I'm back after all those weeks, sorry for the late update and thank you for those who reviewed.
One reviewer had asked (begged) for a beta-reader because apparently I made a couple of mistakes, sorry 'bout that by the way and that I'll try to fix it.
Now for the story
(From the last chapter)
Xanxus was stuck living as Sawada Tsunayoshi, can Gokudera, Yamamoto and the others put up with Xanxus' colorful personalities and random outburst? What happened to Xanxus and who took him?
On the other hand Tsuna, Aka, Xanxus found himself locked up at a cell inside the Varia headquarters after Squalo and Leviathan(who went missing unknowingly after he fainted) had found him very suspicious after he did his infamous 'hiiee!'. Soon though, he found out shockingly that he was to pretend as Squalo's 'damn boss' and was forbidden to tell anyone that he was in fact Dame-Tsuna. What will happen next?
On with the story
Chapter 3
VARIA HEADQUARTERS
"VOOOOIIIII!SHUTTA FXXX UP YOU DAMN BRAT!" scolded Superbi Squalo loudly, making the walls vibrate due to his wave sound alone.
"BUT-" teary red orbs stared begging at the shark, whose eye twitched as he stared back, as a vein popped on his head.
Squalo closed his eyes and sighed in frustration. "I'm leaving and that's fxxxxxx final…" Squalo growled, biting his lip as he heard his 'boss' choking a silent cry.
"T-then I'll b-be all alone and-" 'Xanxus' was cut off short when the silver-haired crammed his mouth with his gloved hand, while his other that had a sword attach to it pointed at his 'boss' dangerously.
"Voi…"Squalo started eyes narrowed. "I…will fly over to Japan to fix this damn mess…"the shark motioned at his 'boss'' body. "While YOU…take care of the damn mess HERE" continued Squalo as he pulled his hand away and began brushing his 'boss'' pale cheek softly as the shark went on. "If that still didn't make any sense, I can always let my sword do the talking." The shark whispered huskily, sending shivers down the raven haired spine, as he nodded his head vigorously.
Nodding in approval Squalo pulled away completely, earning a sigh of relief from the other. They stared at each other's eyes for a moment before Squalo turned away.
Inhaling heavily on the air, Squalo pulled both his arms back, head bending back slightly sending his long hair with it.
Tsuna's eyes widened dramatically at the familiar pose the other was doing, and quickly covered both his sensitive ears at what was about to come. "VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII IIIIII!I'M LEAVING YOU DAMN SUBORDINATES GO SHOW OUR DAMN BOSS TO THE PARTY OR EEEEEELSE!" this loud shout traveled down the whole headquarters.
At that Squalo jumped on a moving helicopter before waving goodbye to his current boss, leaving Tsuna to shriek at the top of his lungs as a massive amount of wind blew away the feather around his neck to who knows where, and then he began running wildly as the helicopter flew away.
"HIIIIIIIEEEEE!DON'T LEAVE ME!I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITHOUT YOU-" Tsunayoshi Sawada, trapped in the body of the Varia boss was cut off as a familiar signature laugh interrupted him.
"Ushishishi"
Tsuna quickly froze at his spot at the sound. 'n-no' he cried mentally as he heard the laugh closing in.
NAMIMORI MIDDLE SCHOOL
"JUUUUUUDAAAAAAIIIMEEEEEE!" Gokudera ran wildly through the hallways, opening every single classroom he could find, disturbing the classes that were trying to listen to their teachers, but none of the classroom had his Juudaime in them so they were useless.
Yamamoto followed his trail, apologizing to the teachers as they 'passed by'.
"TSUNA!" he shouted. "JUUDAIME-" Gokudera stopped his track as he was rudely interrupted by a familiar shout.
"EXTREME!" Yamamoto and Gokudera turned to the source of the voice.
In a classroom they had already passed was Ryohei Sasagawa grinning at them, completely ignoring the teacher shouting at him to get back to his seat.
Gokudera scowled "What do you want turf top?!Can't you see were busy?!" Gokudera yelled at the white haired.
"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME OCTUPUS HEAD?!" The boxer slammed the door behind him, earning some profanities from the class from behind the door.
"YOU HEARD ME-" Yamamoto grabbed the bomber by the elbow, smiling nervously at the boxer."Maa maa, Ne Senpai? Have you seen Tsuna anywhere?" questioned Yamamoto ignoring Gokudera's shout at him.
Ryohei blinked at the question. "Sawada? No I haven't seen Sawada…WHY DID SOMETHING EXTREME HAPPENED?!" Ryohei answered, his tone suddenly worried.
"Che! I knew turf top over here wouldn't know where Juudaime is…" At that Gokudera left the two, and went back to searching for Tsuna.
"EXTREMELY WAIT FOR ME OCTUPUS HEAD!I'LL LOOK FOR SAWADA!" Ryohei followed Gokudera, jogging his way to the bomber.
Yamamoto raised a brow and then chuckled. "Maa…This is like a game and Tsuna is the prize!" He then followed the two.
DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM
Xanxus stirred at the sofa he was currently laying at, and with a groan his eyes spluttered open.
"Fxxx…" he muttered as he rubbed his eyes, and tried to adjust his eyesight.
But as soon as he saw where he was, his eyes widened. "Where the fxxx?!" The brunette quickly sat up from the sofa, and started turning his head here and there at the unfamiliar place.
"Herbivore…you're awake…" Xanxus eyes went wider if possible dramatically as he saw the prefect staring at him from his desk that was full of paper work; and in the skylark's hand he held a pen.
Xanxus' confused brown orbs turned hard the second he recognized the man.
"Pouting aren't we?" Hibari chuckled, getting off his seat effortlessly and began walking towards him.
"I'm not fxxxxx' pouting trash!" Xanxus argued, standing up from the sofa. "Why the fxxx am I even here-"
Xanxus shrieked when he was suddenly pulled into an embrace. 'WHATTA FXXX?!'
Hibari chuckled as he began nuzzling his onto Xanxus' current soft brown locks.
"W-What are you doing?!" Xanxus' attempt to sound threatening came out as a feminine shriek. Fxxx this trash's body!
"Shut up or I'll bite you to death…" Hibari threatened huskily, tightening his embrace. Xanxus eye twitched as a vein appeared on his forehead, when he was about ready to throw his profanities the door suddenly slammed open.
"JUUDAIME!" Gokudera, followed by Ryohei and Yamamoto barged inside the room. "SAWADA!" Ryohei called out as well, earning a glare from Gokudera.
Hibari narrowed his eyes, pulling away from the brunette who was frozen and gapping at the newcomers. "Herbivores…I'll bite you to death!" At that the prefect took out his tonfas and charged at them.
"WAIT!" Hibari paused, hissing, and behind him Xanxus flinched and turned at the voice.
All heads turned to Yamamoto, who wore a very serious expression.
"WHAT BASEBALL-FREAK!?" Gokudera snapped, struggling to hold his dynamites and was just about to get really to attack Hibari when he was interrupted.
Yamamoto blinked, scratching his head and tilting his head to the side. "Does this mean I won?" The baseball nut questioned as he scratched his head.
Gokudera's eye twitched. "What are you on about now you baseball idiot!"
"I EXTREMELY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON!" Ryohei butted in.
Hibari growled, irritated that he didn't know what the raven haired was talking about as he tighten his grip on his tonfas. "Explain yourself Yamamoto Takeshi…" he demanded.
"You know, because I told Gokudera where Tsuna is so I won?!" Gokudera and Hibari stared at the guy as if he grew another head.
Ryohei was trying hard to understand. "WHAT TO THE EXTREME?!"
"Urasai…" a low voice interrupted, making everyone turn to 'Tsuna', who had his hands curled up into fists, dark aura emitting from the boy.
"J-JUUDAIME!" Gokudera realized that he was ignoring his boss as he subconsciously dropped the dynamites he was holding.
"Hey Tsuna! We were looking for you." Yamamoto informed smiling at the brunette as both Hibari and Gokudera glared at him.
"I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU TOO SAWADA WE WERE EXTREMELY JOGGING ON OUR WAY HERE-" Ryohei was sent flying across the room by Hibari, had eyes eyes covered by his bangs and was menacing.
"JUUDAIME!This bastard didn't do anything to you did he because I will blow-"
"URUSAI FXXXXXX TRASH!" Xanxus snapped as he lifted his head his face dark red, before he grabbed the closest thing there was, which was a base of flower. Xanxus was about to throw it directly to Gokudera when he too was sent flying across the room like with the boxer.
Hibari narrowed his eyes suspiciously at the baby wearing fedora by the window. "Baby…" he said.
"Caiossu!" Reborn jumped from the window and into Yamamoto's shoulder.
"Hey kid!" Yamamoto greeted, grinning widely.
"Yamamoto." Reborn greeted back in his squeaky voice. "Don't mind Dame-Tsuna, he's just having side effects from the dying will bullet I shot him with." The baby explained.
"S-Side effect?" Gokudera stuttered still shock from his Juudaime's rage.
"Ah!" Reborn nodded, pulling Leon from his fedora and transforming it into a gun as an example.
Hibari scoffed. Yamamoto rose a confuse brow. "A what?"
Gokudera glared at him. "There is no use explaining to an idiot Reborn-san." Gokudera pointed out.
"Maa maa so Tsuna's sick?" Yamamoto questioned.
Reborn nodded his head, earning an 'Aahhh…' from Yamamoto as he finally 'understood'. "Che!" Gokudera crossed his arms against his chest as he turned away.
RE-TYPED or rather fixed somewhat…I did it all on my own because I don't do well with beta readers due to my last one who had trouble with my cluelessness I'm so ashamed well the good thing is that after a few months of reading fan fictions and such I somewhat improved my grammars so it's not going to be all suckish anymore…I hope.
That's all for now!I know everyone seem so OC! It's just so hard trying to put them into characters.
Xanxus must be freaked out by all these huh? Poor man. Reminds me of my evil incarnated sister who put me on dresses the moment I reached the age of 5 and glomped me daily even until now…(I'm not wearing an Ouran high school host club girl's school uniform if that's what you're thinking…pft…t-that's ridiculous-that point is that I'm not homo…HO-MO-JANA-I) Xanxus deserves it for being a bitc-meanie.
Homo janai!(For those who watched Hana Kimi Japanese version…you should know whose quote this is.)
With Tsuna…well we all know who laughs like that so there's really no cliphanger there…I think…
JA NE
