That includes Momoi, of course.
7. Her association with the Touou basketball team
As a manager of the Touou basketball team, Momoi is constantly seen surrounded by the team in school. Apart from the teachers, no one actually dares to go near the group. With the creepy Imayoshi and the out-of-ordinary members, people actually think twice before approaching them.
That, and they do not like to face Sakurai's continuous strings of "Gomen nasai!"s. Who would even like to be with an apologetic mushroom anyway? Oh yea, the Touou basketball team.
8. Her boobs
Ummm… this is hard to explain…..
In short, look at them.
They are literally screaming out, "I've seen much better guys than you."
9. Her intensive knowledge
(This is explained in a conversation)
GUY: (approaches Momoi) Hi.
MOMOI: Oh, I know you! You…(rants out every single detail about the guy including his family background to his daily activities)
GUY: …..
MOMOI: Am I right? *smiles sweetly*
GUY: *literally runs away*
I mean, which guy wants to be with a girl who knows every single detail about him?
10. She refused every single offer
Anyone who confesses to Momoi immediately gets rejected with a simple "I have a boyfriend".
The thing is, who is her boyfriend?
The present day…
"Tetsu-kun~! Can you be my boyfriend?" cried Momoi as she chased after Kuroko.
It is a wonder Akashi hasn't punished Momoi for chasing after HIS boyfriend.
And that's it! It is not as interesting as why Akashi doesn't have a girlfriend, but this inspired me to write. If there are any suggestions for more 10 Reasons Why..., please leave them in your review and I'll consider it! Or my other friends my get inspired and write them. Either way, until I get inspired, I won't be updating much of this fanfiction unless I get another random idea of my own. Till then, Ja~
Yours,
BlueSkyBlue,
a.k.a. Otonashi Hayuka
