"Of Fairies and Ponies 2"
by K.C. Ellison
-Three-
Timmy, his fairies, and Trixie all came out of the portal as a herd of ponies. Timmy was a pink unicorn, Trixie was a purple Pegasus, and the fairies became three tiny Breezies in their respective eye colors. On each of their flanks were special symbols called "cutie marks." Timmy's mark was a pair of wands crossed in an "X" formation. Trixie's was a pair of wings: one white with a black spot and one black with a white spot. Wanda's mark was a single magic wand. Cosmo's mark was an array of stars, and Poof's was a pink cloud of smoke. Timmy then got up on his back legs and raised his front ones up in celebration.
"Whoo-hoo! We made it!" Timmy said.
"Heh, even though it's our second time to Equestria, I still think it's kinda odd that we're still able to move these front hooves like we still have hands," said Trixie while she was flexing one of her front hooves.
"Relax, Trixie! This is a cartoon!" Wanda said.
"Yeah, the rules of logic don't apply to cartoons! Watch this!" Cosmo added. His antennae glowed brightly as an anvil dropped onto Wanda, flattening her. After the giant hunk of metal vanished, he picked up his wife of countless millenia and then squeezed her crushed body several times. After using Wanda as a makeshift accordion for a few minutes, she regained her normal figure.
"I don't know if getting crushed, then made into an instrument was such a good idea, but it did prove my point," said Wanda, who was still dazed after the incident.
"I'm sorry do that to you, honey." Cosmo said glumly.
"I forgive you, Cosmo." Wanda replied.
"Still, that was so funny, even Pinkie Pie would start laughing!" added Trixie.
Upon hearing the name "Pinkie Pie," Timmy thought of all the good times the five of them had with Twilight Sparkle and her best friends.
"Hey guys, why don't we stop by Ponyville before we head to Canterlot? Besides, we haven't seen Twilight and her friends in over six months!" asked Timmy.
"Timmy's right guys, we should meet them again," added Trixie.
"I don't see why not," replied Cosmo.
"I wish the five of us were in Ponyville!" Timmy wished.
Cosmo's, Wanda's, and even Poof's antennae glowed before all five of them were transported to the tiny town of Ponyville.
In Ponyville, a pink pony was trotting down one of the streets, happily humming a tune as she went along.
"Come on everypony! Smile, smile, smile..." Pinkie Pie, the pink pony sang.
Just then, right in front of the pink earth filly, poofed in Timmy, Trixie, and his fairies. Pinkie clapped in excitement.
"Wow! That was awesome, you guys! Do that again!" she shouted gleefully.
"Hey, Pinkie Pie..." said Timmy.
"Hey, Timmy! I wanted to give you this cupcake on your birthday, but your weren't there to come and get it! So...Happy Belated Birthday, Timmy!" Pinkie continued.
"Uh...thanks," Timmy said as he took and ate the cupcake.
"So, where are Twilight and the others?" asked Trixie.
"Oh, there hanging out at Sugarcube Corner! Let's go! You're gonna love the twins!" Pinkie said.
"Twins? You have twins?" Cosmo asked.
"No, silly filly! I'm talking about are Pound and Pumpkin: Mr. and Mrs. Cake's twins! I love to babysit them!" Pinkie replied.
"Well I hope you do a better job at babysitting them than Timmy's babysitter," said Wanda.
"Yeah, you'd never act so vicious around children unlike that evil witch!" added Trixie.
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Unbeknownst to the group, back in Dimmsdale, an evil, ginger-haired babysitter was "taking care" of one of her charges, when suddenly, she let out a big sneeze. The babysitter thought nothing of it and continued her work.
-x-x-x-
Back in Ponyville, Timmy and his friends had arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
"Hey, Pinkie Pie!" a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle said, when she noticed Timmy and his friends behind her. "Oh! Timmy and Trixie! I'm so glad to meet you two again!"
"Hey! Don't forget us!" said Cosmo.
"Sorry. It's nice to meet you three as well," said Twilight Sparkle.
"Don't mention it," replied Wanda, who then looked around to find Poof missing. "Hey! Where's Poof?" she asked. Just then, she heard the sound of several baby giggles from the next room.
In the next room, Timmy and others found Poof playing with a baby unicorn and Pegasus.
"Aww, isn't that the most precious thing ever?" asked a white unicorn named Rarity. Next to Rarity was a tiny purple dragon named Spike.
"It shoure is," replied a orange farm pony named Applejack.
"It seems that Pound and Pumpkin Cake like playing with Poof!" said a yellow Pegasus named Fluttershy.
"Well, of course they would! Babies like to interact with other babies!" said a blue Pegasus who was currently reading a book.
"There you are, Poof! Mommy was worried about you!" said Wanda.
"Poof-poof!" cried the little purple Breezie.
"Hey, who are these cute, little muffins?" asked Trixie.
"This here's the Cake's twins: the lil' unicorn is Pumpkin Cake, and the lil' Pegasus is Pound Cake!" stated Applejack.
Timmy noticed a picture of the Cake family hanging on the wall. "So, if they're a Pegasus and an Unicorn, how come their parents are regular earth ponies?" he asked.
"Mr. and Mrs. Cake have unicorn and Pegasi in their genepools, and these two got the proverbial luck of the draw," replied Fluttershy.
Timmy and Trixie were amazed when they looked at Fluttershy, as if she was almost a different pony than the timid little filly they saw six months ago.
"Umm...why are you staring at me like that?" she asked.
"Nevermind," said Timmy.
"Hey, weren't we supposed to meet Princess Celestia at Canterlot Castle?" asked Trixie.
"Yeah, you're right!" said Wanda.
"Hey, you guys wanna come along with us?" asked Timmy.
The ponies and dragon all agreed, except for one...
"I can't; I just gotta finish this 'Daring Do' book!" said Rainbow Dash, who was still reading the same book.
"Come on, Dash! This is Princess Celestia we're talking about!" said Spike.
"Oh, alright!" scoffed Rainbow Dash, and put the book down. Everyone then gathered around Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.
"Hold it! Let's take this around the back; don't want the twins to be included in this wish!" said Pinkie Pie. They all went down to the back of Sugarcube Corner. "Perfect!" she added.
"I wish we were at Canterlot Castle!" Timmy wished.
Cosmo's, Wanda's, and even Poof's antennae glowed as the 12 of them poofed towards Canterlot Castle.
-Chapter Three Mini-bios-
Pinkie Pie: A pink earth pony that loves to party! As the embodiment of the Element of Laughter, she loves it whenever she makes ponies laugh. Pinkie Pie appeared in the "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" episode, "The Mare on the Moon."
Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia's prized protégée. Her skills in magic surpasses most unicorns in Equestria! Twilight Sparkle also appeared in "The Mare on the Moon."
Kellen: Well, now that this chapter is done, time for some real action. (Logs on to the "Pokémon Trading Card Game Online.")
Cosmo: Hey, Kellen! What are you doing on the computer?
Kellen: Playing the online Pokémon Trading Card Game.
Cosmo: Sounds like fun.
Wanda: Cosmo! It's your turn to change Poof's diaper.
Cosmo: Coming, dear!
Kellen: Well, while Cosmo's changing Poof's diaper, I guess I'll end things off here. Please read and review everyone! Bye!
