Oh no, thought Mikuo, Tei will surely kill whoever shows affection towards Len, or vice versa! Mikuo was right, sadly. Tei had a tendency to kill, yet she always got off. Never once had she went to jail, or even gotten arrested for that matter. I think her total was about three murders by that point.
Mikuo scrambled up into the window that was lying overhead. He plopped onto the living room couch, and everyone stopped talking to look at him. "Everyone!" He started to speak when the door began to open.
"Who would just barge in here?" Miku put her hands on her hips and furrowed her brows.
"Len!?" Tei ran into the living room holding a cucumber. She had a devious grin on her face. "Ah, there you are, Len."
"Umm," Len began to sweat profusely and he got very shaky, "Tei, I didn't know you would be here."
Leon whispered to Mikuo, "Why did you invite this crazy chick? She may have goddess-like looks, but she's out for blood!"
"I didn't invite her!" Mikuo whispered back. "She must have followed Len and Rin here!"
"Len, my love, care to dance?" Tei offered her hand.
"But, there isn't any music playing…" Len gave a glance to Gumi who was staring wide-eyed the entire time.
Then, Gumi snapped out of shock. "Len, who is this little hussy?"
Everyone let out a small gasp that Gumi dared to challenge Tei. They could all feel the connection between Gumi and Len, but every girl who has ever liked Len had to accept that Tei would kill them if they got too close. Tei only glared at Gumi.
"Gumi, allow me to introduce to Tei," Len was then interrupted by Tei.
"I'm his girlfriend!" Tei sneered at Gumi and wrinkled her nose.
"G-G-Girlfriend!?" Gumi had a pleading look on her face and glanced over to Len.
"Well, you see, we're not really dating." Len didn't want to cause a fight, but he didn't want to ward off Gumi either. He did fancy Gumi quite a lot.
"NOT DATING!?" Tei offensively lifted her cucumber.
Gumi was then struck with a wonderful idea. She whispered something to Len. Len looked like he was about to pass out. He was as white as a sheet. Nonetheless, Gumi still followed through with her plan. "Len isn't dating you because he's dating me!" Gumi held her nose proudly in the air.
This time, everyone loudly gasped, and some even covered their mouths with their hands. They all knew how awkward Gumi was with boys, and now she was pretending to be Len's girlfriend to try and drive away a crazy psychopath.
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY LEN!" Tei raised her cucumber higher and lunged at Gumi.
"Back, you foul beast!" Gumi pulled out a carrot and the two "sword" fought for a little bit. Then, all at once, both of their weapons flew out of their hands. Gumi sadly looked down at the carrot that was once in her grasp. Tei had a huge, evil smile on her face. She reached somewhere, it seemed as though thin air, and pulled out another cucumber. Gumi yelled and started running with Tei close after.
"Gumi!" Len called as he followed behind Tei.
"LEN, MY DEAR BROTHER!" Rin screamed and joined in on the chase.
"Mikuo," Miku ran up to him, "it's your fault this is happening. Get rid of Tei and save Gumi!"
Mikuo said nothing but nodded. He then got up and chased after Rin, Len, Tei, and Gumi.
"Luka," Miku looked up to her, "please try and save this party! It didn't even really start yet!"
"Oh, of course, Miku!" Luka turned on some back ground music to tone-out the sounds that were being made by the pursuit.
Mikuo knew what he had to do. Even though he was hurt that Gumi could just leave him for Len, he still had to save her. He knew that there was only one option. He had to get Tei's attention away from Gumi, which meant he needed to put himself out there. He needed to show Tei that Len didn't love Gumi.
There he was, standing in front of the door. First, Gumi ran by. Mikuo grabbed her arm and whispered in her ear. She only could make out two words, "kiss" and "you." Gumi nodded because she knew it must be done.
Tei ran by next and saw Gumi just standing next to Len. "I'll kill you, you pesky rodent!"
Before Tei could do anything, Len ran into the room. "Stop, Tei! You don't understand! I don't love you or Gumi!"
"Don't be ridiculous, Len" Tei shook her head.
Before she could finish her thought, however, Mikuo made his way over to Len. Mikuo took a deep breath, put his hands around Len's head, looked straight into eyes, and then went in for a kiss. It was quite passionate.
At first, Len groaned in horror. Then he understood where Mikuo was coming from and started to kiss back. Gumi's and Tei's jaws almost hit the floor.
"I can't believe this, Mikuo!" Gumi stomped her foot on the ground. "I thought you said you were going to kiss me!"
Mikuo stopped with his kiss for a second and looked to Gumi, "I said 'I'm going to have to kiss Len to save you.'" Gumi still had an upset look on her face. Mikuo went back to his French kiss which was getting quite "handsy."
Rin ran in at that moment. She stopped in her tracks and, without saying a word, turned around and left the room.
Tei blinked a few times then she spoke, "Gumi, you're off the hook. You, Mikuo, however, are not!" Tei charged at Mikuo to start the chase anew. This time, though, it only included Tei and Mikuo.
Len had a noticeable smile when he walked back into the living room. Gumi looked enraged with fury. "Why are you so happy about your kiss?" Gumi asked Len.
"Well, this may be surprising, but that was my first kiss." Len beamed with happiness.
"Well, I didn't know you swung that way." Gumi glared at him.
"It wasn't like a REAL kiss." He knew this looked bad for him. "We had to do it so Tei wouldn't kill us. It didn't mean anything."
"But you still kissed him and you still enjoyed it." Gumi felt a sort of knot in her stomach.
"I didn't know a kiss could be so empowering." Len just couldn't seem to hide his joy. "Even though I really only see Mikuo as a friend, it was still…I don't know. He must just be a really good kisser!"
"Listen to yourself." Gumi was very unsure about her feelings for Len. "You just called Mikuo a good kisser. Not that I would know anything about kissing, but still. If you really think he's a good kisser, then why don't you kiss him all day long?"
"Gumi," Len looked at her with wide eyes, "are you jealous?"
"I uh, no!" Gumi looked away from him.
"If I was gay, which I'm not, that still wouldn't give you the right to tell me if I'm allowed to like a kiss or not." Len gently grabbed her face with his hands and aimed it towards him so they were looking eye-to-eye.
"I know…" She fought to look away from him.
"Trust me though," he smiled, "I think I'll stick to kissing girls now." Gumi looked back at him with a longing look in her eyes. Len continued, "and you know, I'll need someone to practice on!"
"LEN!" Gumi smacked him off of herself and turned away.
"Gumi," Len put his hand on her shoulder, "You said yourself that you didn't have your first kiss yet, and I didn't have a real one either. It would just be two friends getting their first kiss out of the way. Of course, if we like it, we can kiss more and more and more!"
"Len, you're such a pig." Gumi stormed out. She was still mad about him kissing Mikuo, and now he was asking her to kiss him? She flashed him the middle finger and went into the kitchen with Miku and Luka.
Meanwhile, Mikuo was still running for his life, but he had an idea. "Tei, you know, you're a very beautiful girl." He stopped running, and so did she. He tried to act very confident as he walked up to her.
"Thanks." She gave him a wary look.
"If you just cut your hair shorter, I would totally bang you." He put his hand on her shoulder, and she looked at him. He could tell that Tei wasn't going to kill him, at least, not at that second.
Tei got a confused look on her face, "Why do I have to cut it short? I take pride in my long, gray hair."
"Well," Mikuo thought for a second, "you know, it's kind of a fetish I have."
"Oh, I know a lot about fetishes." Tei smiled, "I have one, too."
Mikuo saw he was getting somewhere, "Tell me about this fetish, and maybe we can work something out together."
"Well," she paused for a moment, "it's traffic lights. They just get me so hot. The way they change from red to yellow to green. It's like a bunch of different personalities in one. Much like me."
"Oh…" Mikuo smirked, "You'll never believe this, but I actually have a traffic light in my room. I'm not even lying."
Tei saw where this was going, "Could you…show me?"
Mikuo hesitated. He REALLY wanted to greet Defoko when she came. But, he also really wanted to get it in with Tei. Then, all at once, he got a text from Defoko that read "Ugh. Momo had to stop somewhere. Like idek. It will probably be a while until I'm there. Momo's so annoying. Sorry."
Mikuo smiled and grabbed Tei's hand. "I'll show you my traffic light, only if you cut your hair."
"We'll see." Tei willingly went with Mikuo.
Mikuo grabbed some scissors as he ran up to his room. "Make yourself at home."
"Show me the traffic light first." Tei looked around frantically.
"It's right here." Mikuo walked up next to it.
Tei's eyes lit up, "…Turn it on."
"Cut your hair." Mikuo offered to scissors.
Tei looked down at the scissors, then back up to Mikuo. "Can-can you cut it?"
Mikuo pretty much came right then and there, "Why-why certainly!"
"I trust you. Well, actually, I trust that we'll have a good time after this." Tei sat on his bed and closed her eyes, "I don't like to be disappointed, Mikuo,"
Mikuo's fingers tingled as he made the first snip, "Of course not, Tei. I wouldn't dream of disappointing you." He chopped off the rest of Tei's locks. "You look damn sexy right now."
"I could tell." She smirked.
"What do you mean?" Mikuo couldn't keep his eyes off of her lovely new 'do.
Tei giggled to herself a little, "Just look at your obvious boner. You're small."
"HEY!" Mikuo lunged on top of her.
Tei easily flipped him off of herself. "Turn off the main lights, turn on the traffic light, and let's make love."
Although you would never know it, Mikuo actually has had his fair share in the bedroom. He never really bragged about it though. Tei was no virgin either. Mikuo thought of Defoko for a second, "Let's make this as quick as possible."
"Of course," Tei said as she pulled Mikuo in.
I don't want to go into details, but let's just say that Tei and Mikuo had a good time. A VERY good time. After their "time" was over, they both drifted off to sleep.
A few guests arrived while Mikuo and Tei were taking their nap. Oliver, Piko, Miki, and SeeU were the Vocaloids that arrived. Nitomi and Mino were the Utauloids.
After a while, probably about thirty minutes, Mikuo was awakened by a loud knock on the front door. Defoko! He thought. Defoko had a very peculiar knock that was unmistakable. Mikuo quickly got dressed and woke up Tei. Tei scrambled for her clothes as well. They both ran down the steps at the same time.
"I really should go. But hey, thanks for a great party, Mikuo." Tei gave Mikuo one last kiss then she ran out the door in which Defoko, Teto, and Momo were standing.
"Hello, Mikuo!" Momo gave Mikuo a big hug. "I'm sorry I took time away from you and Defoko!" She winked and ran away.
"I don't even know what she had to do." Defoko was never very enthusiastic and, in fact, was a little ignorant. She walked in and stood next to Mikuo.
"Well, at least we're here now!" Teto gave Mikuo a high-five. "I heard the new Vocaloids will be here, how exciting!" Teto scurried off into the living room.
"Ugh, they're so annoying. I guess Teto's alright." Defoko blew a bubble with the gum she was chewing.
"It's been a while since you gave me a hair-job." Mikuo pushed Defoko up against the wall.
"A 'hair-job'?" Defoko knew exactly what he was talking about, but she still pretended to show no interest. "I don't even know what that is."
"Of course you do." Mikuo started to nibble on Defoko's neck. "It was at that one party that Piko threw. Remember how Miki secretly had alcohol, and we drank some?"
"Hmm, I vaguely remember." Defoko pushed Mikuo away, but he just pinned her against the wall with more force. She really did like it, although she acted like she didn't. "But, tell me, what is a 'hair-job'?" She knew what it was but she still wanted him to tell her.
"It's when you take your hair and wrap it around my penis." Mikuo said this very nonchalantly.
Defoko pushed Mikuo away again. This time, she started to run up the stairs. "I still don't remember!"
Mikuo chased her up the stairs, "Hehe, I like this view of you! It's perfect. I can see your ass and your hair in one view. Perfect."
"Mikuo!" Defoko yelled.
"Anyway, maybe I could show you what a hair-job is?" Mikuo opened his bedroom door and pointed in.
"Maybe." Defoko walked into his room, pulled Mikuo in, then shut the door.
"I've never known you to be THIS horny, Defoko." Mikuo pressed Defoko onto the bed.
"Heh, I guess you're right." Defoko moaned softly, "I guess it has been a long time since last time."
"I hear that." Mikuo took off his own shirt and began to take off Defoko's.
"Stop! No!" Defoko fought him off. "I don't think my body is ready."
Mikuo rolled his eyes, "You do this EVERY time. You know you want it, and I do too. Let's just do it!"
Defoko shamefully looked down, "What if someone catches us?"
"Then they'll know we're in love!" Before Defoko could think, Mikuo pulled her shirt off.
"What if they make fun of us?" Defoko pulled down Mikuo's pants.
"Who cares? You could always just give me a hair-job. I don't really need to go all the way. The hair is more than enough for me. I actually like it better than full-on sex." Mikuo stripped Defoko of her skirt and began to suck on her hair.
"You know, okay." Defoko began to work her fingers down to Mikuo's underwear, "We could just do that. I like that idea."
"I'll be coming into hair when I come!" Mikuo started singing while Defoko was wrapping her hair around his you-know-what.
"Shh, not so loud." She was sitting on the floor which made her the perfect height.
"I'm sorry, it just feels so good! I love your hair, Defoko!" Mikuo patted her on the head.
"I understand," she nodded, "but what will we do if we need showers?"
"We can take one in my bathroom and tell everyone that we spilled something on ourselves." Mikuo knew that no one could ever perform a hair-job like Defoko could.
When Mikuo finally came, he let out a loud shriek. Everyone downstairs stopped for a moment. "What was that?" Yuki asked.
"Oh, Mikuo is playing with his action figures." Miku assured her.
"Oh, I thought he was having sex." Yuki carelessly shrugged.
Miku froze up for a second, "Well, okay then." She shook her head because she knew that Yuki was probably right, especially because the shower came on after that.
Of course, Defoko and Mikuo got in the shower together. They had a fun time, but it didn't last very long. Mikuo wanted to get in and out as quickly as he could.
After they were all cleaned up, they both proudly went back downstairs and chit-chatted with the other guests.
"So," Teto winked to Defoko, "you and Mikuo had a good time?"
Defoko rolled her eyes, "Ugh, he's such a perv. Why would I ever let him inside of my pants?"
"Hehe, okay, yeah. You DEFINITELY have never had sexual intercourse with Mikuo." Teto giggled and walked away.
"When are Kaito and Meiko going to get here, lovely?" Leon asked Miku.
"I don't know! Ask Luka." Miku shooed him off.
"Damn, Luka," Leon glanced at her bosom then back to her face, "where did you get them titties?"
"Excuse me?" Luka was very startled.
"I'm sorry," Leon gave a quick look to make sure Gakupo wasn't looking, "I meant to say, 'When are Kaito and Meiko going to get here?'"
Luka brushed off the first question and said, "Oh, they should be here within thirty minutes."
Mikuo saw a car pull up so he ran to the door to greet them. Bruno and Clara stepped out of the car and up to the door. Mikuo opened the door and yelled, "Hello! I do not know you, but may I say, you have some gorgeous hair!"
Clara blushed, "Gracias!"
Bruno eyed Mikuo up, "Hola." He tried to pull Clara in with the others.
"Oh, you speak Spanish!" Mikuo tried to think of something clever to say in Spanish, "Quiero violación." He sniffed Clara's hair.
"Maybe you should stick to English." Bruno and Clara could speak English, but Spanish was their first language.
"But, I want to impress you! What are your names?" Mikuo stroked Clara's head.
"Me llamo Clara." Clara gently took Mikuo's hand off of her scalp.
"So you're…Clara?" Mikuo asked wide-eyed.
"Sí." Clara smiled, "This is my husband, Bruno."
"H-Husband?" Mikuo was about to run away, but he whispered to Clara first, "If you ever go through a hard time, remember I'm here. Oh, but I'll be hard too!" He winked and ran. Clara was shocked, but Bruno led her into the living room nonetheless.
"I guess everyone's here." Miku sighed to Luka.
"Why, no, actually." Luka put a consoling hand on Miku's shoulder. "What is the matter? Tianyi and Ritsu are some of the ones we are waiting for, I believe. Oh, and we must not forget about Kaito and Meiko!"
"Kaito…" Miku thought that she said this is her head, but alas, she said it out loud.
"What was that?" Luka cocked her head to the side.
"Oh," Miku grinned guiltily, "it was nothing! I was just repeating the guests to myself. Well, I'll go see how everyone else is doing! Ah, Miki!" Miku ran off to chat with Miki.
Luka looked over to where Gakupo was sitting. He was talking to SeeU who was next to him on the sofa. Luka saw Gakupo start to laugh—something he didn't do often. "What are we talking about?" Luka interrupted them.
"Ah, Luka!" Gakupo motioned for her to sit next to him on the opposite side of SeeU, "SeeU here was just telling me about her life. She's from Korea, wouldn't you know?"
"Yes, I knew." Luka didn't want to appear rude. She always tried to make guests feel very welcomed.
"What's wrong, Luka?" SeeU asked while sipping her punch.
"Oh, it is nothing." Luka sat up, "Gakupo, I must speak with you in the other room."
"Oh, but we are in the middle of a good conversation!" He knew there was no point in fighting Luka so he stood up and walked out with her.
Luka looked to the ground, "So, she made you laugh, did she?"
"Um…yes?" Gakupo tilted his head to the side in confusion.
"That is not like you to laugh, especially not at strangers." Luka didn't know why she was so upset at this. "You know, I try very hard to make you laugh, and you never do."
"Maybe it's because you're just not funny!" Neru whipped out her cell phone, "Okay, now I need a couple-picture!"
"I'm not photogenic." Gakupo said angrily as he walked out.
"Why must you always interrupt important conversations, Neru?" Luka scolded.
"Ha," Neru said as she walked back into the living room, "I guess I just always pick the wrong times to talk to you."
Just then, there was another knock on the door. This time, the knocking was very fast. It sounded as though someone desperately wanted to get in.
"I'll get it!" Gumi yelled in exuberance.
"I'll come with you." Len smiled and chased after Gumi.
"I would much prefer you to stay put, but whatever." Gumi opened the door to a very frantic Tianyi.
"I'm so, so, SO sorry I'm late! Please forgive!" Tianyi hugged Gumi, then she hugged Len.
"Oh, no," Gumi smiled, "you're not late at all! Why, the new Vocaloids haven't even arrived yet!"
Tianyi sighed in relief, "It took longer than I thought to do my hair."
"DID SOMEBODY SAY 'HAIR'!?" Mikuo dipped around the corner.
Len got really stiff. "I think Rin might be calling for me. I'll see ya later!" Len ran out as fast as he could. He still felt a little awkward around Mikuo.
"Mikuo," Gumi shook her head, "not now."
Mikuo smelled Tianyi's hair. "Ah, nice, beautiful, short hair. I love it!"
"'Short' hair?" Tianyi got a little fed up. Even though she was only 4'8", she had quite an attitude. "Didn't you notice my very long pigtails?"
"Heh." Mikuo grabbed one of the pigtails, "I know extensions when I see them. I can tell that you have actually really cute, short hair!"
Tianyi slapped his hand off of her hair. "You're so rude! Get away from me."
Mikuo gave a firm tug and her whole pigtail fell out into his hand. "See? I told you!"
Gumi opened her mouth in shock. "Um, Tianyi, may I please see you in the bathroom?" Tianyi only nodded, and they both started to go into the bathroom to fix Tianyi's hair issue.
"Two short-haired girls going into a bathroom?!" Mikuo jumped in the air, "HOT!"
"Stay away, creep." Tianyi stomped roughly onto Mikuo's foot, and she and Gumi went into the bathroom.
Mikuo wanted to wait outside of the bathroom for them, but Len wouldn't let him. Mikuo instead decided to scope out more guests.
Prima and Tonio arrived next. Mikuo was of course there to greet them, "Hey, Prima!"
"I'm here too, you know." Tonio rolled his eyes at Mikuo.
"Hi, Mikuo!" Prima had a huge grin on her face, "May you please tell me where I can find IA? I need to speak with her immediately!"
"Oh, uh, IA…" Mikuo eyed up Prima's hair, "I don't think IA is coming to this party…"
"Oh?" Prima looked a little disheartened, "I was looking forward to seeing her. Why isn't she coming?"
"I think someone forgot to invite her." Mikuo couldn't resist his temptations anymore. He lunged for Prima's hair, nearly pushing Tonio over. Out of all of the girls' hair, he liked Prima's the best. Hers was short and curly, not many girls had curly hair anymore. He began to sniff and run his fingers through her fringe.
"Back, you foul beast!" Tonio picked up Mikuo and pulled him off of Prima.
"It's alright, Tonio." Prima didn't mind Mikuo's sudden outbursts. She was always completely oblivious to guys taking interest in her. Tonio had been in love with her since the day they met. Tonio is too shy to say anything, and Prima is very unaware of his feelings towards her.
"Don't you think it's bad how he is obsessed with short hair?" Tonio was still holding Mikuo.
"I think it's cute!" Prima winked at Tonio and Mikuo. "Mikuo, is there alcohol at this party? I'm just wondering. I know that there are kids here, and I'm no drunk, but I still love some good wine every once in a while!"
"Uh, yeah." Mikuo broke free of Tonio, but he didn't go after Prima, "I think there might be some wine somewhere, but Miku didn't want to bring it out."
"Prima, I love it when you're drunk!" Tonio gazed at Prima.
"Is that good or bad?" Prima tilted her head to the side.
"Ugh." Gumi said as she was walking down the stairs, "All men are pigs."
"I second that." Tianyi agreed as she glared at Mikuo.
Tonio uneasily grabbed Prima's hand and attempted to lead her into the living room. "Come on now, Prima."
Prima pulled her hand back. "Did you just hold my hand? Awk."
"I didn't mean to." Tonio shook his head.
"Get your grubby paws off my woman!" Mikuo grabbed both of Prima's hands and whisked her to the opposite side of Tonio.
"That's it!" Tianyi ran down the steps and tackled Mikuo.
"Help!" Mikuo wailed, "There is a very short (and very attractive), little woman on me!"
"You think every girl with short hair is yours, huh?" Tianyi slapped him. "Well, I have news for you!" She slapped him again.
"Stop!" Mikuo started to chuckle.
"Huh!?" Tianyi let up on slapping him. "Why are you laughing?"
"You don't know how much this is turning me on right now." Mikuo smirked at Tianyi. "I want you so badly right now."
"Mikuo, you are sick." Gumi tried to get Prima and Tonio out of the room, but she couldn't do it before Rin came in.
Rin gasped when she saw Tianyi on top on Mikuo. "What in the Hell are you doing?"
"Mikuo's a scumbag." Tianyi emotionlessly said to Rin.
"Only I'm allowed to beat him up." Rin started tapping her foot.
"Heh," Mikuo smiled, "you never beat me up, Rin."
"I could!" Rin glared at Tianyi.
"Only I beat Mikuo up!" Defoko came running in.
"WHAT!?" Rin clenched her fists. "That's a lie and you know it!"
Mikuo nodded his head, "It's true, actually."
"Um, Miku wants to see you now!" Gumi pushed Tonio and Prima into the living room and ran to get Luka.
"I'm sorry, Rin." a sly grin appeared on Defoko's face, "I didn't know Mikuo was yours. It's too bad. He only likes girls who are stronger than him. That is obviously why he likes Tianyi and me."
"Well," Mikuo thought for a moment, "Even though I do love the feeling of being overpowered by a woman, short hair is really all that matters. It's okay if you're weaker than me."
Rin completely ignored what Mikuo said, "Honey, I could kick your ass any time."
"Oh really?" Defoko knew that she was much stronger than Rin.
"Um," Tianyi stood up from Mikuo. "This really doesn't concern me so I must go." She ran out.
"Are you going to have a chick fight? SEXY." Mikuo started cheering.
"Well," Defoko looked at Rin, "are we doing this or not?"
Before Rin could answer, Luka ran into the room. "Girls, do you not think this fighting is unnecessary?"
"Who would want to fight over Mikuo anyway?" Gumi added as she trailed behind Luka.
"Let's take this outside." Rin suggested to Defoko. Defoko nodded, and they both went outside.
Somehow, word had spread that Rin and Defoko were going to brawl. Mikuo, Leon, Lola, SeeU, Big Al, Sweet Ann, Tianyi, Teto, Momo, Len, Bruno, Clara, Lily, Yuki, and Neru had come out soon after Defoko and Rin to watch the fight. They all gathered around Defoko and Rin in a circle-like fashion.
"This will be GREAT!" Neru took a snapshot of Defoko and Rin about to go at it with her phone. Neru was always on her phone, and that is how she kept everyone informed.
Momo did not want to see her best friend and her friend fight. She knew she had to do something. She stepped right in the middle of the two. "Uta Utane, stop what you're doing right now! You know you don't want this—"
Before Momo could finish, Defoko pushed her to the ground. "How dare you just call me "Uta"! NO ONE uses my full name. Don't you know your place? You're nothing more to me than a robot-maid."
Momo was hurt, but she was used to this from Defoko. Although they were "friends," Defoko bullied Momo quite often. Teto was always oblivious the bullying.
Back in the house, Luka and Gumi and Miku were devising a plan. Miku spoke first, "Okay, so first, Gumi should run out topless…what next?"
"What!?" Gumi exclaimed, "Why do I have to be the topless one? Luka's the one with the big bosom!"
"Um…" Miki stepped into the room, "Why don't you just stand in the middle of them?"
"Silly, Miki," Miku answered, "Didn't you just see what happened to Momo? Those are two vicious fighters out there, and we need to stop them! And we need to stop Rin from getting herself hurt. Oh, my stupid brother."
"Uh," Miki started to make her way to the door, "You all can do whatever, but I'm going out there to actually try and stop it. Send Piko out if you remember." And with that, Miki walked out the door.
Defoko was just about to give Rin a good, hard blow to the face when Miki knocked her hand down. "Defoko," Miki assured, "Rin, do not fight one another. Mikuo's a dumbass. Why don't you fight over more important things? Like, which is better: Legend of Zelda or Mario Bros.?"
"What?" Defoko blew a bubble with her gum.
"Uh…" Rin scratched her head in confusion, "I don't play those things; although, Zelda's hot."
"Sis," Len facepalmed, "Zelda's a girl. Link is the hot boy."
"Speaking of smoking hot Zelda," Big Al suggested, "Why don't we go play some? Miki, you can be first player!"
"Let's play Mario Kart instead." Miki grabbed Big Al's and Defoko's arms and dragged them into the house. The rest of the gang, besides Rin and Mikuo, followed.
Miki was very popular with the guys; however, she was often friend zoned. The boys didn't think of her has girlfriend material, but more of a gal pal.
Rin wanted to straighten things out with Mikuo. "Mikuo, you need to get your act together."
"Uh huh." Mikuo nodded uninterestedly.
"For once, ONCE, just act your age and listen to me!" Rin was getting pretty upset.
Before she could continue, a short-haired cutie walked up the walkway.
Mikuo licked his lips in pleasure, "Hello, sweetheart. You don't know me, but I'm falling in love with you!"
Rin slapped him and went into the house crying.
"Whatevs. Mikuo, you're such a dumbass." Ritsu went into the house.
"SHE KNOWS MY NAME ALREADY!?" Mikuo flew when he pursued his lover.
"Hey, Ritsu!" Piko greeted him as there was no one else around. "Interesting choice of wig today!"
"Thanks." Ritsu ran his fingers through his hair.
"I'm just saying," Piko looked around nervously, "there has been word that Mikuo loves short-haired women."
"Glad I'm not a woman then." Ritsu grew a little impatient.
"Um," Piko saw Mikuo coming up the steps, "just, watch out, okay?"
"HELLLLLLLLLLLO, BABY!" Mikuo burst through the door. He then attempted to pick up Ritsu, in which he failed. "A little meat on some bones never hurt anybody!" he exclaimed when he bent down and gave Ritsu a big kiss on the lips.
Ritsu devised a devious scheme. His whole demeanor changed. Suddenly, this distant Ritsu became a warm, caring individual. "You're a great kisser. I want some more of that."
Mikuo could feel his heart strings tingle, or was that a different part of his body he felt tingling? "I would love that more than you'll ever know!" Mikuo whisked Ritsu up the steps.
"Where are you taking me?" Ritsu asked in a cute, sweet voice.
"The bathroom." Mikuo smirked, "Make-out session, here I come!"
Mikuo threw open the door. What he saw was not what he wanted. Mino and Nitomi were half naked on the floor. Mino was on top of Nitomi sucking on his nipples. When they saw that Mikuo and Ritsu walked in, they paused and looked up.
"Your dear little niplets!" Mikuo wailed.
Ritsu let out a girly shriek and closed the door. "We'll give them a few minutes to clean up…"
It was only a minute, but it felt like forever. Mino and Nitomi shamefully walked out of the bathroom with their heads hanging low. They didn't say a word, nor did they make eye contact.
"After you, my lady." Mikuo offered the room to Ritsu. Ritsu hesitantly went in.
Mikuo went in for a kiss, then stopped, "Maybe I should grope a little first!"
"Of course." Ritsu offered his bosom.
"WAIT NO!" Piko pulled open the door and stopped Mikuo, "Don't you know that Ritsu has missiles for boobies?"
"Boobies?" Mikuo repeated.
"Ugh, you're no fun, Piko. Why didn't Mikuo lock the door? More importantly, why were you watching?" Ritsu was fed up.
"I was," Piko embarrassingly stated, "watching because I love yaoi. I'm a pretty big yaoi fanboy!
"Fanboy" Mikuo said again, "Ritsu? Wait, you're both boys? And I'm a boy? Is everyone a boy? What is happening?"
"I'm what some may call a trap." Ritsu walked to the stairs, "Well, I got people to see. See ya around."
"Mikuo," Piko pleaded, "please don't tell anyone that I like yaoi or that I was spying on you. I'll be ruined!"
Mikuo shook off his last experience. "Sure, I guess, no problem." They shook hands and made up.
"THEY'RE HERE!" Piko and Mikuo heard numerous voices from the floor below shouting this. They knew it could only mean one thing—Meiko and Kaito have arrived.
I hope there aren't many mistakes!
I'm sorry it took me so long to update. I have been very busy with school...and the MLB post-season! (Tim Lincecum *swoon* and no, I'm not even a Giants fan) Now that baseball's over, I'll have more free time during my nights. Hopefully, I will write more.
Ugh, I hope you like it! I'm not good at smut, no sir. It's so awkward! Don't judge me on that! I'm sure you fangirls (and boys) would have loved to have read more of the Rin/Defoko fight and the MikuoxRitsu outing, maybe even the MinoxNitomi, BUT TOO BAD. Hehe! Oh, and I just don't like Rin. I do like Defoko though, that's why I made her stronger than Rin! ^_^ By the way, do I say "just" too often? Anyway,
FAREWELL
