Degenerates
Chapter 3
i do not own anything except Nicole and Marrisa.
"Hey Rissa, who we gonna make fun of now?"
"Idk why does it matter?"
"Well Vikki is gone and Edge is out with injury and our counter parts are taking care of Legacy, so who does that leave for us?"
"Hmmm thats a good question."
"NICOLE!!!!"
"Who the heck was that?"
"Sounds like.....Shawn?"
"MARRISA!!!!!!!!!!!"
"O
god what they up to now?"
"Don't
say God too loud Shawn will hear and go D-von on us again!"
"Well sorry!"
"GIRLS!!!!!"
"WHAT!!!" Me and Rissa yelled in unision.
"WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
"NO who ever the hell just said that!"
"Nicole shhh we don't even know who that is."
"So."
"It could be Taker he has been following you remember."
"SHHHHHHHH!!! don't remind me!"
Just then Big Show came walking out mad as a cow with mad cow disese.
"YOU are all giving me a royal headache!"
"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........"
"Ugh shes gonna keep this up all night now! thanks alot!"
"Girls were have you been we've been calling?"
"Fat boy here won't leave us alone."
"FAT BOY!!! Man i hate Shaq now!!"
"ooooooooooooooooo........."
"Whats with Nicole?" Shawn asked
"She learned from the best thats what."
"Well whats ur problem?"
"MY problem is that"
Just then the lights went out.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! hes gonna eat me!!"
Then the lights came back on and Nicole was clinging to Shawns leg for dear life.
"Um sorry guys when i walked past i hit the switch back accident." CM Punk said trying not to laugh at all of us(Nicole).
"Cough cough its ok." Nicole said she looked very embarrast and somthing else but i couldn't tell what.
"You can get off my leg now."
"Sorry!"
"Now whats ur problem?"
"The Undertaker is gonna eat me."
"What?"
"Hes been stalking me and stuff has almost fallen on my and just hes normal head games stuff."
"I'm gonna go now." Punk said starting to walk away. "See ya round." He smiled and was looking at NIcole and i busted out laughing.
"Is she going crazy cause one minute she pissed at the world and now she is laughing at nothin?" Trips asked
"Shes ur counter part not mine."
"Well
at least mine isn't being chased by Taker!"
"Well at
least mine hey wait a minute were'd Show go?"
"Up here"
We looked up to see Show had jumped up to the lights and was hanging their like the big ape that he is.
"Hey
any of u idiots seen my partner Show around?"Jericho asked
We
all poined up to the ceiling.
"Holy.."
"Shit?" Nicole asked or finished the sentence for him
"Anyway Rissa why u laughing so hard for?" Trips asked
"OH! Punk has a crush on Nicole."
"DO NOT!!!" Punk yelled
"Do"
"NOT"
"DO"
NOT"
"DO"
"NOT"
"Guys?"
"DO"
"PUNK! lets go find a Pepsi machine?" NIcole asked in
order to stop the fight
"OH NO WAY!" Hunter and Shawn yelled at the same time.
"Its a Pepsi machine."
"Fine but she has to be back here in exactly 15 mins."
"Ur my counter part not my father."
"Yes i know but ur not making the mistakes i did."
"Duh i'm straightedge too remeber thats why i'm the better version of u?" Nicole smiled wildly.
"Better more like no good bad kicking little smartassed gum chewing..."
"Should i time this?" NIcole being her smartassed self
"No beer drinkin punk rock loving emo!"
"EMO!!!!! I WEAR MORE COLOR THAN ON UR STUPID TIE DYE TIGHTS!!!"
"Oh don't bring my tie dye pants into this!"
"Fine go find some rogan and get ur hair back or better yet go buy a tupay!"
"Ummm lets go find that Pepsi machine now." Punk said and smartly grabbed Nicole and drug her out of the room.
"Shawn?" Hunter asked reluctantly
"Shes learning." Shawn said and smiled brightly then left.
"Ummm?"
"Wanna play twister? I asked Trips cause i didn't know what else to say.
"That sounds like a good idea."
"I WANNA PLAY TO!"
We tuned slowly cause only one person had that voice.
"KANE!?!?!"
Well theres chapter 3 sorry if that isn't the funniest but i like the end. :)
