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Also some translations to Japanese words that are going to be used
Ore-sama : "Oresama" is both an overly-self-confident and narcissistic way of saying "me" in Japanese. It roughly means "My most serene highness" or "My magnificent self". Seeing as Naruto considers himself above humans he uses this term, but there are more reasons as to why he uses it.
Inu-san : Inu means dog and 'san' is a polite way to address others, Naruto addresses Kakashi whom is an Anbu operative wearing a dog mask
Hai : Casual way of saying 'yes'
Kami-sama : God
Subarashii : splendid, glorious, excellent or superb. The latter two are what Naruto mostly means when he says the word
Chapter Three :
Kami-sama's goes to the library
Naruto's POV
"Inu-san!" Naruto greeted with a big grin opening the door fully as to let his favorite Anbu operative into his apartment
As per usual Inu immediately began inspecting Naruto as soon as the boy closed the door, he then nodded pleased to see that there were no injuries whatsoever on his ward. Heaven knows he won't show any mercy to anyone who dares harm his teacher's legacy. Then he looked around the place to see if everything's in order, he caught the weird smell of ashes and looked down on the still grinning boy who was busy rocking on the ball of his feet not knowing that Naruto was busy observing him "Something smells like ashes" he stated
Naruto's grin didn't falter "See, see, see, that's actually a really funny story! I tried to make stir fry, like the one you made last time." he lied straight through his teeth, the truth was that he accidentally set his clothing on fire when he was busy training with Zetsu. In the corner of his mind he heard his best bud Kurama snickering at the lie. 'I pity the brat for not knowing that you're not the angel you masquerade as kit'
"You what?!" Inu raised his voice
'Subarashii, this is the first time Inu-san has panicked!' and Naruto just loved the reaction, too bad he couldn't see under the mask. He really wanted to see Inu's panicked expression
He stared at Kakashi forcing tears to well up in his eyes, "D-did I do s-something wrong?" he stuttered out making sure to quiver his lips, he knew this expression couldn't be resisted by his gullible protector. Exactly one of the reasons why he prefers to have Inu watch over him. Through Inu's body language Naruto detected that Inu was faltering and decided to end it with "I-I just wanted to d-do something for you since you're always so nice to me, sorry for making you mad" for added effect he looked down in fake guilt making the bangs cover his eyes 'You're the liar of the highest order kit, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm stuck inside you and can sense malice I would have been fooled too'
"Naruto," a small victorious smirk was obscured by his blond hair as he felt Inu ruffle his hair "I'm not mad, just don't do something like that again, promise?"
Naruto perked up and his head shot up to give a winning smile to his loyal protector "Ore-sama promises!" and he could feel the hand on his head relax in relief
'Humans are so predictable' a part of him thought, 'It's so fun'
"Inu-san, Ore-sama wants to go to the library today!"
"Sure thing your highness" did Naruto mention that Inu is his favorite? Well Inu is!
"Hai, Ore-sama will see you later Inu-san!" Naruto exclaimed flaying his arms exaggeratedly
Inu merely gave a lazy wave before body flickering away.
'Excellent, he's gone.' Naruto thought schooling his face into a casual smile "Now, time to go read more interesting books, Ore-sama doesn't have time to waste on these childish ones" he muttered to himself, his voice no longer having the childish high-pitched tone and instead a mocking and arrogant one
'You going to read another book on human behaviors?' Kurama drawled out
Naruto shook his head briefly, 'As much as I love humans and being throughout in having an understanding of them I have much important matters to look into, namely in the form of Zetsu.'
'Oh, those freaks of nature? They're dangerous.'
Naruto nodded in agreement walking over to the row filled with biological books 'Especially Black Zetsu' he added
'And their chakra is faintly familiar' Kurama said narrowing his eyes
Naruto paused, 'Familiar?' he echoed
'I noticed it on your fifth day training with them, Black Zetsu faintly reminds me of a malicious version of my creator and White Zetsu reminds me of that damned Mito's husband!'
"The Sage of the Six paths and Hashirama Senju, eh?" Naruto muttered resuming his walk, this time he was walking towards another section in order to dig out any information of the mentioned two 'I knew there was something about them'
'You just thought they looked cool and unique' Kurama stated
Naruto pouted, his lies never seemed to work on Kurama. A foxy smile overtook Naruto as he stood in front of a shelf, his eyes lingered at the top where a book on his strategist's creator stood, he briefly scowled at the dust gathering on the book biting back a growl of anger, 'While interesting my precious humans are also ignorant to the truth, labeling off the true god of ninjas as a myth because they fear the possibility of him having existed once.'
'I can't see why you're so interested in those pathetic humans'
"I don't understand why you hate them so much, humans are so interesting~" Naruto hummed concentrating chakra on his feet
'What's so interesting about humans?' Kurama growled
"The unpredictable nature of humanity and their reactions when placed in different situation! Ore-sama loves them!" Naruto declared in a whisper as he began walking up the shelves
'You probably hit your head when you were little' Kurama muttered
"Huh? What does that have to do with anything?" Naruto asked tilting his head in confusion as he picked up the book
'It's amazing how someone sharp could be so dense' Kurama snidely said
"It's a natural talent~" Naruto cockily said jumping down, he stumbled slightly before jumping up with a victorious noise added with shooting his hand up in the victory sign. Feeling the need to irritate Kurama, because Naruto just loved Kurama's reactions even more than the reactions of his precious humans, Naruto started randomly dancing.
A gasp made him freeze
'Crap,' He ignored Kurama's mocking laughter not being in the mood to throw a witty comment as he slowly turned around to face..."Oh, it's just another kid" he sighed in relief seeing a kid his age, he placed his hand on his no longer racing heart completely dismissing the black haired boy in front of him. Instead, 'Looks like Lady luck favors Ore-sama.' he arrogantly said to Kurama who had grumbled something about him being a lucky bastard with Naruto inwardly smirking
"Y-you..." his attention went back to the onyx eyed boy who was sputtering while pointing at him
"Oi, didn't your elders teach you not to point at others?" Naruto asked raising his eyebrow in annoyance walking towards the boy "It's rude, ttebayo" he informed swatting away the boy's finger
"Y-you j-ju-"
"Ah, what did you say?" Naruto asked in irritation cutting the boy off, for added emphasis he cupped his left hand to his ear bringing his head closer to the boy's mouth "Repeat that?"
The boy took a deep breath, "You were walking up those shelves" wonder and awe was laced in the boy's voice
Naruto smirked at the admiration "Well I am Kami-sama" he stated standing back in front of the boy not bothering to hide his devious smirk at the boy's wide eyed look, inside Kurama was cracking up on the fact that someone was gullible enough to believe him
"A-are you really Kami-sama?" the boy asked a bit skeptically
"In a way," Naruto truthfully answered, no point in lying without reason "But anyways, didn't anyone ever tell you to stay away from Ore-sama?" he asked pointing at himself
"No?" the boy asked in confusion "Why should anyone tell me to stay away from you?"
Instead of answering Naruto only asked another question "You're an Uchiha, right?" at that question Kurama stopped laughing 'Right, he does have the damn features.' Kurama noted
"Yeah" the boy nodded puffing his chest up in pride
Naruto observed the boy in front of him ignoring how the boy shivered at how he was keenly looking at him as if he was an experiment or something, when he was finally done observing he moved his eyes to look into the boy's, blue met black as he gave the boy an unimpressed look "You'd think that the Uchiha standards are dropping every year" he bluntly said not noticing that what he said was rude. 'Are you sure those memories you showed me really happened?'
'Hmph, of course they are gaki! It's not my fault that the standard for ninjas are dropping.' Kurama defended himself
'Hey, don't speak like that about my precious humans!' Naruto yelled
Kurama scoffed, 'In case you didn't notice you just insulted your precious humans yourself kit' Kurama pointed out
'I was just stating a fact!' Naruto defended himself, then he sighed 'Whatever, this isn't going to get us anywhere. We cool?' At Kurama's nod he turned his attention back to the boy in front of him who was glaring at him
"Oi, it's rude to stare" Naruto pointed out
The glare only intensified "You insulted my clan"
"Did I?" Naruto asked tilting his head to the side
"Yes!" the boy yelled
"Ore-sama doesn't recall every saying anything bad about the Uchiha clan" Naruto said holding back a snicker, 'It seems like ore-sama has selective memory' Kurama snidely said
"You said our standards were dropping!" the boy reminded
"Oh? Ore-sama doesn't lie so it was probably the truth" here Naruto did smirk, sparks flew between the two.
"Lies! And stop calling yourself ore-sama!" the boy yelled
"Ore-sama is allowed to grace himself with a fitting name, namely Ore-sama" Naruto said in a matter of fact way
And thus the two boys found themselves in a heated argument, Naruto purely for his own sick amusement
