(A/N): Chapter 3!! Ah, I laughed the whole time I wrote the last chapter. I thought it was just ridiculous how retarted I made Tatsuha. But, it seems like my fic was liked because of all the lovely reviewers! Thank you all!! You rock! This chapter is the prank on K-san. Hmm..wonder what two adorable guys can do to a gun-loving American? Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gravi, though I wish I did. And I don't own Punk'd.
K-san and His 'Weakness'
"That's a dangerous idea, Ryu-chan." Shuichi said as the two went over the plan for Mr. K as they rode the bus back to Tokyo. "I mean, you know how sensitive he his about that. He's go mad."
"Ah, come on, Shu-chan! I have known K-san for a long time now, he won't do anything that would hurt us." Ryuichi said pouting. "He was my manager for a long time and he never once put one of his guns to my head."
"That's you. He's been my manager for a little over a year and there has been many occasions where he put his guns to my head and shot many, many bullets at me. I'd rather not risk it."
"Ah, come on!!!! If you are with me he wouldn't do a thing, I promise!"
Shuichi felt uncomfortable at the pout Ryuichi was giving him. It was so hard to resist. Sighing, Shuichi gave in.
"Fine. But, if I die, it's my blood on your hands."
"Okay!" Ryuichi said cheerfully. "And, you aren't going to die."
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Shuichi started getting uneasy as they approached K-san's house.
This isn't a good idea... he kept saying to himself.
Ryuichi sensed Shuichi's nervousness, so he put his arm around him and gave him a reassuring squeeze.
"Hey, now, Shu-chan, you have to trust me on this okay." he said with a grin.
Shuichi smiled back at him. He did trust Ryuichi, with all of his heart, but he didn't trust an angry K.
"Hey, if it makes you feel any better," Ryuichi said, stepping in front of Shuichi and putting his hands on each of his shoulders so he could look Shuichi in the eye, "I have done something like this before. It's hilarious, and nothing happened. He just pouted most of the time. So, will you calm down? You trust me, right?"
"Yeah, I do trust you..it's just...I'm not a good prankster, you know, and..."
"Yeah, I know you aren't a good prankster." Ryuichi said patting Shuichi's shoulders, laughing. "But, wait until this day is over, you'll be a mastermind! You're with the Sakuma Ryuichi, best prankster in Japan!"
Shuichi shook his head in amusement. Ryuichi took his hand and the two made their way to K-san's door. Ryuichi, knowing the American too well, and knowing that he always kept his door unlocked, turned the knob and stepped in carelessly. Shuichi, just like at Tatsuha's, stepped in cautiously. Once the two were both inside they could hear singing coming from upstairs. It was K-san. He was obviously in the shower. Ryuichi giggled.
"He sounds horrible, doesn't he?"
Shuichi nodded in response, an amused smile coming across his lips. It sounded like K was doing a bad remake of opera. He sounded like there was a dead animal stuck in his throat. A thought flew across his mind.
"OOOO, Ryuichi!" he whispered excitedly. "Does K-san like to take hot showers?"
"Yeah, who doesn't?" Ryuichi answered happily.
"Is there a downstairs bathroom here?"
"Um..."
The two start searching quickly for a bathroom. They found one in a guest bedroom.
"Alright, now after we get done with our prank, we can make this an adder." Shuichi explained. "Flush the toilet and the water will get really cold."
"Oh, that's a good idea, Shu-chan! See you are getting better!"
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The two men giggled like madmen as the both stood at the toilet.
"Ready?"
"Yeah."
"Three..."
"Two..."
"One..."
"YEOW!! COLD!!!!!!!!!!"
Covering their mouths, the two ran into the living room and hid behind the couch which was sitting two feet away from the wall. Shuichi looked oddly at Ryuichi, confused about why there was so much space between the wall and the couch. Ryuichi pointed to the back of the couch where Shuichi could faintly see the outlines of pistols...the reason was all clear to him now. They peeked over the top of the couch and saw K running downstairs, a black bathrobe wrapped tightly around him, shivering slightly.
"Wonder what happened to the water. I bet it was thugs. It had to be!" K-san started headed towards the couch.
Shuichi and Ryuichi, wide-eyed, held their breath..and each other.
Riiiiiiing
The two sighed in relief. Saved by the phone ringing.
"Hello? Oh, hi Tohma. No, I haven't seen Ryuichi or Shuichi. Well, I will be sure to tell them, then."
Shuichi and Ryuichi used the time they had of K-san's back being turned to sneak into the kitchen where they purposely made a lot of noise (banging pots, etc).
"Tohma, I have to go, there is something in my house."
K hung up on Tohma just as he was saying, "Oh, not this again!"
The two pranksters hid in the pantry while K searched around frantically for a gun.
"Where are my guns?!!! MY BABIES!!!! MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BABIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU MY DARLINGS!!! THE THUGS TOOK YOU DIDN'T THEY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The pranksters both rolled their eyes.
"I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY BABIES! I CAN'T!!!"
K started throwing out drawers and everything in them to find his poor 'babies'. Soon, his kitchen was trashed and his guns were no where to be found.
"THE LIVING ROOM! THEY COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN IN THERE!"
He ran into the living room and to the couch. He tore open the fabric on the back and pulled out one of his beloved 'babies'. He aimed and started walking Mission Impossible style, eyes searching for any sudden movement.
"Come on out you thugs, I won't hurt you. Come out, come out wherever you are..."
Giggle. K-san's ears perked at the noise. He started walking madly around.
"I know you are in here! Might as well come on out or I am shooting!"
"Oh, really?" Ryuichi said, making his voice low and deep, much unlike his normal self. Shuichi saw that Ryuichi turned into his serious self. He shivered.
"YES, REALLY! SO COME ON OUT!"
"I think I want you to find me...grandpa."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"I said GRANDPA!"
Shuichi knew, even though K's eyes were covered with sunglasses (he wears them things all the time..in the shower, in the dark...etc), that his eyes got wide, and he threw a hand to his long, wet blonde hair.
"W-WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?! I'M NOT OLD!"
"Then why do you have gray hair?"
"G-gray hair?"
"Yep. I see it all over."
"N-NO WAY!!! YOU ARE LYING! I SWEAR I'LL--"
K pulled the trigger of his gun. There was a loud band and a lot of smoke. When the smoke cleared K looked at the gun to see a flag sticking out of the barrel that said, "You've been Ryu-Punk'd!!!"
"Ryu...Ryu-Punk'd?"
Realization dawned on him.
"RYUICHI, YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Ryuichi giggled and stepped out of the pantry, now back to his childish self.
"I'm right here K-san."
"RYUICHI!!! What's this all about?! I told you to never switch my guns with your lame brain attempt on trick toys."
Ryuichi pouted. "They are not lame brained!!! They are genious!"
Ryuichi took the gun and held it close to his chest. "You are making Kuma-kun sad, K-san!! Shu-chan, tell K-san that this isn't a lame brained toy!"
Shuichi's breath constricted.
"Shindou is here?"
"Yeah, he pranked me with you."
"Did he now?"
Ryuichi nodded.
"You are so lucky I don't know where my guns are right now..."
"Oh, yeah! I forgot! We hid them in the--"
"RYUICHI, NO! DON'T TELL HIM!!"
"--bathtub."
K ran to the bathroom and back in less than 2 seconds and was firing at Shuichi who was now out of the pantry and running for his life.
"AHH!!!!"
"STAY STILL!" K yelled, still firing.
"NEVER!!" Shuichi yelled over his shoulder.
Ryuichi put Kumagoro over his eyes, peeking every now and then to see Shuichi running around for his life.
"Kuma-kun...Shuichi was really right when he said that K-san shoots him."
K finally ran out of bullets and energy and collapsed on the floor, immediatly asleep. Shuichi, taking deep breaths, looked at Ryuichi with wide, wild eyes.
"I told you! I told you he would shoot me!!"
"Well, he didn't hit you, so technically he didn't shoot you.."
"I don't care!! It was all the same for me! Let's just get out of here before he wakes up."
"Okay."
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"Okay, ready for the next one?!" Ryuichi asked happily, making Kumagoro dance as the two men walked through the park.
"I don't know how much of this I can take." Shuichi said.
"Please, Shu-chan! I want to go after Hiro-san next!"
Shuichi eyes shot over to Ryuichi.
"Hiro, huh?"
"Yeah. You're his best friend, so I kind of figured that you of all people would know how to prank him really good."
Shuichi bit his lip and laughed like a maniac.
"I sure do."
