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Ch.3: Movie Night!
Tuesday, 20:05
North looked at his calendar in his office and grinned. "Guess what night it is?" He said happily as he walked into the living room, where the other Guardians were. Tooth was reading The Horse and his Boyto her little friends, Bunnymund and Sandman were playing pool, and Jack was playing table tennis with the Elves, who threw cookies at Jack whenever he won.
"Tuesday night?" Jack asked, brushing cookie crumbs off his hoodie.
"Well, that to," North mused, "but it is also movie night!"
Bunny looked up, surprised. "Already, mate?! I have a bloody great movie in mind!"
Sandy nodded, as if to say "I do, too!" Tooth held up The Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe. The mini fairies all chattered enthusiastically.
"OOH! I have a great one!" Jack victoriously pulled out and held up-
"THE LEGEND OF ZORRO!" Tooth and Bunny cheered. North high- fived Sandy.
Sandy summoned The Sound of Music. North shrugged and pulled out Santa Clause 3. "I heard it had all of us in it," he said.
Jack turned. "I have an idea. We draw numbers out of a hat, and we will watch the movies in whatever number order. Okay?"
So, this is the number order. Sandy's movie, Sound of Music, Was first. Followed by, The Legend of Zorro; Santa Clause 3; Lion ,Witch, and Wardrobe; and Bunny's movie, The Alamo(2004; censored).
Guardians' reply to Sound of music:
Santa: Ahh…. This brings back memories.
Jack: (Whoops, he was asleep)
Tooth: (Sigh)….. Beautiful music.
Bunny: …. This place is Austria, not Australia. Oh, well. (shrug)
Sandy: (He can't speak, so he was just sitting there, fascinated.)
Next movie: Legend of Zorro
Everyone just sat there, with awed expressions on their faces. Need I say more?
Third movie: Santa Clause 3
Jack: I am NOT that creepy looking! I mean, look at the difference! I'm young, awesome, gorgeous, and I can FLY! He's fifty- something, un-awesome, creepy looking, and he can NOT fly!
Santa: My wife isn't that young. No offense, dear.
Sandy: (little tornado above his head.)
Bunny: Ugh! I am a pooka, a bunny from six to seven feet, not half- human! (throws carrot at the screen)
Tooth: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I AM A-A PERFECT HALF HUMMINGBIRD FEMALE, NOT A MALE DENTEST WITH CUTE FAIRY WINGS! (evacuates with mini-fairies, crying.)
Well, Santa turned that off. Next movie: Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe.
Tooth: I love this movie. (Mini fairies cuddle together. SOOOO CUTE!)
Jack: … Well, this is a lot better than the last movie.
Bunny: Huh. I like Peter. He reminds me of me….YAY! SPRING BEATS WINTER! (Hits Jack with a carrot)
(Jack glares at Bunny.)
Santa: Well, I am a lot better in this movie. And the sleigh looks so fantasy…. I like it. But I am known as Father Christmas in this movie….. Oh, well.
Sandy: (Makes a lion out of dreamsand.)
Last movie: The Alamo (2004, censored, so there's nothing bad.)
Jack: WOO-HOO! ACTION! LIKE THE LAST MOVIE!
Tooth: (dreamily) Oh….. Sam Huston…. (Babytooth faints)
Bunny: I like my options.
Sandy: (holds up Texas flag)
North: Nice movie, but why is a villain named Santa?
AFTER ALL THAT…
"Whoo!" Tooth flopped onto the couch "I'm bushed!"
Jack nodded and yawned. "Yeah… well, G'night, all!" He flew to an armchair away from the fire and fell asleep.
Bunny simply made a hole in the ground and fell asleep in it. Sandy made himself a bed out of dreamsand and fell asleep. North just walked into his bedroom.
Well, that was fun. If ya haven't seen Sam Huston from the Bunny's movie, The Alamo (2004), then TT2 says "YOU SHALL LOOK UPON HIM FOR HE IS HOT!"
