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Kagome still couldn't believe what she had just did. She sat in class, her complete focus on how unbelievable her actions were. Not only had she practically forced herself on Inuyasha but she had challenged Kinky Bitch too.

Of course, she was grinning like a madwoman. She was more proud of herself in this one moment than she had ever been. Even still, some part of her was actually not tingling with excitement but with fear. Some part of her brain realized how this could all come back to bite her in the ass. Like those stupid stories.

Speaking of those stupid stories... hadn't she acted just like Kaori a few minutes ago? She thought about it and thought about it and thought about it. She had been aggressive, to put it lightly. She had been flirtatious and sultry. And she had stared down her rival and called them out, accepting their challenge. She had even been sure of herself.

And, more importantly, she had made Inuyasha blush and scurry off like a little schoolgirl.

That was, with a different pronoun, Kaori in a nutshell.

Kagome blinked and suddenly, her plan started to somehow make even more sense. It almost became foolproof. After all, Kaori always got Inuyasha in her stories. No matter how much he resisted in the beginning, he always fell for him in the end. That was the best part.

Kagome grinned even more wildly than before.

There was no guarantee, of course, but sometimes, life imitated art.

...

Inuyasha looked around nervously as he moved to his next class, trying his very best to avoid running into Kagome. Every time he thought about that k-kiss, his heart started to pound and he felt a stirring in a place that made him blush. He felt weird about feeling this way, especially since he'd felt so powerless...but it felt so good and he was starting think about very, very weird things. Very, very weird things.

BESIDES it was Kikyo-sempai that he loved. And Kagome's kiss wouldn't change that. Kagome's kiss couldn't change that. Especially since Kagome was such a disgusting pervert. Such a disgusting, disgusting perverted fujoshi. Not his type at all. Not even close. Nope, nope, nope. No siree Bob. Of course not. Never in a million years. Never in a jillion years.

Inuyasha sighed, he needed to see Kikyo-sempai. Like right now. She'd sort him out. She'd make these weird feelings go away. And then Inuyasha could be back to being normal and being the manly man he usually was instead of this shy maiden character he seemed to be becoming. Because of the disgusting, perverted fujoshi. The horribly disgusting, perverted fujoshi who he wasn't attracted to in the slightest because of her perverted fujoshi-ness.

Inuyasha stepped forward, bumping into someone. After a silent prayer in hopes of it not being Kagome, he opened his eyes gingerly. Then he completely lit up, chirping, "Kikyo-sempai!" It was funny how sometimes life handed you what you needed the most right when you needed it.

Kikyo smiled a radiant smile that would outdo the sun on any day. "Oh, hello my cute little kouhai, how are you?"

Inuyasha felt his heart suddenly drop from turbulent storms into the tranquil hot springs of peace. He simply loved the way she called him her cute little kouhai. It made his heart flutter like pretty much everything else she did did. "Um, fine," he giggled, blushing.

Okay, so Kagome wasn't the only one who could turn him into a shy maiden. But this was different, got it? Kikyo made him feel like the heroine of a shoujo manga. Kagome made him feel like the lead in a different kind of manga. The kind Miroku had piles of under his bed.

"Inuyasha," Kikyo began, somewhat hesitantly. Her fingers fidgeted in a way that made Inuyasha swoon. Kikyo-sempai was so cute! "I was thinking that maybe I could come over to your house today."

Inuyasha's eyes widened, his mind taken away from how cute she was and back to the moment. His heart thundered loudly in his chest. W-what? "R-really?" This was the kind of thing he'd been waiting for. Maybe she was finally ready to go from just friends to...to...

"Just for...um...study purposes, of course!" she added in a rush, "You know, mid-terms coming up and all!" She laughed in a nervous way, her eyes darting about.

Inuyasha didn't care what it was for. Being alone with Kikyo, especially outside of school, is a dream come true a thousand times over. Nothing in this world could make him say no. "Sure..." he replied, in a dreamy tone, imagining the date.

NOT THAT IT WAS A DATE. After all, she hadn't called it a date. Yet. Sure it was the two of them. Alone. At his house. But it still wasn't a date. Yet. Per se.

But it didn't change the fact that he was SO HAPPY! He even skipped to his next class, imaginings of the not-date date floating in his head all the while.

Kagome, on the other hand, glared from the corner of the hallway, Inuyasha just missing her on his happy skip to class. She hadn't meant to eavesdrop but when she saw Kikyo walk over to Inuyasha, she just had to find out what that bitch had up her sleeve. She gritted her teeth, her fists clenched. Kikyo thought that she had won with this, eh? Kagome could tell by the smug look Kikyo had on her face as she walked away.

Kikyo thought Kagome would just let her waltz in and have what was rightfully hers, otherwise known as Inuyasha's virginity?

No, no, no. Oh, Kaori would never stand for this. And therefore, neither would Kagome.

Somehow, Kagome had to find a way to intervene. She put a finger to her chin. "Now what would Kaori do?"


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