Chapter 3: and named Joshua L. Stampsin.

Knuckles sat in his lawn chair watching another episode of Breaking Bread. "I love this show." said the Knuckster. Suddenly Tikal ran up to him. "Tikal! What's up ma brotha?"
"I'm pregnant." said Tikal.

"Who the fuck did you have sex with?! Wait...It was Big, wasn't it? God damn it, Tikal! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! Why do you all let people like Big fuck you?" said Knuckles looking at the camera.

"I had sex with you, you fucking idiot!" exclaimeded Tikal in angrawr.
"Ok!" said Knuckles happily. "what should we name our son or daughter?"
"I don't know…" said Tikal.

Knuckles ran over a bunch of school children on purpose, grabbed a pot of coffee, and while chugging it screamed. "Tikal...Knuckles...Tik...uckles...Sonamy...Tiuckles…Tickles… TICKLES!TICKLES!TICKLES! !TICKLES! TICKLES! TICKLES! TICKLES! !TICKLES!TICKLES!TICKLES!TICKLES!"

"Knuckles, we are not naming our kid Tickles!"

"TIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKLES!"

"Knuckles," said Tikal. "The name Tickles sounds too much like Herpes. We are not naming our kid Herpes I mean Tickles."

"How about we-" said knuckles until he was taken by the head and a hand was put over his mouth.

"How are you two?" Asked the man holding knuckles. He was none other than the brilliant, super sweet science-tist, professor Pickle.

"Good." Said Tikal.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"Nothing, " replied Tikal.

"What's...so...funny?" he said again in a more threatening voice. Professor Pickle pulled out a gun and pointed it at Knuckles's head. The professor cracked his neck. He shook the gun.

"Knuckles and I weren't laughing at all, what do you mean by 'what's so funny?'" said Tikal. She saw Sonic in the distance. "Oh no." Sonic saw Tikal and ran over to her.

"Hey, Tikal!" exclaimed Sonic. "Long time no see! I see you've packed on a few pounds!"

"I'm pregnant, idiot."

"Oh. I'm assuming Knuckles is pregnant too. He sure does look like it"

"No, he's just fat."

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!" yelled Professor Pickle.

"His stomach isn't the only thing getting bigger." said Sonic.

"Why would you imply the face that knuckles has a boner?!" said Tikal.

"I was talking about the fact he has lung cancer." said Sonic.

"OH! DUH!" exclaimed Tikal. She didn't give a fuck. She looked back at Professor Pickle. He was sweating insanely. She knew Knuckles was about to get shot...but did Tickles REALLY need a father? no. He didn't because she was an independent man.

"Unless you tell me what's so funny at the count of 3, I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS! 1...2...3...4...5...6!" Professor Pickle pulled the trigger and put a bullet straight through Knuckles's head. Suddenly, Tikal fell to the ground. Her water broke.

"Gah!" she screamed in terror and out crawled Tickles. "It's a Tickles."