Hey, Matt, The Author, here. I have some pretty good news for you Invader Zim fans out there! No, I'm not writing an Invader Zim fic, that would be great news, but this is still pretty good, there's a Bloody Gir hidden in this chapter somewhere. Try and find it! Also, REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and I guess Kara and Brogan are their own people.

It was a quite night in feudal japan; That has nothing to do with the story though.

Matt: What the hell?

Kagome: I'm tired, so we're fucking stopping!

Matt: Are you on your period?

Kagome: NO CHIMPY!

Matt: Why the fuck?...w;li;fiywqiugflhasbfjawgsfjgqwafdkn

Matt then fell to the ground, electrocuted and in tremendous pain!

Inuyasha: What's a period?

Miroku then leaned in to Inuyasha and whispered something.

Inuyasha: Ohhhh! That's why she's such a bitch!

Miroku: No, she's always like that.

BLOODY GIR!

Kagome then took out a shotgun.

Kagome: I'll give you both till the count of 10 to run.

Miroku and Inuyasha then ran for their lives.

Kagome: Great! Now we have the camp to ourselves! Let's take a bath together while they're gone!

Sango, pointing to Matt: Ok! What about him?

Kagome: Right. NO CHIMPY! NO CHIMPY! NO CHIMPY!

Matt, crying: Why? You suc...sakjlgfhsa;iuokrgbflksgfkjasgfukvsalufugaslugfluaskjfjcfoegrlsaglfkgsdlufglsuhfkusagafkgsafgasjlfglksaugflasgafkldugwkafgksajgfkjashgfkjasgfjkjsakjcjgasgjhfskajjvfkhsgvcfcfjjhsvzsszxkjfjgaskjjfsajahfjhgvfcjalfjgsaljhfsljahahvfnhashavfcfjhfsvfjasgjlhfgslagfliqwiqrpweeyrywoeqiwigrowgrioiqwggriwqrpiiweyrpoi!

Matt then fell unconscious.

Sango: Let's go!

Kagome and Sango then went to the near-by hot spring, undressed and got in. Then they saw Shippo floating on his back.

Kagome: Shippo! What are you doing ...

She then noticed Shippo's erection.

Kagome: Let's not bother him Sango, he seem's to be having a good dream.

Sango: I didn't know his cock was THAT small!

Kagome: I know. And he criticizes Inuyasha!

Sango: Well, his is a fox demon, not a horse demon.

Kagome: Yeah, then you got to take into the fact that is fully erect and he's in warm water.

Sango: Yeah, Damn that thing is small.

Shippo, mumbling: That's right...suck my cock... oh... yeah... right there... Kagome.

Kagome: You hear that?

Sango: Ya! You should suck it for him!

Kagome: I don't know. What do you think Yoda?

Yoda, naked in the spring: Suck him off, you should!

Kagome: Thank you, Yoda! Your so wise!

Kagome then put her mouth around Shippo's cock and started sucking.

Sango: I can't believe she's doing it!

Yoda: Know, I do!

Kagome then suddenly stopped, then puked all over Shippo, waking him up.

Shippo: MY DREAM CAME TRUE!

Kagome: That's not the only thing that came!

Shippo: I don't get it.

Kagome: YOU FUCKING CUMMED IN MY MOUTH!

Shippo: You the one who fucking sucked me off!

Kagome: I'LL KILL YOU!

Kagome then chased after Shippo with a katana.

Back behind a bush,...

Miroku: Man! Kagome's a whore!

Inuyasha: Don't talk about my bitch that way!

Matt: Do you guys think it's wrong to masturbate to those two naked?

Miroku: No! It's perfectly ok as long as...they don't... find...out? She's right behind me isn't she?

Sango: NO! I'm in front of you! (Bad Futurama Reference)

Matt: You know your still naked, right?

Sango: AHHH!

She then hit Matt with a boulder, which shattered.

Matt: Please! I'm a demon! That's not gonna hurt me!

Kagome: No, but I can!

Matt: Ah shit! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!

Matt, Inuyasha, and Miroku then ran VERY fast.

Kagome: SHIT BOY! NO CHIMPY!

Matt was immediately electrocuted and Inuyasha was brought down in a flash of light!

Miroku: Hahaha! You ain't got no prayer beads around my neck! Can't control me! Los...

Sango had thrown her giant boomerang, which hit Miroku in the head, knocking him out.

Sango: Hey Kagome?

Kagome: Yeah Sango?

Sango: Have you noticed that this is basically how all of the chapters have ended?

Chris Griffin: You breaking the...

Matt the sliced Chris into hundreds of pieces.

Matt: We're not going into that joke in this story, too!

And with that, everyone went to sleep.

Kara: I wasn't even in this chapter!

Matt, The Author: Stop being such a bitch and just let loose your demon.

Kara: Fine!

Kara then walked over and opened a locked gate.

Kara: Be free my demon pet! Be free, and destroy!

Pat: I'm a pig demon! Yay!

Pat then went on a rampage and destroyed a shitload of villages.

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Man, this chapter was fucking LONG. I gotta start writing fighting chapters. Those are shorter! I like pie! Meeps! Also, REVIEW!