The inside of the house was even more impressive than the outside. It had an open and free feeling unlike any building I'd ever been in.

"Who is this?" asked a pale brunette.

"I'd like to be called Syke." I responded immediately.

A male model with messy hair came to stand beside her, an inquisitive look on his face similar to that of the emotion reader.

'Hmmmm, I wonder' I thought to myself, feeling slightly mischievous.

Focusing on the man I narrowed my mismatched eyes at him.

'HELLO!" I screamed in my head.

His reaction was immediate as he shook his head to get away from the sound. I chuckled quietly to myself, earning a glare from him and a question mark look from everyone else.

"I didn't find that amusing." He stated flatly.

"Then stay out of my head." I replied cheekily.

A silence engulfed the room as we had a stare down, but it was quickly interrupted by the movie star.

"Please, allow me to introduce myself," he said, a gentle smile on his face, " my name is Carlisle Cullen, and this…"

"I would prefer to hear everybody introduce themselves." I said as gently as possible.

"Why?" asked the blonde chick.

I narrowed my wide eyes slightly at her rude tone.

"The way a person introduces themselves say a lot." I snapped.

She rolled her eyes in response, but stayed quiet.

Nodding my head slightly, I turned to the caramel haired woman.

"My name is Esme Cullen." She smiled.

Next was the bear and his blonde girlfriend.

"I'm Emmett Cullen." He said, looking guarded. Silence fell as my eyes landed on the blonde.

She just stared at me with cold gold eyes.

"Ok, if you're not going to introduce yourself then I'll just give you a name myself." I said, grinning mischievously.

"Whatever."

I could tell it was a challenge, and being my stubborn self, I accepted. It didn't take long for me to come up with a name anyone would hate.

"Alright then, your new name is Crotch Monkey. Who's next?" I said not missing a beat, nor the look on the blonde's face.

I looked to the brunette woman, ignoring Emmett's loud guffaws and Crotch Monkey's stuttering.

"I'm Bella." She said, barley containing her smile.

"I'm Edward. Now would you mind answering some questions?" the bed head asked impatiently.

"Well, I suppose learning Jasper and Alice's names isn't that important" I smirked.

"How do you know our names, when you didn't know the others?" Jasper questioned.

"I knew their names to. I know Crotch Monkey's name is Rosalie."

"Then why waste our time with introductions?" Crotch Monkey hissed.

"I didn't need y'all thinking I was some freak, but seeing as you've got a mind reader, a fortune teller, and an emotion reader I figured you could all handle my weirdness."

"What the hell are you?" Crotch Monkey screeched.

"A gypsy." I smiled.