Hey Guys! Chapter 3 is here! 3 in one day!

Rayray1368: Yes and no. There will be some chapters of each.

Me: Hey Uriah, can you do the disclaimer for me?

Uriah: Sure, if you go on Zeke's and my zip lining adventures with us!

Me: If I didn't I'd be a Panseycake!

Uriah: Hahaha! Anyway, Elena does not own The Divergent trilogy. Only the plot.

Uriah POV

"Marlene, Candor or Dauntless?" "Candor…" "Uhh, would you rather eat a caterpillar or go without watching Glee for a month?" Wow, way to make it tough, Four! "Ugh! I don't know, it's so hard!" She takes off her shirt quickly. "Tris, Candor or Dauntless?" Why do we all ask Tris? "I choose…

Dauntless!" Yeah Trissy, not a Panseycake! "I dare you to dye your hair red and purple!" She smiles. "Sure! Chris, can you help me?" "Sure!" Christina smiles and they go to the bathroom. I can't wait to see what she looks like! I really love Tris. She's gorgeous, smart, kind, funny and overall amazing. Plus I found out that we're both Divergent! Anyway, I know that she's the one!

15 minutes later, Christina and Tris walk back in and she looks amazing! "Oh my God! You look awesome Tris!" The girls squeal. Tris walks back over to me and I whisper, "Beautiful." In her ear. "Okay, so I'm going to do a group question. Four, Lauren, Shauna and Zeke, Candor or Dauntless?" "If any of you say Candor you're all Panseycakes!" Zeke shouts, they all choose Dauntless. "So, I dare you guys to go sing Red Solo Cup and then broadcast it to every faction!" All of us, excluding the four of them, start laughing. They grab a few guitars and pull up the lyrics on Lauren's phone before starting.

Four: Now red solo cup is the best receptacle

From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals

And you sir do not have a pair of testicles

If you prefer drinkin' from glass

Zeke: Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable

In fourteen years they are decomposable

And unlike my home they are not foreclosable

Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!

All:Red solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,

Proceed to party, proceed to party

Shauna: Now I really love how you're easy to stack

But I really hate how you're easy to crack

Cause when beer runs down, in front of my back

Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

Lauren: But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten

Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written

On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'

On them, to help me get lucky

All: Red solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,

Proceed to party, proceed to party

Four and Lauren: Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow

But only you red will do for this fellow

Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello

And you are the Fruit to my Loom

Zeke and Shauna: Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic

More than amazing, you're more than fantastic

And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic

When I look at you and say:

"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup (No, no, God no)

You're my friend, yea (Lifelong)

Thank you for being my friend"

All: Red solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,

Proceed to party, proceed to party

[repeat]

After finishing we make sure that it gets broadcast to the entire city, factions and factionless. We soon see it appear on the TV along with a news story.

"It appears that 4 dauntless members have posted a video city wide with them singing about a Red solo cup. Sources believe that they are Zeke, Shauna, Lauren and Four. All initiates from three years ago, making the 19. Here's the video now."

We all start laughing at the video. Tris and Christina are literally rolling on the floor laughing. "That is, the most hilarious thing I have ever seen!" Tris yells in between fits of laughter. Great job guys! But, and I quote Simon Cowell here, 'I want more stage presence. Give me the feeling that you are so happy to be here!'" Then she falls over again from laughter.

Tobias POV

That was probably the most embarrassing thing I have ever had to do in my life! And that news story! Ugh! I'm going to get Tris back for this! But I still love her. I really hate her and Uriah together… "Okay, Tris, Uriah, Christina, Will, Al, Peter and Eric, I dare you to go get tattoos of one person's name in this room." They shrug and leave.

HALF AN HOUR LATER

They all come back and show off their tattoos.

Uriah: Tris

Christina: Will

Will: Christina

Al: Peter

Peter: Al

Eric: Lauren and Tris

Tris: Uriah and Tobias

I smirk at seeing Tris' tattoo because I'm the only one who knows who Tobias is. When the others ask who Tobias is she says that it was her best friend in abnegation besides Susan and she wanted to remember him because he got her to choose Dauntless. Only I know that it's not true. I also noticed that Uriah was near her heart, and Tobias was on her wrist. I don't know what that means but I don't like it.

"Okay, Eric, Candor or Dauntless?" Peter asks. "Candor." "Why do you hate Four?" "Because he's better than me and has dated both the girls I like." He states before slapping a hand over his mouth. "Oh my God, why did I say that?" He yells before calming down. "So Al…"