A Convention's Dream
{A/N: Yeah, whatever I said last chapter. R&R&R: I own nothing. Accents pending}
The twin dressed as Len addressed France then. "France, would you go out with me?"
"Are you Amairican?" France looked her over.
"Yes."
"Parler vous f rançais?" He raised an eyebrow.
"No."
"Then no." France concluded. England put a hand up and said quietly behind it that:
"He prefers guys anyway." The front row heard him and laughed.
"Like you?" Len countered. England was horrified and shook his head violently.
"Bloody hell, that git? Never." He assured himself. France had much the same reaction and lost his composure, falling over from where he leaned on the table sitting in front of Prussia to Holy Rome.
"I could nevair like someone wit' zuch bad taste in food!" He yelped.
"Hey!" England growled.
America quickly chose a guy in the third row dressed as Inuyasha.
"Roman Empire, here's an obvious questions: what do you think of how the world's become since you left?"
"Well, good question." Holy Rome said first. Then he scratched his chin and took a look around, lingering on his grandson. "I like how Italy turned out, of course. Everyone else is crazy. And Prussia should totally still exist, what's up with that?" He laughed.
"Yeah guys, come on." Prussia agreed.
The next question came from an unidentified voice on the left. "Switzerland, everyone knows you're neutral. Would you fight for Lichtenstein's freedom if another country tried to use force on her?"
"Immediately." Switzerland barked. Lichtenstein blushed out of embarrassment and gazed at him lovingly.
"Really? Big brother… thank you." She grabbed his hand, causing him to look up at her open, trusting face.
"Don't thank me. I haven't done anything yet." He reminded her softly.
France broke away from arguing with England to call on a girl who asked China if he had homes (or 'Chinatowns') in Russia, to which he replied "I'm working on it." Russia smiled a little at the concept of his 'friend' coming for a visit.
A Ciel raised his hand and asked Austria to name his favorite guest.
Austria cleared his throat. "Italy." The mentioned country grinned at the brunette expectantly. Taking one look at Italy, Austria visibly retreated. "Or he was, back before I found out that he's a b- a bo- "Austria had trouble getting the word out. "When he was a girl." He settled on. "Now I quite enjoy the company of England."
"I have a question for Prussia!" a girl dressed as Maka from Soul Eater shouted enthusiastically.
"Tell me." Prussia replied, equally enthusiastic.
"Have you ever walked in on Germany and Italy when they were in bed together?" Prussia didn't hear.
"What?"
"She wants to know if you've ever caught Germany and Italy doin' it." America repeated for him. Germany was completely lost as to where such a question came from.
"No, becuase it's nevahr happend." He stated questioningly. Prussia mouthed that "Yes it has, yes it has." And Italy asked for another repeat, as he couldn't hear.
"Whenever you go and sleep in Germany's bed, has Prussia ever come in and like, watched?" Maka said again.
"He joins us sometimes." Italy answered innocently. Germany hit his head against the table multiple times to the audience's laughter. Once Germany recovered he gave one last attempt at removing the Italian from his lap. This time it worked and Italy went to his own chair.
Another girl raised her hand. America took it and she asked Germany what song came to mind when he looked at Prussia. He turned to his brother and they both instantly broke into "springtime, for Hitler, and Germany." Germany sang. "Winter, for Poland, and France," Prussia ended.
"Not that vee condone that time-period." Germany added in. Italy cheered anyway.
{A/N}: Uh, seriously though, Nazis are no fun (and seriously not a joke. And Germany feels truly bad about all of that, so don't ever bring it up. I just kinda wanted to include a moment from this series of awesome videos: http:/www REMOVESCRIPTHERE .youtube . REMOVESCRIPTHERE com/watch?v=OYJz_v30nE4&feature=BFp&list=PL6D3ADC014F878F27&index=53 I don't know where the song-dancing is ((video 5 or 6, perhaps?)) but the Germany face-desk is at roughly 4:34. Also, Fanfiction site, why the problem with youtube links? It's my disclaimer/proper credit! I swear I'm not sending you to a rickroll or other bad thing! Okay, how about this: By clicking that link you hereby agree that whatever site you are sent to is not endorsed by this site.
