Facebook Laughs Chapter 3

A/N- I am soooooooooo sorry i haven't updated! School was hectic, and i had this chapter written, but i never got around to uploading as my dancing interfered! My apologies! So, here you go!

Kurt Hummel- It extremely pains me to say this... But... UGH I CAN'T!

Blaine Anderson- come on darling :) you know you can.
Kurt Hummel- ... I enjoy making out with a picture of Harry Potter. There!
Blaine Anderson- see? You did it Kurt! Let's break out into song and dance!
Kurt Hummel- ... No.

Rachel Puckleberry- like my new last name?

Puckel Puckerman- yes. Hate my new first name? Yes.
Rachel Puckleberry- aww Noah it isn't that bad...
Puckel Puckerman- Rach. Seriously.
Rachel Puckleberry- well... Okay... Maybe it's a little bit stupid...
Puckel Puckerman- thank you!

Mercedes Jones- dammit! The cafeteria RAN OUT OF TOTS. THIS CHOCOLATE THUNDER NEEDS HER TOTS!
Kurt Hummel- alright bbg, I will buy you some.
Mercedes Jones- thank the angel that is Kurt.
Blaine Anderson- I wouldn't say Kurt's an angel... ;)
Santana Lopez- Wanky :D
Jacob Ben-Israel- pictures? :)
Blaine Anderson- oh jacob. There are so many things wrong with you...

Brittany S. Pierce- is preggnat again. The stork is back! And I took a test. I got an B for baby!
Artie Abrams- sweetie, we need to talk. Soon.
Brittany S. Pierce- can we name it Rainbow?
Santana Lopez- go to Artie's house B. He can help you.
Emma Pillsbury-Howell- Brittany, I've scheduled an appointment for you tomorrow when school starts.
Noah Puckleberry- NOT A REAL PYSCHIATRIST!
Finn Hudson- dude. calm yourself.

Rachel Puckleberry- STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK IT!
Noah Puckleberry- Rach? Are you feeling alright?

Rachel Puckleberry- I've been hacked...

Rachel Hudson- I LOVE FINN!
Rachel Puckleberry- who the heck made an account named that?
Finn Hudson- ...
Rachel Puckleberry- Finn.
Quinn Fabray- get.
Noah Puckleberry- over.
Rachel Puckleberry- me.
Artie Abrams- preach.

Finn Hudson- has been diagnosed with severe depression. Until Finn gets better, which I highly doubt, he is banned from social networking. - Carole

Rachel Berry- guess what?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- besides the fact that Puckleberry was confusing so we had to change it back, what else do you have to say?
Rachel Berry- Quinn?
Quinn Fabray- oh yeah :)
Rachel Berry- H
Quinn Fabray- O
Rachel Berry- N
Quinn Fabray- O
Rachel Berry- U
Quinn Fabray- R
Rachel Berry- R
Quinn Fabray- O
Rachel Berry- L
Quinn Fabray- L
Rachel Berry- !
Quinn Fabray- :)
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- well that was a lot of notifications I didn't need...

Santana Lopez- I is needing some loving :(
Brittany has Wheels, Tina has Mike, RuPaul has Puckerman, Kurt has Blaine, Q has Fish Lips, who do I have?
Jacob Ben Israel- me ;)
Santana Lopez- eww get a life Jew Fro!

Carole Hudson-Hummel- Hello :)
Kurt Hummel- oh Carole, Finn is gone, so WHY?