Lil's raspy and cancerous laughter pierced Early's ears as he continuously blinked his to stop the sun from blinding him. Laughter was filling room beyond the wall that he slept on but it wasn't only Lil and Rusty's voice. Yawning, Early placed his gun against the wall and walked through the door. Early's jaw nearly dropped at what he saw. The same damn woman who almost stole his shot gun and busted up his nose was sitting on his chair next to Lil, laughing and talking, except she wasn't in her pajamas this time, she wore a black spaghetti strap with a bleached jeans and pair of black heels. Her hair was let down and was black with dark red highlights. It came down to her shoulders and was curled up at the ends. Her makeup wasn't piled on like Lil's, but she did wear some though. Her eye shadow was dark purple and her lips wore no lipstick, only glitter lip gloss. She smiled a little when she saw Early walk through the door.

"Well...look what the Sheriff dragged in..." Lil said, looking at her brother then throwing her head back and laughing. Feeling his anger burning in his veins, Early clenched his hands in fist and stomped over to to where Lil was sitting. "What in the HELL is that thang doin here?!"

"EARLY!" Lil shouted, shooting him an evil glare. "This here is our new neighbor, Miss Chante'. She say y'all got into a little rumble last night...that true Early...?" Lil asked, resting her chin hand. Early shoved his hands in his pockets gave his sister a cold stare.

"Dayum dogs tearin' up the yard..." He mumbled.

Lil stared at her brother for a minute, then sucked her teeth and waved her hand. "There ain't no dayum yard to 'tear up!" She yelled, setting her attention to the woman across from her. "My brother is just the biggest fool sometimes...don't mind him though...he shouldn't be givin' ya'll any more trouble..." Lil then turned her attention back to her brother. "Best mind yer manners, Early boy...or Miss Chante' might take back her generous offerin'..." She warned with a smirk, pointing at their old wooden dining room table witch held up plates of fresh fried chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, grits, biscuits, corn, and peach cobbler. Early was so angry that he mustn't of noticed it when he first walked in.

"Eh...I do admit I over reacted a 'lil bit last night...I shoulda kept them dawgs on a leash...but my baby gal told me how yo boy helped her all yesterday...and well...if ya'll okay with my baby...then...ya'll are okay with me...plus we are new and I figure we need sum sorta friends 'round here..." She said with a small smile revealing a cute little gap between her two front teeth.

After seeing all the food sitting on the table, Early's stomach began to grumble loudly. He quickly folded his arms and stuck up his nose. "Hmm...well... s'long as ya'll keep those mutts on sum leashes...then I reckon...we'll be okay..."

Clasping her hands together, Lil smiled revealing her yellow smoker's teeth. "Well...since that's taken care of...Early...I done told Miss Chante' how yer CEO at Dan Halen industries...since she new here...hows 'bout you put in a good werd fer her down there...?

With that, Early stomped his foot down and pointed his finger in Lil's face. "Hell NO! Just cuz she bring us a 'lil bit of food, you think I'ma-

"EARLY!" Lil shouted standing up. "Can you 'scuse us for a sec...?" Lil said with a wide fake smile as she grabbed Early by the arm and dug her pink manicured fingers into his arm and dragged him across the room.

"Oww!" Early yelped.

"Shut up!" Lil whispered loudly grabbing her brother by the shirt collar and poked her finger into his collar bone. "Nah you listen to me and you listen good! I swear to Gawd above if you screw this up fer us I will kill you! Do you hear me? And I don't mean crack you 'till yer sore, I mean KILL you! Nah this here woman done say that we can come over fer dinner time and time 'gain and I dunno 'bout you but I DON'T wanna eat mud the rest of my life! Nah you get this here woman a duyam job and you do it right quick or so help me Early Cuyler this day will be the last day you will ever see!"

Gritting his teeth, Early pulled away Lil with a huff and slowly walked over where Chante' sat.

"I reckon...I could...put in a good werd fer ya...maybe..." He mumbled, shoving his hands into his pockets. Smiling, Chante' stood and held her hand toward Early.

"Thank ya kindly, Mr. Cuyler..." She said with a kind smile, but still kept her "attitude" expression on her face. Looking down at her hand, then back up at her, Early turned around and walked over to the table and sat down. "Lil!" Early shouted. "Fetch me my dinin' attire..."

"Fetch it yerself ya lazy bastard!" Lil said, standing beside Chante'. She turned and smiled at the woman. "Early will take you in tomorrow when he leaves fer work in the mornin'...he'll drive..."

"The hell I will! Gas cost money!"

"Shut yer dayum mouth, dumbass!" Lil snapped, quickly turning around and smiling nervously at Chante' who stood there with a smirk on her face. "Hehehe...he's just funin' with ya, hon...did anyone ever tell you that you have GEORGOUS hair, ya know I used to do hair myself, what you put yours?" Lil asked trying to keep conversation with Chante'.

"Hmm...I used to do hair back in Atlanta...I used the products from the store...I have sum if you want to-

"Oh I'd love to, darlin'! Anytime you wanna come over her and bring a plate of hot food and sum hair products and we'll have ourselves a hair doin' party, just the two of us, you and me, girl!" Lil exclaimed resting her hands on Chante's shoulders. It took a minute for Chante's to catch on to Lil's little game. She looked around the shack to see that all they had were a few blankets, some buckets of mud next to a small oven, a small broken television set, and the rickedy old table that Early was sitting at stuffing his face. She knew what it was like having to raise a child with nothing.

Sighing, Chante' smiled a little and pulled away from Lil's grasp. "Yeah..we'll do that sometime...listen...I gotta get goin' nah...I'll see ya'll later..."

"Okay..." Lil said, trying to smile brightly. "If ya'll need anythang...just come on over...tell yer daughter that she is welcome here anytime to see Russell..."

Walking over to where Early was eating, Chante' stood beside Early who had his eyes closed as he gnawed on a chicken leg. She leant down beside him so that her mouth was near his ear.

"And I hope I get ta see more of you there, Mr. Cuyler..." She whispered, causing him to choke on his chicken. He quickly looked up at the woman who stood above him smiling. He watched as she turned around and walked out the front door, keeping his eyes on her plump bottom. Sucking the bits of chicken that got caught in his teeth he set his attention back on his plate.

"I give her 'bout three days..." He grumbled, taking a spoon full of grits and shoving them into his mouth.

"Three days fer what?" Lil asked in a agrivated tone as she walked over to the televsion set and turned the knob.

"'Till she fall head over heels fer me...it's bound ta happen, Lil...I just have that thang that women want is all...I ain't ashamed...feel bad though...don't feel nothin' fer her..."

A few seconds passed, then Lil burst out into laughter that caused black smoke to come out of her mouth. The laughter soon turned into gasping coughs, making Early a little angry.

"And just what in the hell are you laughin' at?" He demanded.

"Hahah...Early that woman is from the city! She don't want to flee bittin', scrawny, good fer nothin', 5 foot 9, redneck squid! Hahaha! Hell she probably don't even want you fer a neighbor!" Lil laughed. "Plus she ain't white or fat as hell!"

Early just continued to chew his food as Lil continued her laughter. He stared at his plate that was now reaching the bottom. "Don't matter anyhow...I don't like them types a women...too...loud...but I do admit...she do have a great ass..."

Just some fun I wanted to have with the squidbillies, tell me what you think, :D