You know, comments would be nice... Or I could just give you cupcakes...
Made by Zoro...You see how serious I am.
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The damage to the kitchen was superficial despite losing half the meat, vegetables, and fruits. No one was seriously hurt, except for Usopp who was currently being used as fish bait by Zoro. Nami slept through the whole affair, Chopper was trying to teach himself how to navigate the Merry, and Luffy was wrapping himself up in most of the bandages.
Despite being severely heartbroken about his kitchen Sanji decided to give the workout thing a try. What was the point of taking this bet if he couldn't show the fire-starting asshole that he could do a punch of benchpresses?
I wonder if I should warm up first? Nah. What's the worst that can happen but pulling a hamstring? Sanji thought as he gripped onto a giant dumbbell and grunted to lift it. It took some effort and did put quite a strain on his legs. Maybe I should lift with my back, instead?
Switching to that tactic actually made it easier to life the dumbbell...for ten minutes. When bending over to put the weight down Sanji had a sharp crack. At first he couldn't register where it had come from, then as the pain washed over him he realized: it was his back.
"Holy HELL! IT HURTS!" He screamed as he tried to stand up straight which only resulted in my jolting pain. As of know Sanji could not unbend himself and could only look between his legs.
"I need a doctor!" Only too late did he realize what he just said.
"Who said DOCTOR!? I'm an amazing doctor, I'll fix you right up!"
From between his legs Sanji saw Luffy bounding toward on his rubbery legs covered in most of the medical bandages. He wore a this-will-be-fun-and-hurt-alot smile stretched across his face. With not much speed Sanji tried to hobble away, but Luffy stretched out his foot and plopped right in front of him.
"Boy Sanji, you look worse than usual, which is saying a lot." Luffy smiled as he started pulling out a multitude of sharp objects from the first aid kid. "Don't worry, where's the wound and I'll sew it up with the pointy needle. Jab, jab, point, point, hahahaha!"
Seeing that there was no escape Sanji quickly stammered out, "W-wait, no! NO! It's no wound! M-my back. It's my b-back, okay?"
Luffy stopped with the needle and took note of Sanji's posture. "OH! Well all we have to do is bend you back up. Easy isn't it? Come on, let's get you healed!" He proclaimed as he went behind Sanji, leaned over, and took his shoulders. "READY?"
"NO!"
"Count of three! One...THREE!"
"AAIIIEEE!"
Meanwhile, Nami was glancing over Usopp's various slingshot bearings deciding which one would hurt more. She didn't really want to play this switching game, but seeing a perfect chance to hurt Zoro and remind him of his money debt seemed like too good an option to pass up.
"Let's see. No, no, no, YES. This one is extremely heavy and that red flare possibly means it's explosive. Nice. Now that ass we cough up the money he owes me..." She said with flaring eyes as she marched out onto the deck and took aim at the back of Zoro's head.
Pulling back the bearing in the sling she whispered, "I don't like being stiffed. Eat lead." When a smooth motion she let the bearing go and it hit Zoro squarely in the back of the head and blew up. "Booyah! Oh Yeah! Pay me my money prick unless you want another!"
Rubbing his head madly Zoro glanced into the water and exclaimed, "You made me drop the fishing rod!"
Nami huffed, not liking the way he was ignoring her jibes. "So? Get another one."
"I would, but the idiot was one the other end of it."
"You mean"
"Pretty much."
"HELP! CAPTAIN USOPP ORDERS RESCUE! NOW!"
Looks like the boat will have to be turned back around. By Chopper.
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No pressure Chopper. Just don't sink the boat or hit Usopp with it.
