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A.N. So I think this is a slightly longer chapter. I know it's been a while since I've updated, I honestly forgot about this fanfic and was just checking reviews, and for whatever reason got motivated to write like this entire chapter tonight. Also, thank you to H-nala and especially Fae 206, your reviews are probably what pushed me to another chapter. I feel like my writing has become stronger and cleaner since I first published this too, so hope you all like it. Have Fun and Read On!

"You requested us Ms. Jones?" Ren asked me, surveying the room, especially the children's stuff.

"Yep, now pop-a-squat." I told them pointing to the chairs in front of us, finally lifting my head from my bff's shoulder. The two of them looked a bit taken aback by this, but sat down, none the less, "Mr. Tsuruga, you like children?" Noting how he had taken a slight interest in the play stuff.

"Hm? Uh, yes, I suppose I do." He responded to my question I smiled.

"That's good." I paused, "I have quite the few siblings." I told him.

He nodded. Then Kyoko said, "Um… Ms. Jones…. Can I start off by saying how truly, truly sorry I am for insulting you when you did my hair! I had no idea, and the whole thing about it is sort of crazy I mean, just yesterday you were my hairdresser and now your-" I cut her off, given that she started to ramble.

"Hold up!" I told her to cut her off, and then gave her a sad look and put a hand over my mouth as I allowed my eyes to water, "I-I suppose it's alright, the things you said only hurt on the inside, and I was a mear hairdresser and now I'm the one who decides your fate in this job…" I let out a fake sob, "How tragic, I truly did like you, but then you started making all those comments!" I recited dramatically.

Kyoko's eyes were huge, "I'm so sorry, I honestly, truly never meant to upset you! I-I!" She was cut off by Liz's laughter.

"Ahhh, this is great. Here I was thinking you weren't going to play any games, but then again, I should know better." Liz told me, and I completely dropped the facade. Confusing Kyoko and Ren.

I smiled at Liz, "You should." I turned my attention to Kyoko and Ren, "Now, if you hadn't noticed that was a complete ruse all for my personal enjoyment, and honestly, I hold no ill will towards you for what you said, I'd say the same thing roles reversed. It shows you care about this show and don't want it to be lead by someone who won't give a damn. 10 POINTS!" I clapped my hands and one could say Kyoko and I were in a world all of our own with a floral background and a scoreboard with the number 10 on it. Kyoko, was very happy with this.

"So, not to delay or anything, but, why did you wish to speak to us?" Ren asked?

"No problem Mr. Big Shot!" Giggles followed from Liz and Kyoko, "So heres my dilemma." I said becoming dead serious, "I've talked to your president about this too, before hiring either of you, and he told me that you, Mr. Big Shot, are a diamond in the rough, and that with the proper refinement, and the right co-star…" I looked at Kyoko, "You'd be unbeatable." I told him.

"What do you mean refinement?" He asked. I smirked.

"Isn't this your favorite part?" I asked Liz.

"Definitely, definitely." She agreed.

I turned my attention back to the two actors in front of me, "Well, Mr. Big Shot, I have not only talked to your president, but your manager as well as quite a sum of your colleagues, and do you know what they told me?" I asked.

"...What?" He asked with hesitation.

"They told me that you." I pointed to Kyoko, "and you." I pointed to Ren, "Have this chemistry that is unmatched. So, what my goal is, I am giving it say…. A week, for me to work my magic, and for you two to realize your destiny." I clapped my hands.

These two were now blushing and Kyoko was looking away, "A week's a short time, and what makes you so certain that we even have this chemistry?" Ren asked.

I smirked, "Cause your girlfriend over theirs blushin' like an octopus weeny." I told him. He looked at Kyoko who was just blushing harder.

"I-I'm not his g-gi-gi-girl-girlfriend…." She told me.

"I know you aren't, but that'll change by week's end. Also I could the weekends. So seven days." I smiled at them, "For now you do and don't have the day off. I want you, Mr. Big Shot, to take Ms. Mogami here out to…." I opened up my folder I have on her, I looked over the places she been, what she's eaten, and whose she's eaten with~, I smirked, "Perfect, get Ms. Mogami some Hamburger steak, topped with a fried egg." I'm real mean aren't I? Kyoko's blush just got that much more intense.

"Very well. Is there anything else?" Ren asked and before I could respond Kyoko spoke first.

"Wait you mean you're actually okay with this crazy plan of hers!?" Kyoko asked Ren, baffled.

"Yes, I'll explain it to you in the car." He told her.

"I only have one thing, but it's best if Ms. Mogami leaves for this part, we wouldn't want your head exploding now would we?" I rhetorically asked.

"I suppose not, I'll meet you out there." Ren told Kyoko.

Kyoko nodded, stood up and bowed, "Excuse me." She then left, once the door was closed, I looked Ren in the eye.

"Look here now Sir, I don't know how far you two will get tonight, and I highly doubt this will happen but I want to make sure that you are prepared for anything that might happen if you know what I mean. I recently found out that that girl out there is my older sister and do not have any plans of becoming an aunt at my age. So if you'd take this, I had someone get various sizes. And I'm just going to guess you know how to use them." I told him, handing him a gift bag, the contents of which, are, as I'm not many are surprised, CONDOMS! Wonderful I know. And did I forget to mention, that after I read through this through file on Kyoko I had found that her mother, and my birth mother had the same last name, I did some research and found I had a sibling. Crazy coincidence we'd meet here of all place.

Anyway, after I handed Ren the bag and he did a quick check of its contents, he quickly stood up, bowed and said, "Excuse me." Then left.

Liz and I looked at each other and couldn't stop our laughter. This was to be a fun ride.