Authors note: Wow, I can't believe I got 45 hits in only 3 days!!!!! Thanks so much for reading this people and by the way I just noticed I spelled unfortunately wrong in the last chapter!!! Sorry about that. I'll totally try not to spell anything wrong again. By the way, thanks so much for the tips, they really helped.

"So, I guess I'll see you next week." She said as she threw her trash away. That's when I remembered, I have to learn to jelly fish in the next seven days!!! Oh God, I still need to ask SpongeBob for help. This may be trouble.

Well the sooner the better, better go ask now. "SpongeBob."

"Hey Squidy, How'd it go? Did you ask her out, huh, did ya, did ya, did ya?" God, why'd he have to be so annoying?

"Yah, I asked her out, and before you ask, she said yes. Were going Jelly fishing next week."

"Wow, Jelly fishing, that sounds so fun, I didn't know you could Jelly fish, I bet your so good."

"About that, I was wondering……"

"If I'm any good, if we could make it a double date, if I could invite Patrick?"

"God SpongeBob, stop guessing, I was wondering……….if maybe………you could………."

"Could what?" He said interrupting me, God the nerve of him, well I guess it was kind of taking me forever to say this but still God that nerve, maybe I should just stop thinking about this and spit it out.

"I was wondering if you could maybe teach me how to jelly fish." I said so fast it was a jumbled mess.

"Wait, let me get this strait…..you…..want me…..to teach you…..how to jelly fish?"

"Um hum."

"Oh this is going to be so much fun!!!!!!!!!!" He said jumping up and down and dancing like an idiot. God what did I just get my self into? Nothing good. "Oh were going to have so much fun, this is going to be great, we can make our own nets and invite Patrick, and Sandy, we can have a whole party. When were done we can have a graduation ceremony!!!!

"God please, just kill me now." I said looking up at the sky……….It didn't work. "God, what did I ever do to you?"

"Squidward, who are you talking to?" SpongeBob said looking up with me.

"Nobody, no one important anyway, that's right, I went there!!!!"

"Squidward, you can't talk to the sky like that, what did the sky ever do to you?" SpongeBob yelled at me.

"It's what it didn't do." I said looking back down at SpongeBob. I guess if I wanted my date I was going to have to go threw with this.

"So Squid, when do you want to start your training?"

"Well, my dates in a week so I need to learn by then…..and I kind of said I was good….so a you know, maybe we should start tonight."

"I'd help you tonight but I have that date with Sandy, though she could come too I guess." Sure why not, lets just have the whole world see me make a fool of myself!!!!!!!

"God seriously, why do you hate me? What did I ever do? Is this punishment for being so mean to SpongeBob all the time? If it is I swear I'll be nicer!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Squidward, why are you swearing to God, jeez first your mad at the sky and now him, do you hate me too?"