Why am I stuck rasing kids? Chapter three

Here's chappie three enjoy! Little!prussia makes his debut in this chapter! I OWN NOTHING!

Iwalked to my bedrrom hoping to find at least some sense in this strange matter. I walked into my room and my short temper overloaded again. Kiku grabbed my katana while I was downstairs and procceded to freakin' zan datsu, silce, dice you name it, almost every..single..thing in my GOT DAMN BEDROOM! He was about to slice something very dear to me a small stuff animal my parents gave to me on the day I was born, before they were killed.

"KIKU!" I shouted, "YOU BETTER NOT SLICE THAT OR YOUNRE GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!"

He put down the katana and the stuff animal, and tried to put a innocent look on his face.

"What were you thinking!" I scoulded.

"I was bored." Kiku said sheepisly

"That's how you kill your boredem!" I yelled.

"YOU'RE GROUNDED!" I yelled.

Knowing it was gonna be a bad conversation I just decided to send Kiku to bed. I lead him out of my to one of the spare bedrooms in my house. I flipped on the switch revaling a medium size bedroom with a bunk bed, dresser, TV, and a closet. The paintings on the walls inspired by one of the shows I was in shone brightly with the light on. I still need ti thank Micheal about the murals in my house.

"Here's your room kiku," I said with no emotion. Then I realized the katana and kunai knives on the walls for decoration. I walked in took them down then left the room and locked them in my garage. While I was downstairs I grabed the extra clothes that came with kiku.

"Here," I said handing him his clothes, "now go to bed."

"Yes father," he said sadly.

I left and walked into my destroyed bedroom across the hall. I procced to call Sammy.

"Hey Sammy," I said with dissapointment in my voice.

"Hey Fernando what's wrong?" She asked

"Nothing just Kiku destroyed my entire bedroom," I repiled.

"Oh that's horrible!" She exclaimed.

"It's no big deal," My gruff voice said.

"Yes it's big deal!" She yelled back. Do all of my female friends like to yell at me?

"But hey is it ok if me and Kiku come over tommarow?" I asked.

"Sure! I'll make pirozhki!" She said exictedly.

"Are you trying to make food from mother russia again?" I asked.

"I wanna try it again! I know it was a epic fail last time but I'll get it right!" She yelled... again.

"Ok ok." I said, "want me to help you?"

"That would be great!" She replied.

"Bye sammy,"

"Bye Fernando:"

I hunged up and sighed it was gonna take forever to clean up and replace everything. Then someone knocked at my door.

"What!" I yelled finally loseing it.

"There's a huge ass crate down stairs for you," eric told me, "you sexy bitch~"

I opened my door walked down stairs and found a delivery guy standing at the door.

"You Fernando Hernandez?" He asked.

"Yes." I said taking the clipboard and signing my name ," you can set it down in living room" he did as such and I shook his hand.

" gracias," I said handing him back the cilpboard.

"Your welcome," he grumbled as he left.

I noticed a smaller box and a manual on top of the crate and groaned when I read the name. It was Prussia and Gilbird. Great.. just great. Not taking any risks I reached for gilbird and turned him on. Then the crate started to rattle.

"Give me Gilbird!" A voice shouted from the inside.

I was confused because that sounded like a kid's voice. I ripped off the top and started down a 10 year old Gilbert. He kinda shrunked back but I understanded him. I mean how would you feel if a huge muscular guy, who's half russian, was staring down at you while you're inside a box?

"Can I h-have Gilbird," he asked still afraid of me.

I just handed him Gilbird quietly and let it crawl into prussia's hair. Damn the birds are cute little things.(I have a sweet spot for animals) I ripped out the front of crate and let Gilbert step out.

"Hello I'm Fernando," I said kneeling down in front of him.

"Gilbert!" He excliamed proudly. Geez is he bipolar?

"Hey," I said drawing his attention.

"What? You wanna balk in my awesomeness!" He yelled.

I rolled my eyes and began to talk.

"Your my son Gilbert Belischmidt Hernadez," I said flatly

"Waht? How can I be related to you?," he said confused ,"you're so un attractive and not awesome"

I growled"listen kid I am your father wheater you like it or not!"

He looked mortified and I bursted into laughter.

"What's so funny?" He asked with his voice filling with anger.

"I'm your adopted father not your real one!" I said trying to hold back laughter.

"Yep, you really are russian," he grumbled.

I gathered up his things and took Gilbert to his bedroom. I flicked on the light glad to see Kiku sound asleep.

"Here's your bedroom," I told him," you get top bunk."

He ran to the bunks scrambling to get on top.

"Good night Gilbert," I said.

"Gute nacht vater," he repiled triedly.

I smiled and went to sleep on my half destroyed bed.

~~~~~the next day~~~~~~

"Gilbert! Kiku! Wake up!" I yelled while turning on the lights.

"Huh?" Gilbert said as he arouse.

"Good moring father," Kiku said as he strecthed.

"Kiku, Gilly get dressed we're gonna vist a friend of mine today," I said.

"Awww. Five more mintues vater," Gilbert complained.

"Gilbert now!" I said getting impaient

"Fine! I'm up! I'm up!" He excliamed

"Good," I said while I smirked.

We all got dressed and head to Sammy house in my black mustang. I knocked on Sammy's front door.

"Rozu-chan! We're here!" I yelled so she can her me.

Hey peoples! Hope you enjoy it please R and R!

~Judethehedgehog