Chapter 3: Khione vs Luke.
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"Welcome back to MFB Court! Today Luke is suing Khione for constantly bringing back Caspian to torment him. Khione's lawyer is Nero while Luke's lawyer is is Wales! The judge for this case is Nefrertiti!"
Nefertiti appeared in the judge's "Alright, let's get this over with since I have other important things to do!"
"Justice will be served, you crazy bitch! I hope you will get punished severely when your ass is founded guilty!" Luke shouted.
"What did you say about me, you little bastard!? That's it! I will torture you severely and make you scream so loud, the lowest level of hell can hear it!" Khione snarled.
"Order in the goddamn court! Don't make me have to give you two the worst punishments of your life! Call your first witness, already!" Nefertiti growled.
-first witness-
"Why am I the witness!? I am the fucking lawyer, for Christ's sake!" Wales shouted.
"Because I called you to be the witness! Now shut before I throw you into a pool of piranha sharks!" Khione snarled.
"Yes, ma'am!" Wales gulped.
"Now then, Wales, does Khione constantly bring back Caspian to torment Luke?" Nero asked.
"Yes, she does! I was there every time, remember!?" Wales shouted.
"What the hell, Wales!? You're supposed to be on my side!" Khione protested.
"What makes you think I would ever be on your side?" Wales huffed.
"Trifling ass bastard! You will pay for this!" Khione said.
-next witness-
"So, Caspian, Does Khione bring you back to torment Luke?" Wales asked uttering the witness name with such disgust.
"Why, I dunno what you're talking about. My son LOVES spending time with me? Right, boy?" Caspian smirked, and Wales, Kuro, Luke, Nefertiti, Nero, and Julian all have red eyes and are holding deadly weapons.
"YA F***ER!" Nero shouted angrily
"NOW YA F***ED UP!" Julian growled.
"GET OVER HERE, BITCH!" Wales yelled.
"Oh shit…" Was all that Caspian could said, before he got his ass brutally kicked with punches, kicks, swords, guns, rocket launchers, bazookas, tanks, energy blasts, and...THE HULK!?
"HULK SMASH!"
And Caspian was thrown out of the courtroom with a comical scream and crashed painfully into the wall.
"AND DON'T YOU EVER COME NEAR LUKE AGAIN!" Wales snarled.
-last witness-
"So, Kuro, has Khione brought back Caspian back to torment Luke constantly?" Nero asked.
"I was there, so yes! Yes, she has!" Kuro huffed.
"Oh, come on!" Khione whined, "Why hast thou betray me!"
"Because you nearly got me killed and my brother tortured to the depths of hell, so this is payback!" Kuro cackled.
"You will pay for this!" Khione yelled.
-the verdict-
"We, the jury, find Khione guilty."
"WHAT!?" Khione screeched.
"IN YOUR FACE!" Luke cheered
"Alright, Khione, here are your punishments. One, pay Luke 100 thousand dollars for each time you had Caspian torture him. Two, be Luke's slave for a week. And three, you have spend a month with Caspian in a jail cell while listening to the most annoying songs in history! Now, do you have anything to say?" Nefertiti asked.
"Yes….F*** YOUR PUNISHMENTS!" Khione shouts as she blew up the courtroom and everyone in it, "THIS ISN'T OVER! MARK MY WORDS, YOU WILL BE SORRY!" Her voice echoed as she had vanished without a trace as everyone is covered in ash and smoke.
"...To be fair...We should've saw that coming." Wales sighed.
A/N: The end. Leave a review please.
