Naruto is own by Masashi Kishimoto. I, scapheap, own this point up story and all the other (so far one) stories under the name scapheap.

Last chapter I forgot to mention Kyuubi's tails in Kyuubi-dove description, They are were tails go on a body i.e. at the base of the spine.

"It time let do this." human talking.

'We're not going down.' human thinking

"Fallen angel mode active." AI talking

Kaboom sound effects

upper atmosphere of Gehenna./half a hour later. Location/time passing


Mecha Kyuubi

Chapter 3: State of play.

a wave from Wave

Hinata chewed on some ramen. "Why is your mech filled with this stuff?" Naruto rubbed the back of his neck "My mum loved ramen and I'm not much better."

It was weird Hinata reflected talking to the son of her childhood nightmare. The Kyuubi already had a dark reputation thank to it's first two pilots, Madara Uchiha and Mito Uzumaki, but it was Kushina who made the mere rumour of the mech enough to scare even the most battle-hardened of warriors.

"Welcome to Wave." said Ko. Normally Naruto and Hinata would of be blasted out of the sky(?) by Gato, the owner in all but name of Wave, but Gato's radar was being repaired and the patrol that would of caught them was elsewhere.

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Wave, Habitation C-2, Mist street, A 'business'

"Yeah baby take it off!"

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So back to our heroes.

Hinata put down her now empty bowl and sat at her dashboard. The screens changed to a outside view. "That not good."

Naruto look at the screens "What's not good?" Hinata pointed at a floating structure "Ko zoom here please." "Zooming." The screen show a freighter that seem to be made out of random junk with with 3 mechs and a small fighter ship. The fighter was a custom made one that look like someone took 2 other fighters, cut them in half and stuck two halfs together. The left side was a pink stealth bomber design, the right was one of the block type made when one wanted function over form in dark grey. The mechs were a BR-8 called the hawk in navy blue that had a red and white fan symbol on it right wing, a IB-2 called the lion in cream white and a ER-42 called the pug in brown that had been damaged and mostly repaired in it midsection. All bar the freighter had the image of a leaf on their heads (or cockpit window in the fighter case).

Naruto turned to Hinata silently asking the question. Hinata explained "Your mech has a large bounty on it, those mechs belong to pilots of the Konoha alliance." "And they are?" "Oh right backwater planet, the galaxy is divided between five powers who are the Konoha alliance, the Kumo coalition, the Suna republic, the Iwa kingdom and the Kiri empire. They are the closest thing we got to law enforcement and we are running around in the Kyuubi, you are the son of the most notorious outlaw ever and I'm probable listed as kill in action so impersonation a dead heir can be added." "Why?" "One, it shoot first ask questions later. Two, the elders of my clan would prefer me dead, 'accidental' death is fair game to them."

Naruto pinch the bridge of his nose "Between the kill chips(this story cursed seal since magic seals in a sci-fi setting seem off.) and that, Hinata, your clan is fucked up." "Don't I know it." "Ok the plan is avoid Konoha, fuel and repair the mechs and then get to your clan headquarters to say you still alive." Naruto pause "Fallen angel." Hinata blinked at the non-sequitur. "The name for this form." Naruto clarified "Oh, yes that would fit." Hinata said in understanding. They had been thinking of a name for the combined mech since Kyuubi-dove sounded unwieldy earlier.

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Kinzoku looked at the two teenagers then at the mechs. He had been drinking his tea when a upright mech landed in his workshop. Then it separate into a Hyuga's dove and a dreaded mech that should be rusting on a no-name planet. Then the pilots popped out, a Hyuga as he expected and a blond hair lad he did not, and asked him to repair they mechs as having the Kyuubi drop in was no big deal.

"Since it rather simple work for the most part, how about 30,000 credits(I need a better currency)." Kinzoku said before picking up his tools and walking over to the mechs since evil mech or not money was money.


Yes it that mission. I did say this is not as AU as one would think.

Things that I should tell you: Hinata's dove is snow-white. Custom units are custom-made(really never would of guessed)mechs and ships that are usually more powerful than same level off the shelf(parking lot?)stuff. BR=Blaze release IB=Ink beast(not related to TB) ER=Earth release.

Fallen angel has always been in the story but as a enemy mech until the last edit. Kinzoku=metal, he own a repair shop, Naruto and Hinata have not landed in a random guy's workshop.

Go read Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis it awesome and deserve more review and what not. How awesome? Naruto and Plant vs zombies crossover level awesome.

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