AHAHA I FREAKING LOVE MEGATRON. My favorite of him is actually Bayverse Megs, but him and TFP Megs are pretty much the same... and this is waaaaaay more fun to imagine in Frank Welker's voice. (Sorry, Hugo Weaving, but... XD)
Go on. IMAGINE THE RAINBOW - errr, I mean, IMAGINE THE WELKER.
No voting for this chap. I'm saving it for next one, because after next one there must be much order.
I'm pretty much ending them with a rhyming "Valentine" couplet, but I decided to switch things up a bit at the end. Speaking of which, I find the ending kind of funny, 'cause it would be totally like him. You'll see what I mean...
This one is a bit dirty, but there's nothing explicit, so don't blame me for your Megsie-lovin' nightmares! :D
TO: (Reader)
FROM: Megatron
Let me just say one thing before this begins:
I'd rather be anywhere else except doing this
You're my mate, and that's sacred; perfect and true
But you're also a human, so guess who tops who?
I'm larger than you, and better in every way
And yet without you, my mood would be gray
I don't know why you're here, or what you have to gain
Being with your enemies who cause you such pain
There's a kind of simple beauty to you being loyal
It empowers me more, down to my copper-foil
You won't betray me - more than I'd say for some
Whenever I see you, it's like my spark hums
Now that I've done all this work, all of this writing
To my berth we shall go; tonight, you best be inviting
I've thought quite a bit about these words and these rhymes
Yeeesss... so now, won't you be my "Valentine"?
I've spent so much time writing you this short poem
And may Primus help you if your answer is no.
-Megatron
Fufufufu~ how do you like that, he doesn't even say "love, Megatron." It's all... "you already know who this is from, so just get in the bed. It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes."
... Whoops. I seem to have accidentally replaced his romantic rendering of that line with a rather blatant song reference. MAH BAD.
Hope you guys like! TFA Prowl is up next.
Thanks for reading! ^^
