Ep.2
(Intro)
* Harry and Hagrid are walking down Diagon Ally. Harry is holding some books and Hedwig (she replaces the usual cat that meows at random times) *
Harry: so let me get this strait... I'm a wizard and I'm going to a wizarding school in September and it got all my books. I met a really weird boy in the robe shop* a thought bubble of a chibi Draco head pops up and it chuckles evilly then it disappears and you see Hedwig hoot* and now I'm getting a wand?
Hagrid: Right you are!
Harry: ok?
Hagrid: and here we are!
Hedwig: hoo hoot
* stop in front of a cute bubbly shop( ok just cut it! unless mentioned all the buildings and/or places are cute and bubbly!) with "Olivander Wands" on it. They go in (the shop is full of boxes) and a short little old man(Olivander) comes out*
Olivander: oooooohhhh hello I'm very delighted to mmmmeeeeeeeeeettttt youu......
Harry: *Blink Blink* Hagrid.....
Hagrid: Be careful he can sense fear!
Hedwig: Hoot!
Harry: *gulp*
Olivander: weeelllll let's get down to bissness then! *starts bouncing around and throwing wands at Harry* just wave some around a bit and see witch makes sparkkkks come out of ittttt...PERVERTED!!!!
Harry and Hagrid: o.0....oh dear...
Hedwig: 0.o hooters?
*Harry waves the wands thrown at him and in the end he's empty handed with a bunch of wands at his feet*
Olivander: NONE WORK!!!!!
Harry:*shakes head*
Olivander: hmmm maybe...*gets out wand*
*Harry waves it and golden and red spark come out*
Hagrid: yah!!!!!
Harry: why didn't you just try this one?
Olivander: CURIOUSSSSSS VERY CURIOUSSSSS
* does that weird anime old people long tongue lick on Harry*
Harry: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Hagrid: what's *shiver* is curious......
Olivander: OH!!!! just that thisssss piticularrrrr wand is the wand that has the brotherrrr phoenix feather! of the mannnnn who put that big ugly SCAR!!! on your HEAD!
*du du du dum!*
Hedwig: HOOT!
Harry: DON'T INSULT MY SCARE! *take out mallet and hits Olivander with it*
Olivander: owwwwwww.....
*Hagrid and Harry (and Hedwig) leave*
(ending)
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