I'M BACK!
Actually, I was waiting for you guys to give me 10 reviews...BUT IT WAS JUST 8!
And there's school...hell, I have too much work that some times I forget how to breath...
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I CAN'T BREATH!
BREATH!
BREEEATH!
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Well, since I'm so sweet and kind, I'll give you another chappie!
Hope ya like it!
"Oh Sasuke dear, you're home!" His mother said happily as she pulled him into a tight hug. Sasuke just groaned. God damn it. He was 16 and she was keeping doing this. He'd been gone for only 1 hour!
"Mom, I'm not dead!"
Mikoto frowned: "I know you're not. Don't you ever say that again!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, hoping she hadn't seen him, and went to his room.
His mother screamed from downstairs: "Sasuke! Where are you going?"
"I have homework." He lied.
"Oh…Okay then. But do it fast, dinner will be ready in 15 minutes!"
He just ignored that, letting himself to fall on top of his huge bed. He sighed.
He could only think of one thing: Naruto.
That boy was stunning. He was the most amazing thing Sasuke'd ever seen in his life.
The boy was funny.
Sasuke smiled at that.
Some one knocked on his door.
He sighed
It was Itachi
He groaned: "Come in." He wanted to be alone, dammit!
Itachi came in, walking straight to his otouto's bed. He sat down, and just stared at Sasuke. Sasuke stared back. They stood like that for a moment, then Itachi took a deep breath, and stared back at Sasuke: "What's wrong, Sasuke?"
Sasuke looked at him, and then rolled his eyes: "She sent you after me, right?"
"Mother is concerned."
"She always is."
Itachi glared at him: "Sasuke!"
Sasuke snapped back: "What? Is it something else?"
Itachi looked away: "She's not spying on you, Sasuke…I'm worried too."
Sasuke sighed again, staring at the wall in front of him: "It's no big deal…It's just that…"
"It's just what?"
Sasuke took a deep breath, and sat up: "Look, Itachi…I think…I mean I know that I'm in love."
He felt Itachi flinched for a second.
Silence
"Itachi?"
Itachi looked at the floor: "Who is she?"
"…"
"Sasuke?"
"It's not a girl, Itachi." He looked down.
Again silence
"You're telling me you're gay?"
"Uh…I guess."
"Who knows?"
"Just you"
Itachi smiled to himself. He was always the first person to know Sasuke's secrets.
He liked that
"What's his name?"
"Naruto"
"Ah…such a cute name!"
Sasuke smiled: "Yeah"
Then he got serious: "You're not telling anyone, right?"
"If I do, then I'm not a good brother, right?"
"Right"
Silence
How much he hated those heavy, sick silences.
He couldn't say
"Sasuke?"
"Hm?"
Itachi took a deep breath: "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but…I'm not in love with Deidara."
Sasuke frowned: "What?"
"I'm not in love with him."
"…How?"
"I found out today…I have no interests in him anymore, Sasuke."
"You found out after 3 years?"
"I know, Sasuke…I don't know what to do-"
"Itachi, Sasuke! Dinner is ready!"
Sasuke blinked at the sound of his mother, and looked at Itachi: "We'll talk about it later."
And they went down for dinner.
"Watch out, baka!" a boy with tattoos on both side of his face screamed.
And his dog barked in agreement.
A blond girl screamed back: "AW! Don't you talk to him like that, Kiba!"
"Get your hair out of this, Ino girl!"
"Hey!"
A sleepy boy came out of his room: "Could you get more troublesome than that, Kiba?"
"Aw, guys, stop it." Sakura screamed at them
"But he started!"
Sakura closed her eyes: "I don't care who started, Kiba. I'll finish it!" Then she pointed her manicured finger at the poor little dog: "Now get your dog to your room, Kiba."
"But he needs to go out!"
"I'll take him out! Just take him for god's sake!"
Then she turned to Naruto, who was holding his new pet like it was his life. She smiled kindly at him: "Go to your room, Naruto."
Naruto just shook his head: No
Sakura sighed and went toward him, putting a hand on his shoulder: "Naruto. I know you're waiting for Sasuke, but you can't stand here with this cat in you arms. Akamaru and Kyuubi nearly killed each other!"
Naruto just looked away, frowning.
Sakura sadly whispered: "Naruto…" She didn't like seeing the blond pissed. Not at all. But she couldn't let him stay there. She went toward Naruto's room, and kept the door open for the blond. Naruto didn't move a bit.
She stood like that for a moment, and then she gave up, closing the door again. She sighed: "Very well. But only ten minutes."
Naruto's face lightened up, and he hugged the pinkie.
Sakura walked away while laughing, and then it was just the blond.
And the cat
5 minutes
Nothing happened. Naruto frowned: 'That bastard. Keeping me waiting like this'
Sasuke'd promised he'd come. He couldn't just forget about it.
8 minutes
Kyuubi mewed. Naruto caressed him slowly, thinking: 'Don't worry. He'll come soon.' Like he was talking to the cat
Kyuubi just purred under his small hands, like he was thinking back: 'How long, Naruto? I'm too tired of waiting, anyway…'
10 minutes
And the raven never came.
What a bastard
Naruto would hate him for the rest of his life.
Awww! Poor Naruto! Why did you do this to him, Sasuke?
Note to self: Sasuke is a bastard.
Naruto:"What's the Uchiha's great secret, any way? I hear Itachi's been pissed from hearing 'suke lovin' me lately!"(Snickering)
Sasuke: "I don't love you, I love your ass!"(Smirking)
Naruto: "HEY!"
ME: "It's no big deal. His just in love with him!"
Deidara(Toward the sky): "Why us, God? Why us?!"
Tobi: "What a disaster!"
ME: "What are you talkin' 'bout?"(Hehehe! I'm so silly! Speakin'like a guy...)
Pein(Takin' out a gun): "Alright every one! I WANNA KILL YA'LL!"
Sasuke(Screaming like a girl, running around like his tail is on fire): "AAAH! HIS GOT A GUN!"
(Every one running around like what!)
ME: "DON'T PANICK, PEOPLE! PAIN, PUT THE GUN DOWN!"
Pain: "I WILL NOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"(Devil laugh)
ME: "AH! HE'S GOING EVIL!"
Lee: "EVERY ONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Pain: "I'M GONNA KILL YA'LL AND KIDNAP ITACHI KUN AND THEN I'LL RAPE HIM!"
Itachi(A bit too much relax): "I'll come with you, Pain sama."
Pain: "Let me correct you. You'll cum for me!"
Itachi: "As you wish Pain sama."
(They grab each other and kiss eachother to death)
ME: "...Wow."
Naruto: "Yeah"
Sasuke: "Was that bad enough?"
ME: "You say, genius."
Ino: "...Does any one want popcorn?"
ME: "I want some."
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Sasuke: "...Naruto?"
Naruto: "Yeah?"
Sasuke: "Let's fuck."
Naruto: "Good idea!"
(They take a room to fuck)
ME: "...Guess it's just me then..."
Lee(coming out of nowhere): "I'M HERE TOO!"
ME: "AH! I WANNA LIVE!"
(ME running for ME life! XD)
