Here it is, chapter 3! I promise to talk to you at the bottom so you can get on with the story!

Disclaimer: I own leprechauns and unicorns, but sadly not iCarly!

"And we're clear!" Freddie yelled from behind the camera. "Great episode guys! Especially that random debate, I still can't decide if hamsters or crocodiles would make a better president. Anyways, you guys wanna go to the groovy smoothie or something now?"

I didn't know how to react to this without seeming suspicious, so I just went with the safest mode of escape that I could think of, I insulted him!

"Why would I wanna go anywhere with you nub?" I yelled, it worked he started frowning and left the room, leaving me and Carly alone.

"Come on Sam, can't you be just a bit nicer to him?" she said as she slowly got up to leave the room, "I'm going to the Groovy Smoothie with Freddie. IF you think you can be a bit nicer, you may come and meet us later."

I felt bad about making Carly mad at me, but it was the only way to work with Spencer without looking suspicious, and I didn't want Carly to find out about this. Plus Spencer was already a pretty bad liar, I didn't need him trying to cover for me.

I had just entered the Shay's living room when Carly was closing the front door to leave. All of a sudden the door opens again and in comes Spencer pulling a wagon that is filled with a giant metal block.

"Hey Sam! Ready for your first getting-to-become-a-better-person-through-art lesson?" Spencer asked.

"Seriously Spencer, I thought I was just gonna help you by watching or something. You know gain patience . . . and maybe a few extra hours of sleep?"

"Naw, that wouldn't be any fun, and Joe made me set up a curriculum so it all goes well!"

Ugghhhh, I can't believe Joe had to go and screw this up for me, why couldn't he just leave me alone. It's not my fault that I was born lazy.

"Fine, what are we doing?" I asked, almost afraid to hear his answer.

"Remember when I had Griffin do the same sort of thing you were doing?"

I nodded my head, I can't believe he thought that I did the same sort of thing as Griffin, he really should stop comparing these two events. I was getting really annoyed with every mention of the boy, especially since he was such a wimp.

"Kay," Spencer said, "Well here's a bat, I hear you like to use them for hitting things!"

At this he starts to laugh, probably thinking that the irony is too funny. I don't find this hilarious, and silence him quickly with a death glare as I bring my bat to the metal surface for the first time. It leaves a giant dent, and suddenly I feel super calm. Hmmm, this might actually work . . .

"Alright I'm just gonna go to the convenience store to grab us some snack . . ." Spencer yells, already half way out the door.

(10 minutes later)

The door to the Shay's apartment opens slowly as Spencer comes in, I look up quickly but go back to work on my artwork.

"Oh my gosh! Sam! What have you done?"

Spencer looks completely freaked out at the metal block, which now looks like a piece of the Shay's apartment floor, as well as the wagon that it was once on.

"I did what you told me, I hit the block with the bat, and it just happened to become one with the floor."

"How is that even possible?" Spencer mutters to himself, giving his broken wagon one last glance.

Sighing Spencer goes to his room, only to appear a second later holding a sketchpad and a couple of pencils.

"Here, you see that chair over there, sit. You are going to take these pencils and sketch that rose on the counter, the one beside the computer that means no moving! Not even if you are hungry, a sasquatch comes into the house or some alien hamster thing happens to fly around outside of the window. Kay? Got it?"

"Yeah fine, keep your pants on I yell in this direction as I get up onto the chair.

It was not like I did anything wrong really. Well, not on purpose at least. Oh well! At least I only have to draw a picture, that requires like 5 minutes of attention before I can finally go to sleep again.

Suddenly my whole being realizes the most important question that needs to be addressed . . .

"Wait Spencer, what if I need to go to the washroom!"

So I know the writing is shifting views from third to first person, and I suck but yeah deal with it! I would love it if you would review and guess what is going to happen, the next chapter is going to be a key in the development of the story so if anyone does a really nice review and asks for a hint on what's happening next I might give them a few excerpts. As well anyone who reviews a story of mine, I'll review their's! Anyways Spencer asks Sam to draw a rose. This is a shout out to my work, a flower shop, which is one of the main reasons that this chapter was so delayed, that and mid terms! SFTW