Ep.2

(Intro)

* Harry and Hagrid are walking down Diagon Ally. Harry is holding some books and Hedwig (she replaces the usual cat that meows at random times) *

Harry: so let me get this strait... I'm a wizard and I'm going to a wizarding school in September and it got all my books. I met a really weird boy in the robe shop* a thought bubble of a chibi Draco head pops up and it chuckles evilly then it disappears and you see Hedwig hoot* and now I'm getting a wand?

Hagrid: Right you are!

Harry: ok?

Hagrid: and here we are!

Hedwig: hoo  hoot

* stop in front of a cute bubbly shop( ok just cut it! unless mentioned all the buildings and/or places are cute and bubbly!) with "Olivander Wands"  on it. They go in (the shop is full of boxes) and a short little old man(Olivander) comes out*

Olivander: oooooohhhh hello I'm very delighted to mmmmeeeeeeeeeettttt youu......

Harry: *Blink Blink* Hagrid.....

Hagrid: Be careful he can sense fear!

Hedwig: Hoot!

Harry: *gulp*

Olivander: weeelllll let's get down to bissness then! *starts bouncing around and throwing wands at Harry* just wave some around a bit and see witch makes sparkkkks come out of ittttt...PERVERTED!!!!

Harry and Hagrid: o.0....oh dear...

Hedwig: 0.o hooters?

*Harry waves the wands thrown at him and in the end he's empty handed with a bunch of wands at his feet*

Olivander: NONE WORK!!!!!

Harry:*shakes head*

Olivander: hmmm maybe...*gets out wand*

*Harry waves it and golden and red spark come out*

 Hagrid: yah!!!!!

Harry: why didn't you just try this one?

Olivander: CURIOUSSSSSS VERY CURIOUSSSSS

* does that weird anime old people long tongue lick on Harry*

Harry: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Hagrid: what's *shiver* is curious......

Olivander: OH!!!! just that thisssss piticularrrrr wand is the wand that has the brotherrrr phoenix feather! of the mannnnn who put that big ugly SCAR!!! on your HEAD!

*du du du dum!*

Hedwig: HOOT!

Harry: DON'T INSULT MY SCARE! *take out mallet and hits Olivander with it*

Olivander: owwwwwww.....

*Hagrid and Harry (and Hedwig) leave*

(ending)

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