Yo watsup everybody! Holy fuck I didn't expect this many people to subscribe I don't have ideas for everything Hitsugaya's gonna do so if you have suggestions please put them under reviews thx guys have fun reading (by the way I have no idea if fuck-bucket is a real insult but I liked how it sounded)
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5 days left
Hitsugaya stood in front of the Soutaicho's door wondering whether he should really do this. 'If I don't do this I'm gonna regret it' he thought, 'but on the other hand I don't want to become a barbeque… ahhhhh what the hell.'
Hitsugaya walked into the Soutaicho's office. "Ah Hitsugaya-taicho is there anything I can do for you?" asked Yamamoto. "No sir" replied Hitsugaya "actually there was something I wanted to tell you… you are a gay annoying senile old fuck-bucket." Yamamoto stared, he had kinda been expecting one of those, 'its an honor and a pleasure serving with you' speeches, the last thing he had expected was to be called a fag even if it was true.
Hitsugaya walked out with a satisfied smirk on his face 'Item 2: Tell Yamamoto exactly what he thought of him' Check. Now to move on to Item 3.
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Bayakuya Kuchiki sat at his desk doing an amount of paperwork that only on other anal retentive taicho was known for doing. He sighed and rubbed his temples his squad was particularly annoying today. They had been in and out of the office until he threatened to go bankai on the next person who set foot in here. To top that off it was about a hundred degrees in here and the heat was driving him crazy. He finally succumbed to his body's needs and stood under the AC vent… only to receive a very large amount of blue paint splattering onto his head.
Hitsugaya heard Byakuya make a very uncharacteristic and loud noise, and knew his mission was accomplished. Now to get out of here and go bust a gut laughing, he was certain Byakuya would be even deadlier with blue hair than normal. Item 3: Give Byakuya a hair coloring. Check.
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Matsumoto and her friends (Renji, Ikkaku, Yumi you get the point) stared in shock as Hitsugaya finished his eighth bottle of sake. "Wow taicho I didn't know you could drink so much" exclaimed Matsumoto, "Why didn't you ever come drinking with us before"
"It'sh not very profeshor uh profesiol… professional that'sh it" Hitsugaya mumbled. "Any particular reason you're doing it now?" asked Renji.
"Yeah gotta do numbah four on my lisht" Hitsugaya muttered sleepily. "Number four?" said Renji. "Yeah drink 'til I passh out did I do it?"
Matsumoto replied "Yeah you did great but what's this list you're talking about?" "It'sh my bucket lisht" said Hitsugaya. "What the hell is a bucket list?" asked Renji. "It's a list of all the things you want to do before you kick the bucket" replied Matsumoto "but taicho why're you doing it now? What makes you think you're gonna die soon?" "Unohana shaid sho" he said as he finally fell asleep.
Four voices were heard throughout Seireitei at that very moment, "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Ooooooh cliffhanger I just couldn't resist… and I was running low on ideas for today so if any of you have got any please tell me
