I must say that at least 60% will agree to this parody. xD Fun Fact: Once when my friend and I were walking home during a really hot day, we sung the song, and at the exact moment we emerged from a row of bushes and came in front a whole group of people, my friend sang with so much passion, "I WILL BE VOMITING ON THE GROOOUND!" It would be an understatement to say we received a few stares. Anyway, enjoy!
Anna:
People are running, so's that whore!
I didn't know they did that anymore
Why are people running at 6:00 am?
For years I've sat on this chair,
Couldn't even be bothered to brush my hair
Why do people suddenly care?
I'll be running with real life people
It'll be totally strange
I can't even be bothered getting changed!
'Cause for the first time in forever
I will be running round and round
For the first time in forever
I will be vomiting on the ground
I'm feeling either gassy or queasy
But I'm definitely in that zone
'Cause for the first time in forever
At least I will get toned
"I do not want to run!"
"Speaking of donuts, I want one."
Imagine me running down the stairs
I'm totally tired but no one cares
A picture of a walrus with retarded grace
Suddenly I see it laying there
Brown and creamy, expensive and rare
I WANNA STUFF THE CHOCOLATE IN MY FACEEE
I will sneak around all evening
Taking food up to my room
AND HIDE AND EAT IN MY BLANKETS LIKE A CACOOOON
For the first time in forever
My fat will jiggle all around
For the first time in forever
I will plummet to the ground
And I know it's totally crazy
To keep repeating ALLONSY
But for the first time in forever
I will do some P.E.
Elsa:
Don't let them in, don't let them see
My sister doing P.E.
Conceal, don't giggle
AT HER FAT JIGGLE
Don't let them in to see her eat some pickles
Elsa: But it's only for today
Anna: Only for today
Elsa: They will all laugh
Anna: AT LEAST I WILL TRY
Elsa: Tell the guards to start- THE RACE.
Anna: *gulp* THE RACE!
Anna: For the first time in forever
Elsa: Don't let them laugh, don't watch her P.E.
Anna: I'm getting haunted by the crowd
Elsa: Be the good girl you always have to be
Anna: A chance to change my fitness levels
Elsa: Conceal.
Anna: A chance to make people "proud"?
Elsa: Conceal, don't feel, don't even laugh
Anna:
And I know it will all end soon
Come on I NEED A DRINK TO HEAL MY THIRST
'Cause for the first time in forever
Yeah, for the first time in forever
I WILL BECOME FIRSSST!
Wait, what?
