Hi guys, thanks for all those splendid reviews... yea! It's just marvellous... and many of you have requested but I am sorry to inform you that you would have to wait until a drabble or two, because before I realised that you would be wanting this so much, I had already prepared two... so please please please read them and I will act after they are finished.. it's only a couple... so don't worry... I'll do it for sure... you can get a stamp on that...
Indrani: ah! Too hot here... I need a bath!
Suddenly a certain psycho redhead pops out of nowhere...
Hisoka: *hugging by shoulder* may I escort you~ *twisted smile*
Indrani: *ignoring him* Hello! Zoldyck mansion, I want someone to hire for killing Hisoka no-surname!
Anyway enjoy annoying!
Chapter 3: 30 ways to annoy Kurapika
To start to annoy Kurapika, make sure you are-
Not a Phantom Troupe member, but have a great admiration for them, or you may fall a victim of his chains...
Extremely fickle by the law of nature...
Now we may start-
To annoy Kurapika, you need to-
1. Shave his head, only the middle section while he is asleep
2. Destroy all his underwear, replacing it with thongs.
3. When he wears his skirt like tabard, make sure you pull it down and kick his ass.
4. Ask him if he is into Bondage and BDSM
5. If he asks why, then rudely point at his chains.
6. Decorate his room with spider accessories and spider webs... make sure those spiders have twelve legs.
7. Suddenly go sneaking from behind and grope his chest.
8. If he asks why, then tell you were searching for the boobs.
9. Ask what cup size he wears... A, B or C?
10. Make assumptions that he is pregnant.
11. Photoshop one of his pics to make him look pregnant and sell it to the Genei Ryodan.
12. Smear all his pants (preferably white ones) with tomato ketchup
13. Then go ask him if he is having periods.
14. Give him a lifelong stock of Tampons and sanitary pads.
15. Tailor all his tabards saying 'No 1 Chrollo Fan' with pink letters with lace.
16. Call him in the two am in the morning and ask whom he wants in his bed... Chrollo or Leorio?
17. Whenever he walks play "Too Cool" by Megan Jette Martin or "Do I Look like a Slut" by Avenue D
18. Give him a big pink vibrator in his birthday.
19. Or a beautiful set of Victoria secret Snow Angel lingerie collection
20. Remix his character song "Eyes Burning Scarlet" with words like 'What the fuck' or 'I am a shithead' at the end of every line.
21. Con his to wear beautiful lacy pink lingerie and send those photos to the Phantom members, with the tag 'Come and get me'
22. Read 'an album of love' as 'anal bum of love' in front of him.
23. When he looks weirdly, say it's for his own good.
24. Mix strong-hold hair-gel with all of his shampoos... it will make his hair like Hisoka... stood up against gravity... not so pretty, I know!
25. Lock him in a room with Feitan and Chrollo, when they have a serious gas.
26. Replace all his fluids with lube.
27. Scream out loud the word 'Vampire' every time he turns his red eye on.
28. Pour pigeon-dung in his tube of toothpaste.
29. Make Yaoi Threesome music video including him, Leorio and Chrollo (Leorio: Don't drag me in this or the PMS Guys will make me regret forever. Indrani: too late uncle! )
30: every time he speaks, angrily retort 'Look who's talking, the omen who haunts people with the ghosts of Kurtas'.
Thank god, I posted this, I thought you guys would like it and one more fic to go, then I will do yous... but in the meantime, don't forget to request, whom you want to annoy... and please please... I beg of you...
R&R and don't leave me alone...
Kurapika: Drama queen! :/
