Hello! After a long day of school this should turn your frown upside down! Since I'm SUPER NICE guest are going to be on here too. 6 GUESTS!
Special guest that are guest: Calm Core and Co and Maria Mills and my friends Ricardo and Marcus
"TheComingofEoic put that there because she has 5 assignments to do. And one day she had 7 assignments and that means one for each subject. Her bookbag can smack the skin off of you so watch out."
Me: NOT TRUE! If it wasn't for me being a strong person my bookbag would have been carrying ME!
"You're just like Cole the only difference is that your hair and eyes are brown. Also you're a girl! So you might as well be Nicole!"
Me: I'm like Cole, I admit that but YOU SIR might as well be Garmadon. Plus we have a ninja to introduce.
"Fine just don't go Cole fangirl on me!"
This ninja can put up a fight and control his anger. According to his 'father' he's his to TCoE he's like Adam, Bree, and Chase from Lab Rats and he has COOL powers. He's also very special and his famous quote quote 'You grind my gears'. GIVE IT US FOR ZANE!
Zane fans: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH! WE LOVE YOU! LORD RAINBOW DASH!
Zane: Pinkie Pie.
Zane Fans: *Faint*
Me: Hey there Zane! We're here because you are famous on many levels! Jay is here because SOME WORKER was being a troll.
" I hope you know that this channel is called Epic Productions but look at our picture!"
Me: Is there something wrong with facepalming?
"Yes. This is so ridiculous that by the time they finish reading this chapter their hands and faces would be as red as..."
Audience: KAI'S NINJA SUIT!
Me: Anyway we have 4 MORE GUEST! Calm Core and Co, Maria Mills, Ricardo, and Marcus!
"Ricardo and Marcus work here and THEY get to be introduced? WHAT ABOUT ME?
Me: You where. JayAndNya4ever came in and I literally told her that YOU ARE A JERK!"
"Thanks for loving and caring about me! RICK!"
Me: DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT NAME! Until we play today's game. So how are our 6 guest doing?
Jay: SHOCKING!
Zane: COOL!
CCC: HOT!
MM: CHILLIN LIKE A VILLAIN!
Marcus: I'm fine because I love to rhyme!
Ricardo: HEY! I don't have any rhymes! That's just suckish!
Me: Anyway let's interview you guys! Since we saw Jay's bloopers, let's see Zane's!
Episode 2 The Golden Weapon
Sensei Wu: Zane is the white ninja! Master of blacks!
Me: WHAT!
"HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Zane: Why did you fall for that Sensei? That's is clearly racist and offence to Cole!
Cole: *tackles Zane* Take that back!
Me: OFFENSIVE!
Cole: *High-fives me* I know right!
Episode 2 Flashback of Sensei finding Zane
Zane: Excuse me.
Sensei Wu: *drinks tea*
Zane: EXCUSE me."
Sensei: *drinks tea*
Zane: EXCUSE ME!
Sensei: Yes young one?
Zane: Are you a stalker?
Sensei: Well yes but...
Zane: YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
Me: Maybe we shouldn't have dialogue in this scene.
Marcus: I agree. Plus Zane's going to be at other studios like the Helen Show and Mom's Kitchen!
Ricardo: NO DIALOGUE! Kids are going to be thinking that someone is stalking them!
Episode 7
Cole: Zane what's wrong?
Zane: THEY CUT THE CHEESE!
TAKE 2
Cole,Jay and Kai,: YOU'RE A BRONY?
Zane: YOU DO THE PONY POKEY!
TAKE 3
Kai: Zane what's wrong?
Zane: My brothers, I am your mother and father!
Kai, Cole, Jay: O.O" ." O.O"
Zane: Would you like some proof...
Kai: NO! Just no just 'MAD' everything's fine.
Cole: Can I be disturbed now?
Jay: Guys I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO BE SICK!
Ricardo: Let's say Zane is a robot.
Marcus and me: We agree. (That rhymes! DON'T TELL RICARDO!)
Behind The Scenes
Zane: I have to make sure I look crazy enough for this episode.
Kai: What episode?
Zane: DUH! I'm in the mental hospital with Nicki Minaj wanna-bes and you guys come and try to get me out.
Kai: Oh and we should just have a musical because of all the songs.
Zane: True.
Kai: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo wanna get some cake. You can get fatter with me! Also we can get hot dogs.
Zane: Why would I 'ketchp' with you?!
Everyone in the studio: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO That was so bad!
Cole and Jay: Zane, that was horrible.
Back To The Show
"I remember those things happening! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIDICULOUS!"
Me: So CCC and MM, would you like to play a game with us?
CCC: Sure! Why not?
MM: I guess so.
"Pick from the hat of mystery!" DRUMROLL PLEASE! WHEEL OF TORTURE WHEEL OF TORTURE PLEASE LET THE GAME COME!
Me: TRUTH OR DARE!
"You guys suck for picking that game! Torture is AWESOME!"
Everyone: BUT NOT EPIC!
TRUTH OF DARE!
Me: WELCOME FRIENDS AND FAMILY! ENJOY THIS GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE!
Jay: How does it work?
"Well you see idiot, that there's a wheel there and all over it are the words truth and dare. For example I spin the wheel. OH AND IT LANDED ON DARE! TCoE I DARE YOU TO TELL THE STORY ABOUT RICK!"
Me: Jerk and FINE!
The Story of 'Rick'
Key: Ashley= me
Ashley was sick sadly but she didn't know she had the flu. She coughed and sneezed a lot. Then ot got so bad that, she sounded like she was half girl and half boy. She wanted her high-pitched voice back because she sounded like her mother (True Fact: when my mom talks to someone normally it sounds like she's yelling and my voice is higher so if I talk to loud it'll sound like I'm screaming). Ashley was forced to go to school with voice cracks and with her half Cole and regular voice. But Melissa (I have MORE friends than you could imagine) said that she liked MY HIGH PITCHED COLE VOICE BETTER THAN HER REAL ONE. So she called Ashley 'Rick.' Soon ALL of Ashley's classmates starting calling her Rick but she didn't care. When it came to the nickname her friend name Kyle LOVED it! Then one day after school Ashley was watching Spongebob and the Fry Cook Games came on. She LOVED that episode because of Patrick's lines. But she LAUGHED when Spongebob erased the 'Pat' part of his name and left 'Rick'.
"MY NAME'S...NOT...RICK!" Is what Patrick yelled. Ashley LOVED that part SO MUCH that she told KYLE AND THEY KEPT ON REPEATING IT. On Friday there was a half a day so Christmas break could start Ashley went to Kyle at his locker to tell him great news.
"Say goodbye to Rick!" Ashley told him.
"NOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL MISS RICK! I'M GOING TO GET YOU SICK AGAIN!" Kyle said while laughing. Ashley lost the flu over the break!
YAY!
Then her mom got it.
WHOOSH!
Even her puppy got it.
RICK DISEASE!
"THAT STORY GETS ME EVERYTIME"
Me: Luckily my house is disease free!
Jay: I'm not going to lie that was funny! So are we going to be on teams?
Me: YEP! Zane and Jay, CCC and MM, Marcus and Ricardo! Those are the teams.
"I'll be here being the troll that's my talent!"
Me: Team Jane! You're up first!
Zane: It landed on truth.
Me: Pick a Team!
Jay: Ricardo, is it true that you ate 10 pizzas in a day?
Ricardo: They had my name on them!
Me: Team MCMCC! Spin the wheel!
MM: DARE!
CCC: Jay, I dare you to lick the announcer!
"HECK NO! NO NO NO! UGHHHHHHHHHHM! I'LL NEED TO DIP MYSELF IN GERM KILLERS NOW!
Me: Team Ruckus! GO!
Marcus: Dare! Wait none of us have a 'k' in our name!
Ricardo: Zane, I dare you to pull your pants down in the spot light and make the light reflect off your butt!
Zane: FINE! * shows butt* anyone want a spot light dance.
Me: Best. Full. Moon. EVER! It shines like diamond! Now back to team Jane! This is our order! Well 'k' for whatever. LET'S PLAY!
Jay: DARE!
Zane: Marcus I dare you to put ketchup on the announcer's buns!
"Thanks Zane I really need ketchup on my burger."
Zane: You're welcome! I hope it helps since it's cheese.
CCC: MARCUS WRONG BUNS!
Marcus: Oops! Well at least you can dip your burger in and...
"I'll get you in your sleep."
Marcus: You don't know where I live.
"True, I get back at you though."
More TRUTH or DARING LATER
7MM: That. Was, AWESOME!
Ricardo: Who know Truth or Dare would go that far.
Jay: This was a good day.
Me: You're right my friends and guest!
Zane: I'll LOVE to come back here!
CCC: Worth my time!
Marcus: So, are we going to have guest for tomorrows show?
Me: Yeah tomorrow show will be on 'fire' and have 'Kirby Morrow' so come tomorrow!
Everyone: WE WILL!
"I'm forced to be here."
Me: OH WELL! HAVE A GREAT DAY GUYS!
Aren't we SO HAPPY?! Questions!
Who do you think is Kirby Morrow? IT'S OBVIOUS!
What was your favorite take in Zane's Bloopers?
IMPORTANT NOTICE! 6 MORE DAYS UNTIL SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY ON THIS SITE! GUESS WHO IT Is. :3
Bye watchers and fans!
