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Peter: Ahh so this is the future……
Lois: Peter, for the last time this is NOT the future!
Stewy: Oh dear god, this is the dang beginning of time… I bet they don't even have weapons!
Meg: Hmm, I guess I screwed up….
Stewy: OF course you screwed up you worthless dim-witted girl.
Chris: Dad, I wanna go home!
Peter: I love the future…..
Brian: Ok… two things, first off, Peter shut the heck up. Second, there's a store over there, so we can get the materials we need and we can be off to the FUTURE.
Peter: You think they have beer in the "store"?
Brian: Maybe Peter, Maybe…..
Peter: I like the store………..
Lois: Alright can we move on already?!? God this script is so dense…..
A FEW MINUTES LATER AT THE "STORE"
Storekeeper: Hello, folks how can I help you?
Lois: Hmm let's see, what kind of supplies do you have?
Storekeeper: I'm sorry I only opened the store a few seconds ago…..
Lois: Oh so you have absolutely nothing…?
Storekeeper: No, no, no!
Lois: Then what do you have?
Storekeeper: Nothing!
Brian: OK moving on……
Meg: Ok this is really boring…. I'm going to go work on the time machine….
Brian: NOW we can move on….
Peter: Hey look a McDonalds!
Chris: YAY, I want seven double cheese burgers and some beer, I mean coke!
Peter: CHRIS! You have…. BEER?!? Where, where, WHERE!
Chris: No dad I was… joking?
Lois: Hey. I just noticed something! WE DON'T HAVE ANY FREAKING MONEY!
Everyone (besides Meg): OHHHH!
Bombdotcominvietnam: ALRIGHTY THEN, will the Griffins ever get out of the past…. And the most shocking question…. If this is supposed to be the FAMILY GUY future why are they in the past????? Find all this out in the next exciting episode of FAMILY GUY FUTURE©!!! ( But if you want the next episode please REVIEW!!!!!!)
