10 things Charlie Must Follow
believe Bella's unmistakable lies
accept Edward (he never meant to leave and are you BLIND?! They love each other wayyyy to much)
hate Jacob (HE is the one who is the jerk here) (no offense to any Jacob lovers out there but he is kind of a jerk in Eclipse)
keep Emmett out of your house (nothing good can come of it, promise)
accept that Edward and Bella are getting married and get OVER IT!!
buy a cookbook
learn how to cook something other than fish and eggs
don't buy Bella expensive things⦠don't buy Bella anything as a matter of fact
go to Seattle, get a date (you'll find the one eventually)
believe Bella's unmistakable lies
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