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"Has anyone seen Kinky-Hoe since that time in the cafeteria?" I questioned curiously.
Flashback
"Sob, sob, cry cry." Kinky-Hoe mourned. "You guys don't know what I go through! Insert stupid, unreasonable description of Kikyo's past that no one gives a damn about that's supposed to make you feel bad for her, yet still hate her because she's Kikyo. Not one of you could walk one damn day in my sho-"
Someone in the cafeteria farted.
The whole cafeteria broke out into laughs, completely ignoring Kikyo's story. Kinky-Hoe ran out the cafeteria in tears mumbling something about suicide. Heh, must be French or something.
"Eh, probably having a bad hair month or something. You know, Kinky-Hoe stuff." Sango said nonchalantly.
"The joke never gets old! I love you guys!" Random, unimportant nameless man #1 yelled giving us all bro fists.
Yeah, summing it all up, no one's seen Kikyo in a month and InuYasha and I are dating, as well as Sango and Miroku. Who saw that crap coming? What a twist!
~This is a Break. Get Broken~
InuYasha and I were walking through the hallway, hand-in-hand while people through roses at our feet. Sango and Miroku followed suit, and random, unimportant nameless man #1 skipped merrily around us. What a fun guy.
As we walked through the school's hallways, random, unimportant nameless man #1 noticed a voice coming from the broom closet.
A sinister laugh was heard from the closet. "These fools took my love from me. Just wait till they see my TRUE form."
"Naraku, no one wants to see your penis." Random, unimportant nameless man #1 said in disgust.
"That's not what I meant by true form, fool." Naraku stated defensively.
"Yeah right. What the hell are you doing in there anyway?"
"Plotting the downfall of all pathetic life forms that attends this worthless institution."
"Oh that's cool. Well, see you later creepy closet creeper."
~This is a Break. Get Broken~
"Who were you talking to back there?" InuYasha inquired. Everyone knows random, unimportant nameless man #1 was a child prodigy. So everyone was shocked when we saw him talking to a door.
"Creepy Closet Creeper. He's a fun guy." Random, unimportant nameless man #1 said while shrugging.
We trusted his judgment. He is random, unimportant nameless man #1 after all.
"Hey Miroku, you haven't been launched around the world by one of Sango's superhuman attacks in a while." I commented.
"Yeah, no wonder my health has been improving." Miroku remarked.
"Did you guys hear about the dance that's coming up?" Random, unimportant nameless man #1 informed us.
"That ought to be fun. Sango let's go get our dresses, our makeup, and our weapons." I said enthusiastically.
"Our weapons?" Sango questioned.
"Yeah, cause the plot's going to make so much sense." I said while dragging Sango behind me out the school.
"School's not over yet is it?" InuYasha asked Miroku who just shrugged and said, "It's not even halfway over."
"What do you think of this Random, unimportant nameless #1?" InuYasha inquired.
"I think those two deserve the rest of the day off." Random, unimportant nameless man #1 spoke while break dancing between Miroku and InuYasha.
~This is a Break. Get Broken~
Sango and I walked to the mall while singing because we were so happy and everyone loves hearing to high school girls screechin- I mean singing on the streets.
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We walked into the mall with our eyes homing in on the dress store. Like sharks stalking a fish, we darted into the store, our eyes expertly scanning the store's inventory.
After a little under an hour, we found our dream dresses.
My dress was a *insert a pointless description of Kagome's dress that most readers won't even read here.* Am I fine or what?
Sango's dress was a* insert a pointless description of Sango's dress that most readers won't even read here.* She makes me question my sexuality sometimes.
~This is a Break. Get Broken~
"I still can't believe they just walked right out of the school." Miroku stated in disbelief.
Koga and Ayame chose this time to stroll in through the doors.
"Koga, Ayame, what are you two doing here?" InuYasha asked them surprised.
"Making an impact on the story?" Koga said uncertainly.
Everyone took a second to look at him and exploded in a fit of laughter.
"Good joke." Miroku spoke through his laughter.
EDITED!
It's kind of short but the next chapter is probably going to be the last and I felt like splitting the chapter in two. Deal with it.
